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<i>RECEPTIONIST: Good morning.
Dynamic Progressive Systems.</i>

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<i>Please hold.</i>

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It's not a small thing.
5% is a lot.

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If you've managed a household with
kids and stuff... 5% is a lot.

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You know what, Dan?
Just walk with me.

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No. I don't care
if everyone hears us.

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You really wanna
do this here? You do?

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I don't wanna be
doing it at all, Chuck.

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It's just that we had terms, and now
you're changing those terms again.

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We are restructuring
the department salaries.

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That's just the bottom line.
That's the way it is.

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I know it's not
what you want to hear.

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Dan, just walk with me.

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A little annoying.
What?

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It's just a little annoying.

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"Walk with me."
You say that a lot.

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It's stuff like
that you say, you know.

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That's why Brian Peters
wrote "You're an asshole"

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on your parking curb thing.

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What the fuck, Dan?

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I'm sorry.

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Do you really wanna challenge
me in public, Dan?

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This was my best year.

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I am an asshole, Dan,
because I have to make

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decisions to keep
the company strong.

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You make a living
from this company.

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You're replaceable, frankly.

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If you were to leave,
Dynamic would continue.

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So, don't minimize
my company's interests.

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Now, if you would please, as
I said before, walk with me.

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We can discuss
this in my office.

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Chuck, just because
you caught me...

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which is, granted,
a pretty big feat...

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in a trust fall
at the company retreat...

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which you make us
all go to...

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and that I don't like, by the way,
that nobody here really likes.

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Nobody does.
Right, Russell?

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I like them.
Russell is a team player.

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DAN: Russell is
a beaten-down dog.

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You're Mr. Negative.

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Are you making less?

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I'm a sales manager, Dan.

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You want a bigger slice of the
pie, start your own company.

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Oh, I've been
thinking about it.

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Everybody thinks about it...

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but don't bitch when the
people who actually do it...

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pay themselves
what they deserve.

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I have been in airports for two
days, preparing a deal for you.

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I came in here
just to get a bagel,

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because I haven't had
a meal since Tuesday.

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And then, you tell me I'm gonna
have to take 5% less this year?

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I don't want
new terms, Chuck.

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I want to be able to see
my kids sometimes.

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The old "kid" card.

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(LAUGHS) Strong.

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I'm gonna do it.

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Really?

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You're gonna go up against
me and Dynamic?

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Yeah. I will see you in the field.
You should look for me.

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Because l'll be the guy
in first who's happy.

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I think you're better off for
me than against me, Dan.

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Well, I actually have my own
ideas on how to do this job.

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It doesn't involve any of
that "trust fall" shit.

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Okay. Game on.

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Game on.

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By the way,
anyone here wanna join me?

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There's a lot of
great people here.

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How about it? Come on.

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Any of you guys wanna build
a total starship with me?

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"Starship"?

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Yeah, I'm just riffing, here.

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I wasn't planning on founding
my own company here today...

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but if anyone wants
to play a key role...

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in a new mineral sales company
that does it the right way...

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then walk through
that door with me,

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because there is
a place for you.

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Guys!

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Men!

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We're doing this.

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Doing what?

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Boarding the starship. Starting
this new adventure together.

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Uh, I'm just
walking to my car.

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Because I just got let go...

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because of some
mandatory age limit.

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Oh.

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Do you still wanna work?

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Well, I'm just 67. Yeah!

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I'm not the Crypt Keeper.

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All right, great!
Come work with me.

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We'll drop these guys.
Yeah!

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Let's drop these pussies!

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Right!

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Look at us.
We're standing here.

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We're synergizing already.

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I'm excited.
Thank you.

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How about you,
young buck, huh?

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Are you starshipping with us?
Yeah.

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What did you
do at Dynamic?

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Uh... Um... No.
I don't work there.

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You just walked
out of there.

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Well, I interviewed.

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But you got a box
with office belongings.

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Yeah. I brought it to the
interview to show confidence.

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Do you have any
sales experience?

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Yes, I do.

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Great.
Foot Locker.

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And reasons for leaving?

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I don't like feet.

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But I do like people.

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I'm good with people.
It's for real, it's true.

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Do you work hard?
Yeah.

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Like, what's "hard"?

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(STAMMERING)
The hardest.

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Don't just say it because you
think I want to hear it.

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No, it's true.
Whatever you need.

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All right.

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If you're willing to try,
I'll turn you into an animal.

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Hop in. Come on, young
buck, we're doing it.

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I'm willing!
Let's go.

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All right.

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Let's hit Dunkin' Donuts,
and we'll launch this thing.

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Good.

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<i>I know we've had
a little dry spell...</i>

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but I'm proud to announce
that we got this deal.

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Bill said, "Fly up,
let's shake hands."

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Fuck,yes!

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(LAUGHING)

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Oh, excuse me.

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I'm sorry about
the "fuck."

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I get to go on a trip?

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Yeah.

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Overnight?

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Is this your first
business trip, Mike?

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Yeah.

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You didn't have any
Foot Locker business trips?

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No. They would
all just come to me.

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Yeah. All right,
we're going on a trip.

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Will things happen?

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Like, explers?

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"Explorers"?
Yeah.

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Can you use it
in a sentence?

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"We're gonna go on a business
trip and have explers."

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"Exploits"?

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Exploits.

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No, there won't be any exploits.
Just up and back.

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I got too much
stuff at home.

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You can have them,
after we close the deal.

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Is it just us going up there, or
are they bringing up a fluff er?

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Just us, free and clear.
What's a "fluff er"?

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When a company wants
to do a sweetheart deal

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with a friend
or something...

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they generally
pretend to negotiate

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with another company,
right to the end.

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Just to make it look legit.

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Well, this one's all ours.

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Come on.

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Tomorrow, we are going
on a business trip.

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Let's go close this thing.

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Go get them, Dan.

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I feel good about this one.
You got a strong number set.

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I appreciate that, Don.

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You've been here
since the beginning.

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After we close this, we're
gonna get an actual office.

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Hey,Paul
we need to talk.

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I'm headed off to Portland.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean to surprise you.
Everything all right?

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I'm doing stuff.
That's cool.

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Lookit, "doing stuff"
is natural.

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Dad...
I used to "do stuff."

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I used to "do stuff" three times a day.
And I still "do stuff."

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(SOFTLY) Dad. I don't "do
stuff" as much as I used to...

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(LAUGHS)

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because now I'm tired
from doing other stuff.

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But there's no crime, here.

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There's not gonna be a trial.
Nothing happened.

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I don't even know
what we were talking about.

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When I was your age...

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we used to get these
magazines for my sisters...

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that would be like
a lingerie or swimsuit--

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No, that's not--

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But now you go online, you
see a clown fuck an alpaca.

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I don't watch that, Dad.

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It's not a big deal.
It's just an easy thing.

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I want you to get back
to doing it,

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but you should do it
in the bathroom...

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because you can't lock
this door.

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And your sister could walk in
and it's no good.

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So, just do it
somewhere else, okay?

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Yeah.
Just keep a lid on it.

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Like a gentleman does. A
gentleman celebrates his body.

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You know that Walt Whitman
poem, "Song of Myself"?

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We don't need to
talk about it anymore.

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It's a song. Walt Whitman,
he celebrates his body.

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You're celebrating
your body.

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So, I don't think
it's a big deal.

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Okay-

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I'm gonna be back tomorrow. I'm
just going up for the handshake.

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And when I come home...

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you are gonna come out of
this room for a little bit...

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and me and you, just me and
you, we're gonna hang out.

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Okay, you're hugging me.

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I don't know what's
going on with your hands.

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Get back to the computer.

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Bye,Dad.
Bye.

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(SIGHS)

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Can we deal with the whole
private school thing today?

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Do you mean,
like the pros and cons?

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No, we did the pros and cons.
It was all pros.

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I meant paying for it.

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You know I'm leaving, right?
Portland, for the handshake.

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I have 20 minutes to pack.

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Yeah. Remember we were gonna
talk to Paul today, though...

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about why he's been
so withdrawn.

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Can we FaceTime that?

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Can it be today?

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Yeah. This is the big one.

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When are you back?
Tomorrow, before dinner.

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We just gotta go there and shake hands.
It's all done.

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What do you
got going today?

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I was probably
going to go to work,

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and then maybe
raise our children.

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Sounds good.
Wait, eat!

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I have to put these reports
in my power spread.

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Men over 40 can suffer from fainting
spells if they skip meals...

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and have high stress levels,
and poor muscle tone.

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I have to pack.

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Hey,Dad.
Hey.

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Are you going on a trip?

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I am, yeah.

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You wanna help me
out, here?

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I'll show you what
I always bring with me.

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Space for my running gear here.
Book goes here.

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That's all you do
on your business trips?

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Read and run?
Yep.

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And do business.

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Grab some running gear out of
the closet and help me pack.

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Okay.
Love you.

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Can I ask you a question
before you go?

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Honey, my plane's gonna--

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Is it a little question?

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Kind of.

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Okay, yeah.
What is your little question?

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When I go to school, I don't
like to go to school at all.

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It makes my stomach hurt.
The jokes hurt my feelings.

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I cry in the bathroom,
and pretend to poop for...

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I don't know, two hours.

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That's not even...

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Is that a question?

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Okay. I know that school
can be hard, honey.

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But you gotta go,
or you'll be a moron.

252
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,009
Did you do my
daddy homework thing?

253
00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,764
Yes, I have not.

254
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,285
But I'm tweaking it
in my mind,

255
00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,124
and I will figure
it out on my trip.

256
00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:37,001
<i>DAN". Okay, I have two seconds, here.
"Your daddy."</i>

257
00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,400
<i>Why is this so hard?</i>

258
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,085
<i>"Your daddy is..."</i>

259
00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,282
<i>I pretty much
just work these days, sorry.</i>

260
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,401
<i>Selling swarf.</i>

261
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,685
<i>That's metal residue left over after
the construction of large objects...</i>

262
00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,205
<i>like the Golden Gate--</i>

263
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,724
<i>Never mind,
it's fucking boring.</i>

264
00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:53,685
<i>Anyway, Daddy's been working to
get the starship off the ground.</i>

265
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,880
<i>That's from a team-building thing.
Our version.</i>

266
00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,246
<i>We went to
the batting cages.</i>

267
00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,401
<i>I thought it was
a good place...</i>

268
00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,927
<i>to teach the guys about being
aggressive and taking what's yours.</i>

269
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,528
<i>Crowding the plate,
in a business sense.</i>

270
00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,722
<i>But we nailed a big deal,
and we're travelling today...</i>

271
00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,120
<i>in the time-honored ritual
of the handshake.</i>

272
00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,641
<i>Which is good, because it's
been a down year, swarf-wise.</i>

273
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,881
<i>I really need this deal.</i>

274
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,963
<i>I'm stalling like a freak on
this private school thing...</i>

275
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,646
<i>because I can't afford it
without this handshake.</i>

276
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,450
<i>And I don't want
your mom to know.</i>

277
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,410
<i>But she's gonna catch me soon
because she's smarter than I am.</i>

278
00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,607
<i>Probably, that's not what
you're looking for.</i>

279
00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:29,240
Why do males go
on a business trip?

280
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,483
To bring home the kill,
and dig the night.

281
00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,802
Going to Portland,
Timothy, not Vegas.

282
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,604
And aren't you 72?

283
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,605
I'm 67.

284
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,121
What do you mean,
"bring home the kill"?

285
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,282
Traditionally,
even way back...

286
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,967
guys would leave their caves with
a pointy stick or something.

287
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:50,283
Go out, get it done,
bring it home.

288
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,846
And the,
"dig the night" part?

289
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,651
Well, then they'd stay on a little
longer than they needed to...

290
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,167
and fuck around
a little bit.

291
00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,281
Traditionally.

292
00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:02,602
Holy shit.
"Trunkman, Daniel."

293
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,683
I'm next on
the upgrade list, boys.

294
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,650
I've flown 31 times this last
year making this goddamn deal.

295
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,121
Never once have they ever
said, "Daniel Trunkman."

296
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:13,011
Say "Daniel Trunkman."
Come on.

297
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,525
Say it.

298
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,161
Danielle Trunkman.

299
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,051
Yes!
WOMAN: Hi.

300
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,009
DAN: It's "Daniel,"
not "Danielle."

301
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,081
(WOMAN LAUGHS)
DAN: Thank you very much.

302
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,248
I'm gonna go
obviously to the front.

303
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,321
You guys go around the back.

304
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:26,720
Please.
Thank you, sir.

305
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,325
<i>FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Ladies and
gentlemen, welcome on board</i>

306
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,528
<i>US Midland
Airlines Flight 3257...</i>

307
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,330
<i>with service
to Portland, Maine.</i>

308
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,806
<i>In preparation for takeoff...</i>

309
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,167
<i>all carry-on items should be
placed in the overhead bins...</i>

310
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,731
<i>or under the seat
in front of you.</i>

311
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,211
I've never been upgraded.

312
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,164
That's all right.

313
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,121
In 12 years.

314
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,526
That's cool.

315
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,365
Ordinarily, I'd like to give you
my seat, like this guy did.

316
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,080
But I, uh--

317
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,210
I can't honor you on this
flight, because I have to...

318
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,045
finish some important
presentation prep...

319
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,682
on some cap-down brokerage recaps
that just need some tweaking.

320
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,686
But I appreciate you.

321
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,403
Thank you. It is an honor
to sit in front of you.

322
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,925
So much.

323
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,245
Okay, please.

324
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,885
I'd like you
to have the seat.

325
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,368
Mike, can I say
something to you?

326
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:35,241
Can you not say your whole
name today, sorry, um...

327
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,562
when we meet
the Benjaminson Group?

328
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:38,960
Why?

329
00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,291
Because, um...

330
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,930
I'm just going to
be honest with you.

331
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,366
I think that when you
say your whole name,

332
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,761
it causes people
to lose focus on...

333
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,410
pertinent business stuff.

334
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,927
Why would my name
cause people to

335
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,446
lose focus on
pertinent business stuff?

336
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,650
Say it.

337
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,040
Mike Pancake.

338
00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,610
(LAUGHING)

339
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,561
TIMOTHY: I just forget.

340
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,803
So, uh, yeah. That's all.

341
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:11,567
You can say, "Mike." Just
don't say the breakfast part.

342
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,520
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

343
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,291
FaceTime time.

344
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,405
Hey, Dad. Hey, buddy.
Hey, Trunkmans.

345
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,608
<i>Where have you been, Dan? I've
been trying you for two hours.</i>

346
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,802
Well, I was just in the sky,
I just turned my...

347
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,645
Paul was arrested.
There's a police report.

348
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,404
They said
he was shoplifting.

349
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,250
<i>What?</i>
I sent you an email.

350
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,528
<i>Okay. I have it open
right here.</i>

351
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,170
"Suspect Paul William Trunkman

352
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,969
"was detained
by store security...

353
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:44,330
"who found on his person
a five-shade palette of...

354
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,608
"Show-Stopping Eye Shadows."

355
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,121
Eye shadows?

356
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:53,010
"The shades in question are Blue Belgian
Frost, Straight-Up Teal, Celeste."

357
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,680
I don't understand. Are
you doing monster makeup?

358
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,046
Movies with the guys?

359
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,329
<i>You mean my friends that I don't
have because I'm a huge goon?</i>

360
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,686
<i>Those guys?</i>

361
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,322
<i>I wanted to put it
on my eyes...</i>

362
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,323
<i>to hang out with the kids
that don't fit in.</i>

363
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,331
<i>The goth kids.</i>

364
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,527
They laughed at me...

365
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,722
because they use dark
colors around their eyes...

366
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,008
and I didn't know you were
supposed to do that...

367
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,366
and I used teal.

368
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,524
<i>I can't even fit in
with the kids...</i>

369
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,367
<i>that don't fit in.</i>

370
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,365
Tough FaceTime.

371
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,443
Dan, we need to talk about pulling
the trigger on private school.

372
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,248
I think he's really isolated
where he is.

373
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,051
And the tuition at
Primmler Day Academy...

374
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,361
is $19,000.

375
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,646
19 thou--

376
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:45,881
Dan?

377
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,287
Do my homework!

378
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:52,081
Sweetie, we lost the connection.
Dad's face froze.

379
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,131
We're going to
try him later, okay?

380
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,282
Okay.
MIKE: Dan?

381
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,283
<i>DAN". Who's your daddy?</i>

382
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,882
<i>Your daddy is a man who is
worried about your brother...</i>

383
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,963
<i>because he stands out,
physically.</i>

384
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,610
Hello, welcome to Portland.

385
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,046
DAN: <i>That's not easy
at that age...</i>

386
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,405
<i>so Dad's worried about him.</i>

387
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,564
<i>But Dad has to focus on this
important meeting right now.</i>

388
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,246
<i>So, he wants to go on a run
to clear his mind.</i>

389
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,451
<i>But you packed
Mommy's running stuff.</i>

390
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,011
<i>Sports bra.</i>

391
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,242
<i>Scoop Me Up Tank.</i>

392
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,481
<i>Maybe, instead of running...</i>

393
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,166
<i>I'll have a junior wine
from the junior suite fridge.</i>

394
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,243
<i>Smell the roses, you know?</i>

395
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,401
<i>Deal's done.</i>

396
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,767
<i>Just going to
smell one rose, here.</i>

397
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,171
<i>A moment for Dan.</i>

398
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,321
Hey,Dan.

399
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,924
Hey, Chuck.

400
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,601
Ooh.

401
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,205
I've got to go talk
to Benjaminson.

402
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,930
But I will catch you later.

403
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,531
Cheers.

404
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,770
Yeah.

405
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,209
<i>DAN". Bill, hey. Dan Trunkman.</i>

406
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,964
I'm sorry,
I'm just a little thrown.

407
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:25,647
I saw Chuck Portnoy from
Dynamic Progressive Systems...

408
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:26,767
and she mentioned...
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

409
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,241
...that she's gonna
see you, Bill, also.

410
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:33,490
Urn, it was my understanding
that we were done, really...

411
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,927
that we were just going to do a walk
through for you and shake hands.

412
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,606
Maid service.
Come in.

413
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:43,766
Anyway, Bill, can you give me a
holler back about this? Thanks.

414
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,771
Good afternoon.

415
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,088
Good afternoon to you.

416
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,890
I'll be out of here
in 15 minutes.

417
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,530
Oh, you live
a busy lifestyle?

418
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,048
I'm sorry.
Well, listen.

419
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,726
Sit back, relax,
grab a drink...

420
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,201
and enjoy me cleaning.

421
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,048
And touch yourself
with your hands.

422
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,691
Can you say some things,
while you're tidying, to me?

423
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,890
I've never done this before.

424
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,567
(CLEARS THROAT) You know, I'm not
seeing enough titty from you.

425
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,169
Make sure that, periodically,
you turn to face me...

426
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:32,051
so I can see some more
titty from you.

427
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:35,329
I don't understand.
Are you saying...

428
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,482
to privately touch...

429
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,721
my Denis?

430
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,564
Certainly.

431
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,883
I'd like to try being
someone else for a while.

432
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,761
So, maybe you could
call me "Tony Stark"...

433
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,491
and talk about
my iron cock?

434
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,723
Tim. Timothy?
Yeah?

435
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:58,248
This woman right here
is an actual maid.

436
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,040
The sex maid you hired
is in with me.

437
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,609
You're doing a great job.

438
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,091
OK '2
Okay, ay'

439
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,480
Okay-
Okay-

440
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:11,721
Okay-

441
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,044
Now, let's stop
drinking champagne.

442
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,282
Let's stop buying women.

443
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,965
And let's focus.

444
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,485
This deal may not be done...

445
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,921
and, man, it is imperative
that we shake hands--

446
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,320
MIKE; Wait.

447
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,601
(STUTTERING) Sorry.

448
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,444
I don't know
what that means.

449
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,081
What what means?

450
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,210
Impera-... The "E" word.

451
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,131
I didn't say an "E" word.

452
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,443
Em-... Empera-...

453
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,364
Emperlat-... Emperlaten?

454
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,931
"Emperlaten"?

455
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,731
Just stay here and don't
do any more weird shit.

456
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,406
I'm gonna go for a run.
I need to clear my head.

457
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,050
Chuck's here.

458
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,565
I really need to run
and focus right now.

459
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,449
Our meeting's in an hour.

460
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,691
I have to go.
It's "emperlaten."

461
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,764
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

462
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:03,570
<i>(SINGING) I'm waking up, up on
the floor, still looking perfect</i>

463
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,729
<i>I'm walking out, out through
the door, into the circus</i>

464
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:10,725
<i>On a roll again</i>

465
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,963
<i>Rock n roll again</i>

466
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,969
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah</i>

467
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,010
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

468
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,560
BILL: Dan.

469
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,481
Dan Trunkman.
Hello, mate.

470
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,085
Bill. How are you?

471
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,163
Dan Trunkman
from Apex Select...

472
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,129
Chuck Portnoy from
Dynamic Systems...

473
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,805
who I think you know,
don't you?

474
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,325
I do. Yeah.
We are competitors.

475
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,845
We are?
Direct.

476
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,162
I guess. I hadn't really
noticed, but, okay.

477
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,163
Hmm. And this is Jim Spinch.

478
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,606
Jim.
Hey,Dan.

479
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,000
How are you?
Good, you?

480
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,650
Sorry.
Sure.

481
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,006
Jim's my boss.

482
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,684
Who makes your gear?
What kind of--?

483
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,922
What's the get-up?

484
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,605
Uh, Danish top. Okay.

485
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:12,368
And the sweats are a riff on, I
think, South American field slacks.

486
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,011
Um...

487
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:17,442
"Machos," they're called.
Or "Machetes."

488
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,444
My wife has "Machos." Or
"Machetes," I don't know.

489
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,886
I just call them
"Nancy's pants."

490
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,681
Chuck just showed us...

491
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,848
your redbook rates only make
sense if we're doing buybacks.

492
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,731
I'm not doing buyback deals until it's
out the door and we ref actor market.

493
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,689
I just wanna be clear
that those are the terms now.

494
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,046
So, Jim, you're opening
the deal back up?

495
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,884
Well, it wasn't
closed quite, Dan.

496
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,691
So, I just wanted to hear you
both under these new terms today.

497
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,001
Just you and Chuck,
that's all.

498
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,161
Those pants are so tight,

499
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,571
you'd think I could see
your balls or your dick.

500
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:41,721
But I don't.

501
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,565
Maybe I shouldn't have
said that, but it's weird.

502
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,961
So, are we going back to our
original brokerage sets?

503
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,201
In fact, is that a crease?

504
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,805
No. I don't have a crease,
thank you.

505
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,246
A slit?
No.

506
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,243
CHUCK: There's space.
DAN: There is no space.

507
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,561
There's actually space.
It's alarming.

508
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:55,846
DAN: There's clearly no space.

509
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,088
I'm trying
to determine the--

510
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,881
Jim. Are we going to start at
our first rate presentation?

511
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,566
I'm giving you both a clean start.
That's it, yeah.

512
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,082
And you guys know each other?
You and Chuck?

513
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,006
Yeah, we've done
a couple of deals.

514
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,844
And you came
together today?

515
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:15,921
Almost.

516
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,650
I came, then
Jim came on my face.

517
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,051
But thanks for asking, Dan.

518
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,081
Wow.

519
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,931
How wonderfully brassy.
Are you guys coming inside?

520
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,880
I already came inside of Jim,
but thank you for asking.

521
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,451
Jeez, guy.

522
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,760
We're going to eat in here.

523
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,281
Wow.

524
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,529
Chuck, what are you doing?

525
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:41,127
Here? Now? Chuck?

526
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,691
Well, did you guys
shake hands already...

527
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,803
or was I misled about
the deal being done?

528
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,930
I am here to shake hands.

529
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,001
Oh.

530
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,646
So am I.

531
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,327
(WHISTLING)

532
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,803
I hope it's clear that while there
are higher upfront costs...

533
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,644
than possibly you are
used to or prefer...

534
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,600
these are one-offs
and, over time...

535
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,766
DAN: Fuck!

536
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:16,921
Whoa. You all right?

537
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,606
No. I'm good, I'm good.
I just--

538
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,570
I just had
a stressful afternoon...

539
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,449
and no granola.

540
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,090
I'm okay, I'm okay,
I'm okay.

541
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,960
What was the last thing
I said?

542
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,041
Uh, "Fuck."

543
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,681
DAN: No. Right before.

544
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,766
Oh, you were talking about having
extremely high upfront costs built in.

545
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,964
I said "extremely"?
You said "extremely."

546
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,326
I'm going to have to
call you out on that, Jim.

547
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,842
I didn't say "extremely" because
I wouldn't characterize our--

548
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,527
My legs feel a little
bit like, uh, Slinkys.

549
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,641
Fuck.

550
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,767
I said that again.

551
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,365
I'm going to sit down.
Sit down.

552
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,204
Yeah. Okay.

553
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,282
Mike, finish.

554
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,201
Sorry.

555
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,441
Hello.

556
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:10,048
Um, I'm Mineral Deposits Sales
Director at Apex Select, Mike Pancake.

557
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,161
What was your last name?

558
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,487
Pancake.

559
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,801
Like, breakfast?

560
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,721
It's Greek, so--

561
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:20,961
It's delicious.

562
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:22,360
Yum.

563
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,481
(LAUGHING)

564
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,531
Are you Steve Toast?

565
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,520
(LAUGHING)

566
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:33,488
I know this deal is getting close
to the finish line for you...

567
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,324
but when the mineral market
bottomed out in Greece,

568
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,401
it took us all
by surprise.

569
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,244
We gotta go back and look at
our whole fourth quarter.

570
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,402
And Chuck and Dynamic, they brought
up some interesting points...

571
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,845
about how they could
help us fourth quarter.

572
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,803
We weren't, you and us,
quite at the handshake stage.

573
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,049
Well, we'll just have to
disagree on that.

574
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,846
Maybe we didn't
totally shake.

575
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,241
We definitely grasped
one another's hands.

576
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,289
Now, maybe we didn't
do that small

577
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,249
pump-up-and-down thing
to finish it off.

578
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,447
No, we didn't.

579
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,927
I'm here. Let's pump, Jim.

580
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,001
All right. Hold on, Dan.

581
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,571
What are you talking--?
It's been a year, Jim.

582
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,566
(SIGHS)

583
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,924
All right, Dan, look. Here's
what we're going to do.

584
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,522
DAN: Chuck's presenting
to Dirk Austerlitz in Berlin.

585
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,446
So are we.

586
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,840
Jim said
it wasn't necessary,

587
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,046
but I insisted.

588
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,730
So, gear up.

589
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,609
We have to go
right there tomorrow.

590
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,444
I thought we were done.

591
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,080
Yeah.

592
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,088
I've never made
love to a woman.

593
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,366
I made love to my wife,
but I don't love her.

594
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,765
She's cruel.

595
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,564
Didn't you just
order a sex maid?

596
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:45,042
Oh, yes, but I don't cheat.
I just observe.

597
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:49,243
But, no,
my wife's the only one.

598
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,442
So, I want to
get a divorce.

599
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,321
But I wanna leave her with some money.
A sufficient...

600
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:56,801
Uh...

601
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,201
And I was hoping that my
commission on this deal

602
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,328
would allow me to do that.

603
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,643
So I could make
love just once.

604
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,606
Wheelbarrow position.

605
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,847
It is the one that I
would like to explore.

606
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,322
That position wouldn't...
My wife--

607
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,843
She looks like
a vending machine.

608
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,001
Over there.

609
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,844
She looks just like that.

610
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,806
Your wife's square?

611
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,610
Rectangular, yes.

612
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,286
But vending machines
are square.

613
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,681
That's square?

614
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,964
Kind of square.

615
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,205
That shape there?

616
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:48,966
Mike, did you go
to college?

617
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,602
I did not.

618
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,207
On your resume, it said that
you went to Ithaca College.

619
00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:59,726
No.

620
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,962
(STAMMERING) I didn't.

621
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,884
I went to a special school.

622
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,523
And I live in
one of those homes

623
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,170
with a lot of other guys...

624
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,970
where they teach you
how to iron

625
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,280
your clothes and stuff.

626
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,051
I'm kind of like
a counselor there.

627
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,724
I'm gonna go
get a Pepsi, okay?

628
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,527
I'm losing confidence
in the team.

629
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,570
DAN: <i>Your daddy is a man who is
still away to shake hands...</i>

630
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,206
<i>but he has to fly his hand
to Germany now.</i>

631
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,008
<i>[checked
Paul's Facebook page.</i>

632
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,003
<i>I walked into
his room yesterday.</i>

633
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,686
<i>He didn't want me
to see something.</i>

634
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,047
<i>I know why now.</i>

635
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,243
"Danke" is "thank you"?

636
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,441
Yeah.

637
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:56,761
"Danke" is "thank you."

638
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,402
Danke for talking to me.

639
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,925
You're very welcome.

640
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,206
Yeah.

641
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:06,771
DAN: <i>We're down
to the minute, here, Mike.</i>

642
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,366
<i>We have to get to Hamburg
and back in two hours.</i>

643
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:10,851
(AUTOMATED VOICE
SPEAKING GERMAN)

644
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,367
Why is the GPS in German?

645
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,522
Because I asked
for it in German.

646
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,125
Because we're in Germany.

647
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,601
That's not...
It doesn't work like that.

648
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,043
But don't you need it to have
the German information in it?

649
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,328
Like the German bridges

650
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,970
and the German streets
and such.

651
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:30,966
The English would have the German
streets in it, and bridges.

652
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,929
They would just
tell you to turn right

653
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,809
and left and shit
in English...

654
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,486
so you could understand it.
God damn it, Mike!

655
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,051
(AUTOMATED VOICE
SPEAKING GERMAN)

656
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,326
(SIGHS)

657
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,961
I can tell you
what I think it means.

658
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,566
Yeah? You?
Do you speak German?

659
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,326
Well, no.
But I have a feeling.

660
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,561
Ah, great.

661
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,246
Tell me your flugelschlagen feeling, Mike.

662
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,969
I think it means...

663
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,726
"Hey, man,
you're doing great."

664
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,322
Flugelschlagen.
Yeah, it's like, um...

665
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,608
"Slow down
and enjoy the moment,

666
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,324
"because everything's
gonna be okay."

667
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,164
Sounds good.

668
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,243
We have to be to Hamburg
and back by 2:00.

669
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,687
So I can't
<i>flugelschlagen</i> right <i>now.</i>

670
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,841
Why Hamburg?

671
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,526
Helen Harlmann. If I can talk her
off her hard lease numbers...

672
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,967
we can drop our margin in
the deal and beat Chuck.

673
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,360
She knows her stuff.

674
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,521
(AUTOMATED VOICE REPEATING)

675
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,000
What the fuck
does that mean?

676
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,286
See, Pancake?

677
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,488
I don't know--

678
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,971
Let's just get
on the Autobahn.

679
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,444
(CARS HONKING)

680
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,611
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
Thank you.

681
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,682
I don't understand you.
I'm sure it wasn't supportive.

682
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:40,961
It's really hard
to concentrate

683
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,805
on revising my number set here, Mike.
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

684
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,724
Thank you. I'm a guest here
in your land. But thanks.

685
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,046
(CARS HONKING)

686
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,362
<i>Flugelschlagen
Dan'? Fliigelschlagen.</i>

687
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,564
You should probably not
say any shit to me now.

688
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:56,721
For now.

689
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,201
MAN ON PHONE: <i>Guten Morgen.</i>

690
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,722
Hi, this is Dan Trunkman
from Apex Select.

691
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,120
I was trying to reach
Helen Harlmann.

692
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,846
MAN: <i>Oh, I'm sorry.
She's taking</i> a <i>personal day.</i>

693
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,006
DAN: Any chance you might be
able to tell me where she is?

694
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,363
Absolutely, we offer
traditional shvitz.

695
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,521
"Steaming."

696
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,371
We're kind of in a hurry, but I think
I have a friend who's shvitzing.

697
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,564
Go on in, if necessary.

698
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,006
Our friend is a woman.

699
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,082
I was hoping maybe
you could go grab her.

700
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,010
It's a unisex shvitz.

701
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:28,527
Go on in.

702
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,843
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

703
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,767
Boob. Boobs.

704
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,081
Big boobies,
coming right here.

705
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,366
Mike...

706
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,760
It's a pleasure
to meet you.

707
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,090
Let me just go find
Helen, take my shot...

708
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,930
and I'll meet you in the lobby
in a few minutes, okay?

709
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,087
Uh, wait.

710
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,603
Maybe we should stay.

711
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,201
To, uh, support you.

712
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,569
And maybe
see some vaginae.

713
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:57,841
This is crunch time, Mike.

714
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,082
We can't go rolling up on
her, three dudes in a suit...

715
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,241
in a steam bath.

716
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,329
It's intimidating.
She'll be overwhelmed.

717
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,522
Just for the record,
I'd like to go with you

718
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,965
and support you.

719
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,443
And also see nude women.

720
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,884
But I understand.

721
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,690
But I want to.

722
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,250
Oh, okay.
Just go ahead.

723
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,365
Thank you.
Okay.

724
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,481
Butt cracks!
Look, two butt cracks!

725
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:43,441
Helen?

726
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,601
Yes?

727
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,290
Dan Trunkman, Apex Select.

728
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,601
<i>You're in my shvitz.</i>

729
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:49,886
I apologize for that.

730
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,769
I have some numbers

731
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,330
that I think would
make sense for both of us.

732
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,766
It's a bit time-sensitive.

733
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,128
I hope it's worth
the intrusion.

734
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,681
I can tell you're clearly not
in a business frame of mind...

735
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,365
so I'll keep this
very simple.

736
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,081
We have to sweeten
the package.

737
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,207
We're gonna see
Geiger today.

738
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,811
So, if you drop
our lease fees this year,

739
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,121
we'll double your
process fees next year.

740
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,481
Liar.

741
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,331
I mean what I say,
the numbers are--

742
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,767
You intruded my <i>shvitz</i>
to give me numbers...

743
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,810
and deceive and insult me.

744
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,201
I did not mean
to insult you.

745
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,169
You're in our place
of openness...

746
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,642
and to hide
your body... Liar.

747
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,489
It's very American.

748
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,524
Are you a shameful pilgrim?

749
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,202
I might be part pilgrim.

750
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,089
You can bring
your numbers here...

751
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:42,245
but please don't bring
your American prudishness.

752
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,883
It makes me
uncomfortable.

753
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,566
Let's get comfortable, Helen.

754
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,843
I dig Europe.

755
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,001
In a big way.

756
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,206
What's not to dig?

757
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,725
The Renaissance.

758
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:00,966
Sonnets.

759
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,448
Frescoes.

760
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,921
Oil paintings,
paintings of women.

761
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,127
Gorgeous.

762
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,882
Paintings of big women.
Fantastic.

763
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,728
Why did they ever
stop making those?

764
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,327
I'd paint paintings of big
women, if I could paint.

765
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,728
I know you'll be comfortable
with my numbers.

766
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,840
And maybe now you're a
little more comfortable

767
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,445
with this old pilgrim.

768
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,171
Dan Trunkman. Apex Select.

769
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,483
I like what I heard.

770
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,806
I see you brought
more pilgrims.

771
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,323
You guys are supposed
to be in the lobby.

772
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,928
We just came to check
if you were okay.

773
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,090
(SOFTLY) I can see
your ball sack.

774
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,010
I'm doing
business here, Mike.

775
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,407
MIKE: Oh. Carry on.

776
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,965
It seems we have
an excited pilgrim.

777
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,726
I'm sorry.
Are boners not allowed?

778
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,283
Hopefully,
this is a closed deal.

779
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,041
Deal.

780
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,608
DAN: Fuck, yeah!
One, two, three!

781
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:07,761
Apex Select!

782
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,127
Hell, yes!
That's who we are!

783
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,441
Let's seal this deal.

784
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,204
(PHONE RINGING)

785
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,844
<i>Hello?
SUSAN: Dan, hey.</i>

786
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,001
Hey, honey!

787
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,167
<i>What's up?</i>

788
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,244
Just on the Autobahn,
hauling ass.

789
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,765
<i>I miss you.</i>

790
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,331
Oh, I miss you too, babe.

791
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,403
<i>I miss you like...</i>

792
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:30,121
<i>I'm holding the phone with my
left hand, because I'm a rightie.</i>

793
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:34,285
And my right hand's
making little Dan circles--

794
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,489
Speakerphone is
what you're on right now.

795
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,324
<i>No.
In my business car.</i>

796
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,005
Hi, Susan.
Hi.

797
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,286
Is that Tim?

798
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,602
Yeah. We're all--
Um, Mike's here.

799
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:45,921
Hello, Susan.

800
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,447
We're all here, hon.
So you can just, uh...

801
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,967
go ahead and hold the phone
with your right hand.

802
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,044
<i>We are headed to the meeting.</i> Okay.
Well, <i>good</i> luck, guys.

803
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,201
All right. Thank you, honey.

804
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,049
I'll call you in a bit.
I love you.

805
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,290
I like to make
circles, too.

806
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,169
On my bike.

807
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,041
What the fuck?

808
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,121
The fuck is that?

809
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,167
Is that a fucking reindeer?

810
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,241
MIKE: Go right at it.
It's gonna dart.

811
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,084
I can't stop. I'm going
a hundred miles an hour.

812
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,526
It's gonna dart
and then you're--

813
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,920
Right at it?
MIKE: Right at it.

814
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,127
It's gonna dart. Dart.

815
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,281
DAN: Fuck!

816
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,041
(ALL SCREAMING)

817
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:30,925
(AUTOMATED VOICE
SPEAKING GERMAN)

818
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,010
Have you seen, Mike...

819
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:55,768
lots of reindeer
darting to and fro...

820
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,566
in St. Louis?

821
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,763
No, I'm sorry.

822
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,527
I just imagined that
I was a reindeer...

823
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:08,770
and I thought about what I
would do in that situation...

824
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,764
as a reindeer-man.

825
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,326
DAN: <i>Once we get there, we got
18 minutes to make our meeting.</i>

826
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,443
Seriously,
good work, guys.

827
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,841
Did you narrow this to 17--?
Is that 17%?

828
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,727
Did you get us $1000
of bulk order down?

829
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,770
Yeah, I started working vendors yesterday.
How many did you get down?

830
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,604
39.
Yeah.

831
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,569
What'd you do here?
This is much better.

832
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,762
I figured out a way
to fudge our asset charts.

833
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,611
Not fucked up.
Just fudged.

834
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,450
I really Keeblered it.

835
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,451
We're gonna have
to haul ass, here.

836
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:51,846
So when that door opens,
it's like

837
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,046
the chute opening
at the Kentucky Derby...

838
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,486
and we're Sea-biscuit.

839
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:55,647
Wait.

840
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:58,803
But we can't
all be Sea-biscuit.

841
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,361
All right.
I'm Sea-biscuit.

842
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,443
I'll be Northern Dancer.

843
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,284
I like to dance.

844
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,250
Okay, and I'll be Fastee.

845
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,164
All right.
That is not a horse...

846
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,049
<i>'out okay, be whoever.
Just run.</i>

847
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,331
How is it
a wheelbarrow again?

848
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,647
It's because one person's
legs is being held up.

849
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:37,926
Like wheelbarrow sticks.
(PHONE VIBRATING)

850
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,161
Like the handles
on a wheelbarrow.

851
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,521
Hang on.

852
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,170
Hello?
SUSAN: Hey.

853
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,408
Hey, what's up?
ls everything...?

854
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,050
<i>Yes. Sorry.</i>

855
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:49,642
There was a bullying
incident at school.

856
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,211
I sent you an email
with a link.

857
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,361
<i>Bess.</i>

858
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,130
Fuck. I'm in the waiting room.

859
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,326
Is she okay?

860
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,527
<i>Yes.</i>

861
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,250
Can you talk
to her, please?

862
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:01,681
Hey,Dad.

863
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,041
<i>Hey, Bess.</i>

864
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,440
Hey, I'm in Germany,

865
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,330
where I am for work still,
a little longer.

866
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,528
<i>I gotta go to this meeting
in just a second...</i>

867
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,290
<i>but, honey,
I want you to know</i>

868
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,885
<i>that I'd like to be
with you now.</i>

869
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,604
I bet you're feeling blue.

870
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,921
Yeah.

871
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,003
<i>Yeah, bullies are the worst.</i>

872
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,403
Their parents
are assholes mostly, too.

873
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,403
Honestly.

874
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,005
Don't tell your mom
that I said that.

875
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,050
<i>But they grow up
to have lives, Bess...</i>

876
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,322
<i>without anybody
being able to love them.</i>

877
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,401
<i>It's true.</i>

878
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,120
I love you, honey.

879
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,045
Love you, too, Dad.

880
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,601
<i>All right, I'll try you guys in a little bit.
Can you tell Mom?</i>

881
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,205
Okay-

882
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,407
Bye.

883
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:50,765
Nice touch.

884
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,609
Thanks, man.

885
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,249
<i>BOY". Wait, what'd you say?</i>

886
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,209
GIRL: <i>I have</i> a <i>friend
named Ethan.</i>

887
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,249
<i>And you're acting like--</i>

888
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:02,731
(CHILDREN CLAMORING)

889
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,281
<i>Whoa! Bess is beating
a bully!</i>

890
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,484
<i>GIRL: Get Off!</i>

891
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,441
<i>Ow!</i>

892
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,241
<i>Stop hitting me!</i>

893
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,284
We gotta get home, man.

894
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,090
Don't say your last name.

895
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:26,921
Apex Select?

896
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,809
Hi. Yeah.
It's Dan Trunkman.

897
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,564
Yes. Timothy McWinters.

898
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,330
Hey, Mike Pan...ther.

899
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,845
Mike Panther.

900
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,241
Hi.

901
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,289
I was just trying
to reach you. I'm sorry.

902
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,641
We have to push,
Mr. Trunkman,

903
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:41,085
Mr. McWinters, Mr. Panther.

904
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:42,287
Push?

905
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,641
Yes, we have to push
your meeting,

906
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,326
if you please,
until Friday, 11:30.

907
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,926
I don't please.

908
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:50,684
I'm very sorry.

909
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,961
There are no rooms left
in the whole city.

910
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,681
It says that
it's the G8 this week.

911
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:21,003
Oktoberfest, too.
Folsom Europe.

912
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,322
And the Berlin Marathon.
This week.

913
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,807
What's Folsom Europe?

914
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:31,524
"Largest gay fetish street event in Europe.
25,000 people." Whoa.

915
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,841
(PHONE CHIMING)
Orbitz.

916
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,047
Okay. Yeah.

917
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:36,561
A room just opened up
at this hotel.

918
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,722
Oh, yeah. it looks
kind of fancy, too.

919
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,611
It's the Dandlin
Annex and the rooms

920
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,842
are "habitable works
of art," it says.

921
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,088
Yeah, cool. Okay.

922
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,567
Okay-

923
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:53,520
Timothy, we are gonna
share a room, it looks like.

924
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,246
It's the only one
in our budget range.

925
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,210
It's the
lndustriepalast Hostel.

926
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,886
A youth hostel?
Uh...

927
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,485
Yes.

928
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,242
Uh, sorry, Dan, but how is
it a wheelbarrow again?

929
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,129
Just the legs are held up.

930
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,362
Like wheelbarrow
handles, man. Fuck!

931
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,761
All right. Sorry.

932
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,566
You guys wanna go over our
numbers one last time tonight?

933
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:29,129
Yeah, sure.

934
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,567
I met someone
on the plane...

935
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,246
and she was gonna show me
around her neighborhood today.

936
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,368
(STUTTERING)
But let's do this.

937
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,805
It's important.

938
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,087
Go.

939
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:44,242
No, Dan, really, it's not a big deal.
Mike, go.

940
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,084
You did a good job
with your reports.

941
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:48,242
Yeah?
They're done.

942
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,481
Go.

943
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,926
Yeah.

944
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,889
Go dig the night,
Pancake.

945
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,600
"Panther." Nice on that.

946
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,285
Thanks,Dan.

947
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,447
Jungle animal.

948
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,922
Yeah, that's kind
of how I feel here.

949
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,805
Alive and hunting.

950
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,124
Circling for the kill.

951
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,600
Just don't say
that anymore, though.

952
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,682
See you, Dan.

953
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:22,805
TIMOTHY: Hey, Dan.

954
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,291
What's up?

955
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,489
Dan...

956
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,165
are you the kind
of guy that...

957
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,522
when his girlfriend is trying to
blow him off, doesn't get it?

958
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,284
And still does her
Spanish homework...

959
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,602
while other guys are
getting the good stuff?

960
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,207
What are you
talking about?

961
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,330
The deal-makers
are here in Berlin.

962
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,369
They want Chuck
to come to Berlin.

963
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,649
They say it isn't fucking
necessary for us to go to Berlin.

964
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:54,002
Dan, we're
the fucking fluff er.

965
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,004
Wrong.
Not with our numbers.

966
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,286
They just blew us off!

967
00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,601
They haven't seen
our numbers, yet.

968
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:00,926
I've been working
on this deal for a year.

969
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,161
I'm not the fucking fluff er.

970
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,685
This is not my
first business trip!

971
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,200
We're broke, Dan.

972
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,361
What are you
talking about?

973
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:10,527
It's worse than you think.

974
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,968
Two companies
that owed us...

975
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,804
they went bankrupt.

976
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,691
We didn't have
any income in June, July.

977
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,571
I should have told you, but I
thought this deal was gonna work.

978
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,169
We're gonna get this deal.
I told you, God damn it.

979
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,761
We're good business
for them.

980
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,205
I'm gonna make sure
they understand that.

981
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,242
Well, I've done some weird
stuff on this trip.

982
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:36,724
I ordered a sex maid, which you
should reimburse me for...

983
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,924
because you got all the
good stuff from that.

984
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,765
But I like you, Dan.

985
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,484
And I'm sorry
I raised my voice...

986
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,409
but I really need the
benefits of this deal now.

987
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,886
My marriage is a mess.

988
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,682
I just...

989
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,921
I just want a future
that has some joy in it.

990
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,049
<i>Like Fifty Shades of Grey.</i>

991
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:06,561
Or, fuck it, I'd settle
for one shade of grey.

992
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,609
Listen, you work
for me now.

993
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,081
I'm gonna make sure
that your hard work counts.

994
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,603
We are gonna
get this one, Tim.

995
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,081
I'm ready for it.
Good.

996
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,520
Okay-

997
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,281
Tim?

998
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:21,807
Tim?

999
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,282
There's no reimbursement
for the maid.

1000
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,084
(CHUCKLES)

1001
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:30,287
CLERK: Can you please
initial here?

1002
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,046
To say you acknowledge
that you are

1003
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,248
staying in
a habitable work of art.

1004
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,361
Great.

1005
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,448
I'll enjoy it. It's been
a long couple days.

1006
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,561
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

1007
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,170
You're too old
to sleep in a room.

1008
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:56,085
Okay. Uh...

1009
00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:57,960
Where can I sleep?

1010
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,650
You can sleep
in the stairwell,

1011
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,081
in the hallway,
or in the Business Center.

1012
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:08,164
Okay.
The Business Center.

1013
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,121
(ELECTRONIC RINGING)

1014
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,123
Hey, it's Dad.

1015
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,961
<i>So, I've been
trying to reach you.</i>

1016
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:16,446
Where are you?

1017
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,921
Berlin. I'm still
on business. Hey, Paul...

1018
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,368
I don't like the way that you're
talking about yourself at all.

1019
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,002
And that sounds like...

1020
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,328
something you heard
someone else say about you.

1021
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,962
<i>That's not something that you
should call yourself, ever.</i>

1022
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:33,527
<i>You know, I say it
all the time, but...</i>

1023
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,284
<i>I'm your biggest confidant.</i>

1024
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:39,365
<i>You can tell me stuff that
no one else needs to know.</i>

1025
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,204
<i>I think you're being teased,</i>

1026
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,169
<i>and I want you to know
you're not alone.</i>

1027
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,850
Who are those people?

1028
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:45,927
<i>What people?</i>

1029
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,001
Behind you.

1030
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:51,481
What is this shit?

1031
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,328
What the fuck
are you do-- Hello?

1032
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,646
This is creepy.

1033
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,404
I'm trying to
have a call, here.

1034
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,164
What the fuck is this shit?

1035
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,329
(PEOPLE MURMURING)

1036
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,962
(AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING)

1037
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,883
Can I have curtains?
No.

1038
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,168
Well, I'd really like them.
Curtains.

1039
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,321
You don't have
a private room.

1040
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,890
You have an
installation room.

1041
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,720
Can I have another room?
No.

1042
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,642
We are a museum,
not a hotel.

1043
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,564
Can you call another hotel? No.

1044
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:51,644
It's October, in Berlin.
There are no other rooms.

1045
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,970
Don't worry
about curtains.

1046
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,401
You are art.

1047
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,166
I'm not!
I'm here on business.

1048
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,651
I just wanna tweak
my Power Points

1049
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:00,721
and do my
stomach crunches...

1050
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,081
and sleep.

1051
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:03,161
It's not art.

1052
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,410
Well, who can say?

1053
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,324
I can. It's my life.

1054
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:08,481
Don't look.

1055
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,723
It's up to them to choose
what they look at.

1056
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,003
Just be yourself.

1057
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,208
Okay. I'll be myself.

1058
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:17,927
But I'm gonna
Yelp you guys.

1059
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,128
Probably
not gonna be good.

1060
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,010
(NOISY CONVERSATIONS)

1061
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,010
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1062
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,481
<i>(SINGING) Try to tell you
all about it</i>

1063
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,971
<i>Thought you might've,
Lord, I doubt it</i>

1064
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,765
<i>Every day's a waste, I know
And every day's a funeral</i>

1065
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,691
<i>And it's days like this
that burn me</i>

1066
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,764
<i>Turn me inside out
and learn me</i>

1067
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,167
<i>Not to tell you anything</i>

1068
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:43,730
<i>I think I know</i>

1069
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,650
<i>Well, I think I'll tell
you all that I know</i>

1070
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:47,961
We don't have one summer
vacation in our colleges.

1071
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,566
We have many.

1072
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,441
A few.
Three is "a few"?

1073
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,564
Yeah. Three is a few.
That's right.

1074
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,889
<i>At the bottom
of the big blue sea</i>

1075
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,131
Uh...

1076
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,411
Does that feel good?

1077
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,891
For you?

1078
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,121
No.

1079
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,322
Maybe we should just
try to do it normal.

1080
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:17,280
Because I have no idea
how to do a wheelbarrow.

1081
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,410
And my balls
hurt a little.

1082
00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:23,481
So, maybe put me down
when you get a chance.

1083
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:24,926
Yeah, okay. Sorry.

1084
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,164
Okay. Okay.

1085
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,248
<i>And it's days like this
that burn me</i>

1086
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,891
<i>Turn me inside out
and learn me</i>

1087
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,247
<i>And it's days like this
that burn me</i>

1088
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,685
<i>Turn me inside out
and learn me</i>

1089
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,649
(INAUDIBLE)

1090
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,561
<i>And not to tell you anything</i>

1091
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:45,485
<i>I think I know</i>

1092
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,447
I'm looking right at monthly
expenses, and the planned expenses--

1093
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,602
Thank you.

1094
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,003
MAN: <i>Businessman 42!
Can I get</i> a <i>picture?</i>

1095
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,569
42!

1096
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,966
DAN: So, today
we have this down day.

1097
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,122
Or, as we call it,
a push day.

1098
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:08,124
These are the days that
you really have to focus.

1099
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:09,361
A down day, man.

1100
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,329
There's no dogs to walk...

1101
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,369
no kids to school.

1102
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,000
So, you can't start
drinking at 10 a.m.

1103
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,286
on a day like this.

1104
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,561
But you wanna
own your down day.

1105
00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:22,643
You do not want
your down day to own you.

1106
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,370
Stay fresh.

1107
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,403
Check in with the family.

1108
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,050
So, I'm gonna go for a run.

1109
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,006
Finish my daughter's little
fucking homework assignment...

1110
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,128
which is driving me crazy.

1111
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:35,881
I'm sorry.

1112
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,526
"No curtains," that's
what they said to me.

1113
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,411
So, I'm being
no curtains with you.

1114
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:43,484
<i>Your daddy is...</i>

1115
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,929
<i>Your daddy, honey, is a man who
is concerned about you now...</i>

1116
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,004
<i>in addition to your brother.</i>

1117
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,686
<i>Because you beat the shit
out of a small Indian kid.</i>

1118
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,120
<i>Maybe you're
acting out because</i>

1119
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,168
<i>Daddy hasn't been
home a lot this year.</i>

1120
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,163
<i>But don't turn
into a mean kid...</i>

1121
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,401
<i>or grow sad,</i>

1122
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,084
<i>like I think
your brother has.</i>

1123
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:03,084
<i>I don't want him to turn
into some unhappy behemoth.</i>

1124
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:05,686
<i>And it's my job to teach
him the coping skills...</i>

1125
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,446
<i>that can help him handle
that shit he's dealing with.</i>

1126
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:12,161
<i>But I'm here in Kugelfargen fucking
Park instead, wasting time...</i>

1127
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,681
<i>wondering if we're the fluff
er company on this one.</i>

1128
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:16,001
<i>Don't Google that.</i>

1129
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,770
<i>But I think I'm almost home.</i>

1130
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,888
<i>We can close this deal if
we can just get in the room</i>

1131
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,769
<i>before Chuck closes it first.</i>

1132
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:23,331
<i>I called
motherfucking little round</i>

1133
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:24,686
<i>English motherfucker
Whilmsley.</i>

1134
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:26,763
<i>But he's not returning
Daddy's calls.</i>

1135
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,689
No more down day.

1136
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,763
Were you here earlier
when I was explaining that?

1137
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,200
No.

1138
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:33,361
It used to be a down day,

1139
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,441
but now it's
a "find Bill Whilmsley" day.

1140
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,807
I left two messages at his
office, but he's not in.

1141
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,564
Yeah, I saw that part.

1142
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,125
It was boring.

1143
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,089
I'm sorry, man,
but I have to find him.

1144
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:44,720
I have to have him see
our hard numbers today...

1145
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,370
and tell us that
we're not better.

1146
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,562
Chuck is closing,
it feels like that.

1147
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,601
This motherfucker Whilmsley
will not respond.

1148
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,922
I built this deal
with him for a year.

1149
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,560
Look, I put Whilmsley's
name in lnstagram...

1150
00:50:57,720 --> 00:51:00,087
and we can find him,
maybe, through the pics.

1151
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,443
And then, we could fake bump
into him and be like...

1152
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,241
"Hey, Bill, what a coincidence.
It's Mike Pancake."

1153
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,691
Like that.
Good idea.

1154
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,445
Don't say the last part. Tell
me if he posts something.

1155
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,171
Mr. McWinters? Hey.

1156
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,004
It's me, Kelf.
From the hostel.

1157
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,321
Oh, hi!

1158
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:18,641
Hi, how are you?

1159
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:20,441
I got your ecstasy,
right here.

1160
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:22,281
Oh, thank you.

1161
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,441
Enjoy it.
Have a nice trip.

1162
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,121
They said, "Take one of
these, and go dancing."

1163
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,601
And, "it doesn't change
you, it reveals you."

1164
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,330
And I like that.

1165
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,362
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

1166
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,685
He posted. Look, Bill posted.
Check it out.

1167
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,205
DAN: Where is he?

1168
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,521
MIKE: He's with dudes.

1169
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,009
He's encircled by men.

1170
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,406
Whoa.

1171
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,801
This guy went really
gay on his down day.

1172
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,411
"Pampelmuse."

1173
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,483
It looks like
he's in the middle

1174
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,483
of that Folsom Festival.

1175
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,767
DAN: <i>Bill Whilmsley?
Do you have</i> a <i>PA system?</i>

1176
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,685
Is it possible to say his name,
so everyone can hear it?

1177
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,604
Bill Whilmsley?
Bill Whilmsley?

1178
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,842
We're not detectives, we're
just looking for our friend.

1179
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,844
Bill Whilmsley. He looks
like kind of a grizzly bear.

1180
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,769
(ASKING IN GERMAN)

1181
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:16,650
This is my first time
at a gay bar.

1182
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,801
No way. Yeah?
Yeah.

1183
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,405
Are you not gay?
No.

1184
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,562
But you guys
are having so much fun.

1185
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:28,964
MAN 13 Hello?

1186
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:30,521
(SOFTLY) Fuck.

1187
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,330
MAN 13 Hello?

1188
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,089
(MAN 1 SPEAKING GERMAN)

1189
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,246
I don't speak German. Shit.

1190
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:42,802
MAN 1: I was just asking,
still raining?

1191
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,762
No, stopped, uh...

1192
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:51,085
I don't know, 40 minutes ago.
It was good seeing you.

1193
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:53,129
MAN 1: Hold on.
Where's the fire?

1194
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,601
I know where I am
and I know what this is...

1195
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,524
but I didn't know
when I came in here.

1196
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,045
I came in here
looking for someone.

1197
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,521
I didn't come in here looking
for, you know, dicks.

1198
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:03,762
MAN 2: Maybe I can convince
you to stay for a little bit?

1199
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,127
No, I was just...

1200
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:07,201
Hi, by the way.

1201
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,482
Again, I did not come in
here to be with you guys.

1202
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,404
I was looking for someone
who was in the bar earlier.

1203
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,130
MAN 2: Why don't you just
green eggs and ham?

1204
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,281
What?

1205
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,044
MAN 2: "You don't like them,
so you say,

1206
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,282
"'Try them.' And you may."

1207
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:19,885
Yeah, I liked
that book as a kid.

1208
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,361
I don't remember the "sucking guys'
dicks through a wall" part...

1209
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,441
but good book.

1210
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,010
MAN 1: My name
is Ambrose, by the way.

1211
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,121
MAN 2: I'm Nils.

1212
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:27,486
Whoa.

1213
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,682
Hey, Mike?
This is Ambrose and Nils.

1214
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,207
MAN 2: What's up?
MAN 1: Put her there.

1215
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:33,600
It's nice to meet you.

1216
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:34,841
MAN 13 Whoa!

1217
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,482
Houston, we have contact.

1218
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,168
It got hard
in my hand a little.

1219
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,281
MAN 1: Okay, I was just
kidding, but thanks!

1220
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:46,449
So, this guy
you are looking for...

1221
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,523
English accent. He was
here 40 minutes ago.

1222
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,322
God! Fuck!

1223
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,245
MAN 3: lam so sorry.
Did I startle you?

1224
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,448
You kind of poked me
in my ass with your dick.

1225
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,886
So,yeah,
little startled there, bud.

1226
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,168
MAN 3: Sorry. My bad.

1227
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,607
It has an eye, but it cannot see.
(CHUCKLES)

1228
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,201
Bill?

1229
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:06,686
Bill Whilmsley?

1230
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,761
Do I know you?

1231
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,447
Dan Trunkman, Apex Select.

1232
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:11,687
Hey,Dan!

1233
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:13,441
What's up?
Not much.

1234
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,450
Just got our numbers where we want
them, thought we'd grab a beer.

1235
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,284
Just wandered in.

1236
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,050
Hey, Bill?
Yeah?

1237
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:21,725
I don't wanna
cock-block anybody,

1238
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,290
but love to show
you those numbers.

1239
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:26,610
As you can imagine,
it's not really...

1240
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,729
(SIGHS) what I had
planned for tonight.

1241
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:29,841
What is your
margin number?

1242
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:30,961
17%.

1243
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:32,081
BILL: Well, yes.

1244
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:33,969
You certainly have
my attention now.

1245
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,650
And you have my
attention as well.

1246
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,046
(LAUGHS)

1247
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,051
All right. Will you just give
me a second to sort myself out?

1248
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,167
And I will
meet you out back.

1249
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:44,321
Great.

1250
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,205
Thanks, Bill.
You got a real big one.

1251
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:50,569
Oh, well, thank you.

1252
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:53,090
<i>Bye, Ambrose.
Auf Wiedersehen.</i>

1253
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,202
MAN 2: Enjoy your stay
in Berlin.

1254
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:56,521
I didn't get a chance
to meet you.

1255
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,610
(MEN EXCLAIMING)

1256
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,810
MAN 2: Whoa, hey!

1257
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,922
The penis touched my face.

1258
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,570
BILL: Wow.

1259
00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,561
These are sweet.

1260
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,410
Maarten Daaervk
is a top-sheet guy.

1261
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,845
He is gonna
love these numbers.

1262
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,041
Who is that?

1263
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,531
He owns us.

1264
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,125
He owns Geiger, all of it.

1265
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:23,406
He's in town for the G8.

1266
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,324
Hey, American
Businessman 42!

1267
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:26,641
Hey, guys!

1268
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:30,087
I'm going viral here a little bit.
I'll explain it later.

1269
00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:32,766
So, where does
this leave us?

1270
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,720
This leaves you
kicking Chuck's arse.

1271
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:37,847
So, we gonna get it?

1272
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,490
Let's fucking
celebrate, Apex!

1273
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,851
To APEX!
Apex!

1274
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,411
I'm gonna
get that divorce!

1275
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:54,841
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

1276
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,571
This is our second night
at the youth hostel.

1277
00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:58,926
<i>DAN: Flugenlschlagen!</i>

1278
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,690
(ALL REPEATING)

1279
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,126
This from Korea!

1280
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,281
(TOASTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1281
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:04,886
(ALL REPEATING)

1282
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,284
WOMAN: This one from Russia.

1283
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,566
(TOASTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

1284
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,490
(ALL REPEATING)

1285
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,769
This is from America.

1286
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,127
"Let's get fucked up!"
(ALL CHEERING)

1287
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,963
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

1288
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,609
<i>(SINGING) Out w! the sun up</i>

1289
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,484
<i>Twisted and burn up</i>

1290
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,449
<i>Can't nobody stop us?</i>

1291
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,125
<i>We gone delirious</i>

1292
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,804
Come on in!

1293
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,970
<i>Twisted and burn up</i>

1294
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:44,008
<i>Can't nobody stop us?</i>

1295
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:45,725
<i>We gone delirious</i>

1296
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,131
La-Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia

1297
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:48,201
Come on!

1298
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,325
<i>Come and take a ride</i>

1299
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,488
<i>Stay up all night, okay</i>

1300
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,761
MIKE: You go.

1301
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,441
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
That is Tequila Slaps.

1302
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:00,886
It's fun, right?

1303
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:02,644
DAN: Come on in!

1304
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,605
Come on in, keep going.

1305
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:09,841
ALL: Oh!

1306
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,608
I didn't mean
to go that hard.

1307
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,523
You're smiling,
but your eyes are mean.

1308
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,566
ALL: Oh!

1309
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,610
That's enough, I think.

1310
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,889
Every time!
You're the best!

1311
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:37,041
DAN: Pull!

1312
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:39,291
(ALL CHEERING)

1313
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:43,881
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

1314
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,530
What happened?

1315
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,330
Just throw it! The waiting
is the worst part.

1316
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,290
(INDISTINCT)

1317
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:58,762
ALL: Apex Select!

1318
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,721
<i>Flugelschlagen!</i>

1319
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,251
<i>(SINGING) Oh, no thick walls</i>

1320
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,331
<i>Are gonna block the waves</i>

1321
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,890
<i>No, not quite space enough</i>

1322
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,883
<i>Between that'd ever
kill the bass</i>

1323
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:19,446
<i>Ooh, ah</i>

1324
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,682
<i>That shaking,
rattling, cracking</i>

1325
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:23,410
<i>You can't take it
'cause you know</i>

1326
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:24,801
<i>It rubs you wrong</i>

1327
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,046
<i>But does it rub you wrong?</i>

1328
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:31,730
<i>Ooh, you can fight it
if you want</i>

1329
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,290
<i>If you want</i>

1330
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,450
<i>Ooh, you can fight it
if you want</i>

1331
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,280
Oh, man!
(BILL EXHALES)

1332
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,446
Thanks so much for looking at
our numbers tonight, Bill.

1333
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,171
Listen, I want
you to know...

1334
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:52,966
that it's not my scene,
glory-holing.

1335
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:55,370
But...

1336
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,490
it's the only scenario
where I can get any anymore.

1337
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:02,890
I am a pear-shaped,
middle-aged man, Dan.

1338
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,566
I've really let
myself go to pot.

1339
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,563
And it's work!

1340
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:09,688
You just pack it on.

1341
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,047
I started training
to run a marathon

1342
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:13,963
to stay on top of it.

1343
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:15,690
And I told...

1344
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,251
Do you wanna hear this?
Yes.

1345
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:18,686
Do you wanna hear it?
Yes.

1346
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:20,808
I told my
whole family...

1347
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,089
"I'm running the St. Louis
Marathon this year!"

1348
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:28,643
And I got up to 15 miles
straight in July.

1349
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:31,804
But, man,
with all the travelling

1350
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,729
you and I did
for this deal...

1351
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,321
I started not
doing it anymore.

1352
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,001
At all.

1353
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,006
And that
is the problem.

1354
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,891
You take your eye
off the ball,

1355
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:47,042
even just for a week...

1356
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,406
the next thing you know,

1357
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:51,330
you are sticking
your cock through a wall.

1358
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,569
I used to run.
I used to play rugby.

1359
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:58,724
I used to be all
kinds of ripped.

1360
00:59:58,840 --> 00:59:59,841
(SCOFFS)

1361
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,049
I've been to Folsom
the last two nights,

1362
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:05,288
and it's like I'm a ghost.

1363
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,044
No one sees me.

1364
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,965
I didn't even get
as much as a kiss.

1365
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,761
Not one kiss.

1366
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:14,531
DAN: That's their loss.
BILL: it is their loss.

1367
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,809
I'm so unhappy
at work.

1368
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:19,450
It's like
I'm not heard.

1369
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,407
You got a pretty big dick.
That's something.

1370
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:26,442
(SCOFFS) Yeah. I can't
even suck that anymore.

1371
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:43,450
(INDISTINCT)

1372
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:46,405
These are the presentation...

1373
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,803
If a loose swarf goes around in
an apex, then what happens in a--

1374
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:56,085
Hey, Chuck.

1375
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,571
How you doing?

1376
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:01,400
Are you seriously
staying here, Dan?

1377
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,241
You know, I'm glad
that you're here...

1378
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,323
because it gives me
the chance to tell you...

1379
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,165
that we are coming in
strong this morning.

1380
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:10,084
So, nothing personal...

1381
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:12,010
but we crushed you.

1382
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:15,287
When I compete
against someone like you...

1383
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:16,966
like now...

1384
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:20,841
I often invent dehumanizing
nicknames for them...

1385
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:22,764
in my mind.

1386
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:25,204
You're "The Flower Girl."

1387
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,290
I'm not gonna ask you why,

1388
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:30,124
because that's what
you want me to do.

1389
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,841
You're "The Flower Girl"
because you're at the party.

1390
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:34,486
You're dressed up.

1391
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,608
Everyone's glad
that you're there.

1392
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:38,364
You do your little thing,
then you sit down,

1393
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:39,885
and you let
the grownups get to it.

1394
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,804
Flower girl.

1395
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,450
You're a bizarre woman.

1396
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,365
If the three of us
could shake hands,

1397
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:50,124
you, me and Benjaminson,
I would.

1398
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:51,891
I would.

1399
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,042
But we can't.

1400
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,567
Because people don't
shake hands that way.

1401
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:58,251
(SIGHS)

1402
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,121
So, good luck.

1403
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,165
We don't need it.

1404
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,328
We're prepared.
We're Apex.

1405
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:10,961
Fuck me.

1406
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,731
Are you just allowed
to come into my room?

1407
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:15,325
There's an issue.
I'm sorry.

1408
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:18,882
We tried to process your
credit card for today's stay.

1409
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,691
I'm afraid it's not working.

1410
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:23,848
You can't throw me out.
I'm art.

1411
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,162
You leaving
will be art as well.

1412
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,250
So, quick, quick.

1413
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,041
What are you doing?

1414
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:51,890
Oh, you're gonna get it!

1415
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:54,526
Makes me
a little uncomfortable

1416
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:55,840
how much you want it, but...

1417
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:00,606
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1418
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,364
You're intense!
(ALARM BEEPING)

1419
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,281
Shit.

1420
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:07,769
Six minutes.

1421
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,126
I gotta go. I gotta go!

1422
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:11,322
<i>(SINGING) I saw, I came, I
conquered Or should I say</i>

1423
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:14,410
You're good at this.
Have you done this before?

1424
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:16,241
Coming through!

1425
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,850
<i>Now big bang boogie
Get that kitty little noogie</i>

1426
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,649
<i>In a nice, nice little shade</i>

1427
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:21,721
<i>I gave Suzie a little
pat up on the booty</i>

1428
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:22,926
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

1429
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,411
<i>Walk this way</i>

1430
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:31,290
You told him to meet us here?
Yeah.

1431
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,647
Last night, right?
Yeah.

1432
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:34,927
Where the fuck is he?

1433
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:39,483
Maybe he's already there.
I mean, he's a go-getter.

1434
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:41,563
I'm serious. I'm concerned for him.
You should be, too.

1435
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:43,006
I am.

1436
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:47,931
What the fuck is that?

1437
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:55,571
<i>Fireball</i>

1438
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:56,966
Let's do this thing.

1439
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:00,128
Mike, the next time you
wanna run around Berlin...

1440
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:03,602
playing grab-ass with a Japanese
businessman in a hamster ball...

1441
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:06,240
you gotta let either me or
your older companion know.

1442
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:18,770
DAN: How are you?
I'm good. How are you?

1443
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,287
Good, Jim. We are excited
to be here at Geiger...

1444
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,967
to present a long-term purchase
and a lend-share cost-buy.

1445
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,282
We are ready to meet
your high expectations.

1446
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,886
Terrific. Why don't
you all have a seat?

1447
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:31,280
And we'll get started.

1448
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:36,647
Aren't we gonna pitch Geiger
today, your parent department?

1449
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,609
Austerlitz was
gonna sit in, possibly,

1450
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:40,205
but he's not gonna be
able to make it today.

1451
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:42,681
I thought Dirk Austerlitz
was our principal.

1452
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,487
I thought that we flew here
to see Dirk Austerlitz, Jim.

1453
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:47,130
Dirk and I are working
on this together.

1454
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:49,129
Dirk had to fly to
St. Louis today, so...

1455
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:52,483
Do you, Jim, know...

1456
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,722
that we all live
in St. Louis?

1457
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:00,491
Oh, wow.
Yeah.

1458
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:03,166
We left there to fly here
to see the guy

1459
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,481
that is in St. Louis, Jim.

1460
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:06,687
No shit?

1461
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:09,651
That's no good.

1462
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,730
Well, let's get started.

1463
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:15,487
Where's Bill?

1464
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:18,690
We covered a lot of this
ground last night with Bill.

1465
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:21,685
We pretty much shook on it.

1466
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:23,365
You can shake hands
with Bill all day long...

1467
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:25,244
but he doesn't
make our decisions.

1468
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:28,366
Where is Bill?

1469
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,205
Bill's getting my lunch.

1470
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:35,841
You wanna get started?

1471
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,401
Okay-

1472
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:42,521
Let me gear up my media, and I'll
walk you through our aftermarket.

1473
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:44,964
Great.

1474
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,887
So, what was
your meeting about?

1475
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:55,361
Wholesale swarf residue
bargain cost-buys.

1476
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,443
"Swarf," is that a real thing?
Yeah, it's a real thing.

1477
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:58,926
What do you think,
we're like Dr. Seuss?

1478
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,367
We're just making up something,
like shit out of thin air?

1479
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:02,721
No. It's real.

1480
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:04,609
But it's just
not interesting.

1481
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,091
Well, why do you do it?

1482
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:09,091
Well...

1483
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:12,404
I'm gonna send my
son to private school.

1484
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,324
Maybe it's worth it,
I'm thinking.

1485
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:16,130
If there's one less kid
in the class...

1486
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,721
then maybe
there's one less kid

1487
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:20,962
to make fun of him
24 hours a day.

1488
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,722
Teasing sucks.
Yeah.

1489
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,723
Have any of you
guys been teased?

1490
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:28,451
Yeah. I've been teased.

1491
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,568
I lived in America
for a year.

1492
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,564
In Connecticut, and they
made fun of my name.

1493
01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:36,000
What's your name?

1494
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:37,241
Karen.

1495
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:38,851
(LAUGHING)

1496
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:41,170
Yeah, well, in Sweden
it's like "John,"

1497
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,083
but in Connecticut,
it's like...

1498
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,810
"Stacy."
Yeah, I can see that.

1499
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,167
You know the worst
part with teasing?

1500
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:50,527
My dad would say,

1501
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:53,251
"Just forget about it
and ignore it, son."

1502
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:56,125
But he doesn't understand
because in his day...

1503
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,562
kids would get teased
at school all day,

1504
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,290
but then they could go home.

1505
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,408
And nowadays,
you come home,

1506
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,801
and there's Facebook
and lnstagram...

1507
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:08,328
and the bullies can get at you
through all of that stuff.

1508
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:10,642
And it never really stops.

1509
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:14,286
It never stops.

1510
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,807
When I was a kid, people
could only ridicule me...

1511
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:19,725
every day until
3:10 in the afternoon.

1512
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:23,881
(COUGHING)

1513
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:25,564
Okay, Snoop Lion,

1514
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:28,291
I think it's probably
time to pass that now.

1515
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:30,482
Oh, me? Yes.

1516
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,126
Go ahead, Karen.

1517
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:33,884
Pardon me.

1518
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,485
(PHONE VIBRATING)

1519
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,404
<i>Hello?
Dan, it's Jim.</i>

1520
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:55,085
Hey, Jim!

1521
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:56,890
<i>Okay, Dan,
your numbers are good...</i>

1522
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:58,644
<i>but, the thing</i> is...

1523
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:01,923
<i>numbers are just part of what
we have to take into account.</i>

1524
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,045
<i>SUSAN: Are you wearing
eye shadow?</i>

1525
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:34,683
DAN: <i>Yeah, I just
wanted to show Paul</i>

1526
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:36,524
<i>that I understand
how he feels.</i>

1527
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:37,886
You're cool, Dan.

1528
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:39,686
How are you doing?

1529
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,882
<i>Your bra's on
outside your shirt.</i>

1530
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:43,280
<i>Did you know that?</i>

1531
01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:45,761
Yes. I do know that.

1532
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:49,083
I was having a boob
conversation with Bess...

1533
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,881
<i>and she was worried that her
boobs were gonna come out.</i>

1534
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:54,486
<i>So I showed her how to
trap them with a bra.</i>

1535
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:59,402
<i>I just realized I went to
Coffee Bean like this.</i>

1536
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:03,483
I'm sure you made an impression.
Can I talk to her?

1537
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:04,641
<i>Bess!</i>

1538
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:07,201
<i>BESS". Hey, Dad.</i>

1539
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:09,044
Did you finish
my homework?

1540
01:09:09,440 --> 01:09:11,090
I have not yet, no.

1541
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:12,526
Honey, uh,

1542
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,728
why did you beat
the shit out of another kid?

1543
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:18,528
They were making fun of Paul.

1544
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,082
They were calling
Paul fat names.

1545
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:23,125
<i>"Double Stuf."</i>

1546
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:26,083
<i>The fat Oreos.</i>

1547
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:27,446
Good job...

1548
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,445
my little can
of whoop-ass.

1549
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:31,802
I should probably
add to that...

1550
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:34,889
that I'll take care of Paul.

1551
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:36,610
That's my job.

1552
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:40,048
You be a kid.
That's your job. Okay?

1553
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:42,607
Can I talk to him?

1554
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:44,728
<i>Sure. Paul?</i>

1555
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:46,281
Hey-

1556
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:47,727
Hey-

1557
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:49,721
<i>Are you wearing
eye shadow?</i>

1558
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,769
Yeah. "Straight-Up Teal."

1559
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:53,763
<i>Why?</i> That's the one
that you picked.

1560
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:57,009
Yeah, when they
bagged on me.

1561
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:58,965
<i>Goth dicks!</i>

1562
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:01,168
Goth is lame.
Goth isn't outlaw.

1563
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:03,129
I mean, this is the
look right here, man.

1564
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:04,964
<i>Any guy can wear dark.</i>

1565
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:06,565
<i>But rocking teal...</i>

1566
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:08,485
<i>See, teal is very outlaw.</i>

1567
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,321
It's like, the goth kids,
really...

1568
01:10:11,480 --> 01:10:13,244
they're joiners,
when you think about it.

1569
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:15,243
The teal kids,
they really stand alone.

1570
01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:18,011
And whenever I have
to pick a color,

1571
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:20,481
obviously,
I pick teal every time.

1572
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:21,766
For sure.

1573
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:23,968
Because, you know...

1574
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:25,851
no one else does it.

1575
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,970
And because you
have to be bold.

1576
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:30,844
Because you have
to be teal tough.

1577
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:33,324
Give me a break, Dad.
Come on!

1578
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:35,528
<i>We could probably
start a gang, me and you.</i>

1579
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:36,806
<i>Just for real men, though.</i>

1580
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,480
Yeah, I guess we could.

1581
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:40,846
Like "The Teal Boys."

1582
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:43,161
How many kids
are in your class?

1583
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:45,326
42.

1584
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:46,811
And how many of those
kids pick on you?

1585
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:47,961
41.

1586
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:51,441
<i>Hey, I gotta go.</i>

1587
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:53,491
Just listen for one second.
Stay here.

1588
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:55,330
Stay here and just
listen to me for a second.

1589
01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:58,850
Now, Paul, you're gonna
switch schools.

1590
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:03,005
But that's not really gonna
change anything much, honestly.

1591
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,969
You're just gonna
have to stay tough.

1592
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:08,329
I know that you are feeling like
that you're sticking out...

1593
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:10,209
and that you're going
through a lot of stuff...

1594
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:14,047
<i>but we're gonna
get through this.</i>

1595
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:16,481
<i>Me and you. Teal tough.</i>

1596
01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:19,086
When are you coming home?

1597
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:20,881
Tomorrow.

1598
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:22,921
Did you get the handshake?

1599
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:28,364
Dad froze again!

1600
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:30,961
(TAPS KEY)

1601
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:41,883
I heard from Jim Spinch.

1602
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:50,401
DAN: <i>Your daddy
just counted up</i>

1603
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,403
<i>who he's responsible for.</i>

1604
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:54,722
<i>One boy. One girl.</i>

1605
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:57,531
<i>One woman. One old guy.</i>

1606
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:59,682
<i>One kind of,</i> uh...

1607
01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:01,490
<i>How do you describe Mike?</i>

1608
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:04,246
<i>Good. Sweet.</i>

1609
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:06,050
<i>And I let him down.</i>

1610
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:08,931
<i>I'm going to have to
let him go next week.</i>

1611
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:10,206
<i>Timothy, too.</i>

1612
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:15,090
<i>Your daddy's a man who
didn't get the handshake.</i>

1613
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,766
MAN: American Businessman 42!

1614
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,924
DAN: <i>He's the fluff er,
seems like.</i>

1615
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,924
<i>He's also someone that will try
and forget this feeling...</i>

1616
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,044
<i>as soon as possible.</i>

1617
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:44,966
Hey, um, sorry.

1618
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,884
I don't mean
to bother you...

1619
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:48,804
but you're so pretty.

1620
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:50,928
Kind of like a painting.

1621
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:53,124
I'm sorry.

1622
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:05,286
It's so obvious now.

1623
01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:07,130
<i>Flugelschlagen.</i>

1624
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:33,322
DAN: <i>Sometimes,
when troubles come</i>

1625
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:35,641
<i>all of a sudden too much...</i>

1626
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:37,484
<i>when we FaceTime...</i>

1627
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:40,843
<i>Dad freezes and pretends
Face Time's broken.</i>

1628
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,970
<i>So he doesn't have to deal
with things right then.</i>

1629
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:46,008
(POPPING)
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

1630
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,490
<i>I'm not gonna freeze today.</i>

1631
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:17,285
<i>Sometimes in life,
you have to take inventory.</i>

1632
01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:19,448
<i>This is one of those times.</i>

1633
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:23,122
<i>Not landing where you thought
you would, hoped to...</i>

1634
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:26,170
<i>and asking the questions, "What
could I have done differently?"</i>

1635
01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:27,560
<i>"Could I have led better?"</i>

1636
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:30,521
<i>The only thing you can do
when things go against you...</i>

1637
01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:33,160
<i>is pick yourself up
and push back.</i>

1638
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:35,121
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
Hey.

1639
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:37,766
Hey, sir!
Come out of the race!

1640
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:44,441
<i>DAN: My hopes for this trip,
for this handshake...</i>

1641
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,967
<i>for it to be the end of a
pretty good losing streak.</i>

1642
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:48,929
MAN: American Businessman 42!

1643
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:51,242
This is American
Businessman 42, everyone!

1644
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:52,845
Go, go!
You can do it!

1645
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,490
I don't believe it! Run!

1646
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:56,091
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

1647
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:07,524
DAN: <i>I'm not going
to freeze today.</i>

1648
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:09,808
<i>I've chased this thing
all the way to Germany.</i>

1649
01:15:09,960 --> 01:15:11,883
<i>I'm going to find the man
behind the</i> man...

1650
01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:13,804
<i>even though we
might get humiliated.</i>

1651
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:15,041
<i>But we're ready.</i>

1652
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:16,611
<i>The old guy's
got life left.</i> ..

1653
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:18,364
<i>And the young guy's
an animal now.</i>

1654
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:19,851
<i>So I'm telling the boys...</i>

1655
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,367
<i>"Suits back on,
get on the starship,</i>

1656
01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:24,681
<i>"and let's go get
this goddamn handshake."</i>

1657
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:26,201
(CLAMORING)

1658
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,604
BILL ON PHONE: Hello? Dan?

1659
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:35,205
Yeah. You at the Aldon
with Daaervk?

1660
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,441
<i>Yes.</i>

1661
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:38,125
We'll be there
in 10 minutes.

1662
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:40,123
<i>Awful. Why?</i>

1663
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:41,486
Get me in to see him.

1664
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:45,127
<i>I'm gonna see him for three
minutes, just for a team photo.</i>

1665
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:46,645
I want to show him
my sheet.

1666
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,121
<i>It's impossible!
I cannot go around Jim.</i>

1667
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:50,361
We're coming.

1668
01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:51,800
You got a big dick, Bill.

1669
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:53,200
Act like it.

1670
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:55,164
<i>Dan? It's madness!</i>

1671
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:02,090
(PUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

1672
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:14,688
How the hell are we
gonna get over there?

1673
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,604
(CROWD CHANTING INDISTINCTLY)

1674
01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:23,526
(ALL SHOUTING)

1675
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:32,561
(DOGS BARKING)

1676
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:40,441
(SHOTS FIRING)

1677
01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:42,287
How you doing?

1678
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:44,523
I'm here for a meeting.
They're expecting me.

1679
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:46,682
(ORDERING IN GERMAN)
I understand, sir.

1680
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:48,205
Clearly, I'm not rioting.

1681
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:50,010
Whoa! Easy, buddy!

1682
01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:51,764
We're just three guys
on business!

1683
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,047
(ORDERING IN GERMAN)

1684
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:55,365
Hey! Get your fucking
hands off of me!

1685
01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:56,481
Leave him alone!

1686
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:57,721
Calm down, Tim!

1687
01:16:58,400 --> 01:16:59,401
(HORSE WHINNYING)

1688
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:02,521
(EXCLAIMS)

1689
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,046
Son of a bitch!

1690
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,486
(COUGHING)

1691
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:15,007
Dan!

1692
01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:16,771
They are very
important people.

1693
01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:19,081
I need them in with me right now.
Right now!

1694
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:21,281
Are you okay, Dan?

1695
01:17:21,440 --> 01:17:24,728
I'm not crying. That's
just poison in my eyes.

1696
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:26,769
Let's go. Get your
top sheet, all right?

1697
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:29,048
Two seconds.
Just one of you.

1698
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:30,406
Mike, go.

1699
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:32,606
I'm just kidding.

1700
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:34,926
I got it.

1701
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:36,926
Jim is gonna kill me.

1702
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,081
We're better, Bill.

1703
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:39,924
He'll throw a coffee
in my face.

1704
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:41,241
We're better.

1705
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:49,961
<i>(CLEARS THROAT)</i>

1706
01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:57,041
Just wait here a sec.

1707
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:58,929
Mr. Daaervk.

1708
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:01,209
This is Dan Trunkman.

1709
01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:02,526
And this is Apex Select's

1710
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:04,284
long-purchase
cost share sheet.

1711
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:16,761
Sit down.

1712
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:24,167
(SLURPS AIR)

1713
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:27,840
Are you okay?

1714
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:30,128
Yeah. I just got
tear-gassed.

1715
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:31,611
A whole canister.

1716
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:36,163
I got caught in the crowd
and in the horses.

1717
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:38,084
I just got shot, all over.

1718
01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:41,926
I'm just explaining
why I look so effed-up.

1719
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:43,651
"Effed up" ?

1720
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:45,485
Um...

1721
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:47,681
"Fucked."

1722
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:51,209
Oh, "fucked."
Yes, you do.

1723
01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:52,766
(CHUCKLES)

1724
01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:56,649
Can I see your
dollar exchange ratio?

1725
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:07,889
We feel very strong
about our numbers.

1726
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:10,168
It is fudged a little, hmm?

1727
01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:12,004
You converted it twice.

1728
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:13,161
It is.

1729
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:15,209
It's fudged a little, yeah.

1730
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:17,681
"Keeblered," as we say.

1731
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:20,164
You know that?
Yeah, we know that.

1732
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:21,281
It's an old trick.

1733
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:22,526
The guy's old who--

1734
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:23,966
Fire him.

1735
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:27,646
Uh...

1736
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,047
No.

1737
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:33,890
He worked extremely hard
on this sheet.

1738
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:35,684
I stand by what he did.

1739
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:40,202
I'm just kidding.
(LAUGHS)

1740
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:41,361
Jeez.

1741
01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:45,925
We think we would be
a complement to you...

1742
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:49,687
not only on this job,
but in the future.

1743
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:51,922
And being able to
look ahead to the things...

1744
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:54,686
that are gonna be
in front of you.

1745
01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:57,161
So, how many people
do you employ?

1746
01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,370
Two. Three of us,
altogether.

1747
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:01,721
How many do you?

1748
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:03,401
Oh...

1749
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:05,489
200,000-something.

1750
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:08,324
Fuck.

1751
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:09,846
Yeah.

1752
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:13,402
But three is tough, too.

1753
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:15,890
In a different way.

1754
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:18,162
I started with four.

1755
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:21,729
Like a family, when you
know everyone's name.

1756
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,841
But that can
wear on you, too.

1757
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:27,407
Uh...

1758
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:30,401
So, this is slightly better.

1759
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:31,686
Bottom line.

1760
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:34,368
So, okay. Yeah.

1761
01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,201
Are you going
to shake my hand?

1762
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:39,520
I have some other shit to do.

1763
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:43,045
Yeah.

1764
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:45,090
Yes.
Okay.

1765
01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:58,444
Who's your daddy, baby?

1766
01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:00,967
Who's your fucking daddy?

1767
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:05,161
(LAUGHING)

1768
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:07,041
We got it.

1769
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:12,446
(TAPPING)

1770
01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:15,885
Oh, my goodness.

1771
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:18,088
Did something just happen? Did
we just come from a meeting?

1772
01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:20,288
Did things just get
exciting around here?

1773
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:22,721
Oh, yeah,
here it comes.

1774
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:23,881
Boom.

1775
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,804
There it is.
Very nice.

1776
01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:27,041
I got you!!

1777
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:33,402
DAN: I know it's been
a long trip, but rest up.

1778
01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:34,811
Monday, we're back at it.

1779
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:37,891
Hey! I'm divorced.

1780
01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:39,286
Just like that?

1781
01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:40,601
There's an app.

1782
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:43,807
DAN: Hey, Jim!

1783
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,002
Did you have to fly to St.
Louis to talk to your boss?

1784
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:47,730
Yeah, that's right.

1785
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:49,251
Hey,Dan,
can I get your address?

1786
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:50,321
Sure.

1787
01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:52,323
Because usually when someone fucks
me, I like to send them flowers.

1788
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:54,164
I like carnations.

1789
01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:56,288
And if you make out a card,
include all three of us...

1790
01:21:56,440 --> 01:21:57,646
because it was a three-way.

1791
01:21:57,800 --> 01:21:59,484
You were my third fuck!

1792
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:03,125
ALL: Mike!

1793
01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:04,801
Guys!

1794
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:08,010
Oh, man!
Oh, you guys!

1795
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:11,130
I missed you!
I missed you!

1796
01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:14,005
Oh, wait. Guys, these
are my roommates.

1797
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:18,363
Tobey and Sebastian
and Tobey.

1798
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:21,649
Sebastian, Tobeys,
I don't have to tell you...

1799
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:23,450
you've got
one hell of a friend here.

1800
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:25,364
And it is emperlaten

1801
01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:27,363
that you ask Mike
about his trip.

1802
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:30,364
Because this cat had some
pretty major explers.

1803
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:35,124
Yeah. I lost
my virginity! Twice!

1804
01:22:35,440 --> 01:22:36,726
(LAUGHING)

1805
01:22:37,480 --> 01:22:39,050
Good stuff, Pancake.

1806
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:41,043
See you Monday, pal.
Yeah.

1807
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,281
See you Monday, Mike.

1808
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:43,646
BYE, guys.

1809
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:47,122
DAN: How are you
getting home?

1810
01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:50,409
I'm leaving with a friend.

1811
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:54,043
Is that the, uh,
actual maid from--?

1812
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:56,248
We kept in touch.

1813
01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:59,846
Why is she wearing
her maid outfit?

1814
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,162
I asked her nicely, Dan.

1815
01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:03,560
Silver fox.

1816
01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:07,403
Boom! I like that.

1817
01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:08,521
You remember Dan?

1818
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:09,641
Hello.
Hi. Pleasure.

1819
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:10,926
Nice to meet you.

1820
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:13,082
We should go.
Okay.

1821
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:14,241
Great.

1822
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:17,407
Thanks.

1823
01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:19,731
Thank you, Tim.

1824
01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:22,081
Why are you standing here?

1825
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:24,242
Don't you have a wheelbarrow you're
supposed to be jumping into?

1826
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:35,447
Daddy!
Hey!

1827
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:36,931
Om
(GIGGLES)

1828
01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:38,201
Come on!

1829
01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:40,249
How are you, sweetheart?
I'm good.

1830
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:42,368
Let's go.
What do you say?

1831
01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:43,760
You doing good?
Yeah!

1832
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:45,285
All right.

1833
01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:46,805
Hey, what's going on
with this guy, here?

1834
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,370
You don't get out
of the car anymore?

1835
01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:50,568
What are you, too old?
Hey,Dad.

1836
01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:51,926
How are you?
All right.

1837
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:53,605
Come on,
let's get going here.

1838
01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:55,603
Good to see you guys. Jump on
in, I'll be in in a minute.

1839
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:57,564
Hi, beautiful. How are you? Hi!

1840
01:23:57,760 --> 01:23:59,410
SUSAN: Good to see you!

1841
01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:03,408
So glad you're back.

1842
01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:05,807
It's been a tough week.

1843
01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:07,928
How about I drive?
Yes, please.

1844
01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:09,486
<i>Flugelschlagen.</i>

1845
01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:12,042
What? Something I
learned on my trip.

1846
01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:15,124
It means, "You have
to fight like hell...

1847
01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:18,051
"but don't forget to catch
your breath now and then...

1848
01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:20,129
"and realize that everything's
gonna be all right."

1849
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:24,810
Or it means "turn left," probably.
(LAUGHS)

1850
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:42,485
Hey, you have your assignment, yes?
Yes.

1851
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:43,961
Because it's due today.

1852
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:45,491
The "Dad" one?
Yeah.

1853
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:47,842
Shit. I was still working--

1854
01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:50,526
I wrote it. I did it.

1855
01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:51,681
You finished it?

1856
01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:52,761
Mmm-hmm.

1857
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:54,605
SUSAN: It's good.

1858
01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:56,170
She wrote it in,
like, two seconds.

1859
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:14,170
(SINGING) Can you <i>feel?</i>

1860
01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:19,686
<i>Can you feel it?</i>

1861
01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:21,724
<i>Now it's coming back</i>

1862
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:23,211
<i>We can steal it</i>

1863
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:25,284
<i>If we bridge this gap</i>

1864
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:26,771
<i>I can see you</i>

1865
01:25:26,840 --> 01:25:29,810
<i>Through the curtains
of the waterfall</i>

1866
01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:33,604
<i>When I lost it</i>

1867
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:35,250
<i>Yeah, you held my hand</i>

1868
01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:36,925
<i>But I tossed it</i>

1869
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,729
<i>Didn't understand</i>

1870
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:40,211
<i>You were waiting</i>

1871
01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:43,364
<i>As I dove into
the waterfall</i>

1872
01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:47,642
<i>So say Geronimo!</i>

1873
01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:50,883
<i>Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!</i>

1874
01:25:51,160 --> 01:25:57,691
<i>Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!</i>

1875
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:01,889
<i>Can you feel...</i>

1876
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:06,286
...my <i>love?</i>

1877
01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:09,728
<i>Bombs away
Bombs away</i>

1878
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:11,325
<i>Bombs away</i>

1879
01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:12,686
<i>Say Geronimo!</i>

1880
01:26:12,760 --> 01:26:14,285
<i>Well, we rushed it</i>

1881
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:15,925
<i>Moving way too fast</i>

1882
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:17,240
<i>That we crushed it</i>

1883
01:26:17,480 --> 01:26:19,244
<i>But it's in the past</i>

1884
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:21,089
<i>We can make this leap</i>

1885
01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:23,606
<i>Through the curtains
of the waterfall</i>

1886
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:28,287
<i>So say Geronimo!</i>

1887
01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:33,360
<i>Say Geronimo!
Say Geronimo!</i>

1888
01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:42,603
<i>Can you feel...</i>

1889
01:26:46,280 --> 01:26:47,486
...my <i>love?</i>

1890
01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:50,251
<i>Bombs away
Bombs away</i>

1891
01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:51,810
<i>Bombs away</i>

1892
01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:54,922
<i>Well, I'm just a boy</i>

1893
01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:56,445
<i>With a broken toy</i>

1894
01:26:56,520 --> 01:26:58,170
<i>All lost and coy</i>

1895
01:26:58,240 --> 01:26:59,765
<i>At the curtains
of the waterfall</i>

1896
01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:01,524
<i>So it's here I stand</i>

1897
01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:03,204
<i>As a broken man</i>

1898
01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:04,964
<i>But I've found my friend</i>

1899
01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:06,883
<i>At the curtains
of the waterfall</i>

1900
01:27:06,960 --> 01:27:08,200
<i>Now I'm falling down</i>

1901
01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:09,930
<i>Through the crashing sound</i>

1902
01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:11,724
<i>And you've come around</i>

1903
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:13,404
<i>At the curtains
of the waterfall</i>

1904
01:27:13,480 --> 01:27:14,891
<i>And you rushed to me</i>

1905
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:16,729
<i>And it sets us free</i>

1906
01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:18,404
<i>So I fall to my knees</i>

1907
01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:21,321
<i>At the curtains
of the waterfall</i>

1908
01:27:30,360 --> 01:27:33,842
<i>When the world is turning
in the wrong direction</i>

1909
01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:37,483
<i>And every wave seems to
be crashing at your feet</i>

1910
01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:41,846
<i>Running circles doesn't
lead to inspiration</i>

1911
01:27:42,440 --> 01:27:43,965
<i>When you're at the end</i>

1912
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:46,088
<i>You're at the start again</i>

1913
01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:50,208
<i>Time's moving too slow</i>

1914
01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:54,686
<i>One foot out the door</i>

1915
01:27:54,800 --> 01:28:00,648
<i>Binds you flat but know
that you're not alone</i>

1916
01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:06,083
<i>Take a hand from me</i>

1917
01:28:07,080 --> 01:28:10,846
<i>You know what we'll be,
you'll see</i>

1918
01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:12,410
<i>If we fall and if we break</i>

1919
01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:14,687
<i>There will be
another chance today</i>

1920
01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:19,329
<i>Take a hand from me</i>

1921
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:29,802
<i>I believe that we can
find our destination</i>

1922
01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:31,845
<i>The journey's just begun</i>

1923
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:34,567
<i>Two is more than one</i>

1924
01:28:35,120 --> 01:28:38,567
<i>Time's moving too slow</i>

1925
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:42,680
<i>One foot out the door</i>

1926
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:48,882
<i>Binds you flat but know
that you're not alone</i>

1927
01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:54,083
<i>Take a hand from me</i>

1928
01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:58,601
<i>You know what we'll be,
you'll see</i>

1929
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:00,649
<i>If we fall and if we break</i>

1930
01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:02,842
<i>There will be
another chance today</i>

1931
01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:07,050
<i>Take a hand from me</i>

1932
01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:10,642
<i>Whoa-oh-oh-oh</i>

1933
01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:15,364
<i>Take a hand from me</i>