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Kevin. Did we reinforce
the take-off ramp?
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Nah, we didn't have time.
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Cool.
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Soul of an eagle.
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Oh, shit.
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Are you okay?
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What's up, little riders?
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I'm jumping the public pool tomorrow.
2 bucks. Tell your friends.
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Eat some smoke!
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That's just a sample.
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See you there.
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Pink grapefruit.
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Yes.
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- Toasted marshmallow.
- Yes.
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Finish her off.
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Raspberry?
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Psych! Very Cherry.
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A hundred straight.
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I'm gonna go drop some dumpage.
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- Voltron?
- That's me.
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- Hi, Dave.
- How you doing, Cathy?
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Why'd you call yourself Voltron?
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I don't know.
Maybe 'cause it's super badass.
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- You're weird.
- Hells, yeah, I am.
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Yoo-hoo, shitheads.
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I just found a bag of fireworks
in the men's restroom.
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Would you guys
like to light them off?
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All right, boys.
Prepare to be dazzled.
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Jumping the pool tomorrow!
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God damn. Rod!
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Mom?
Have you seen my hip pads?
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In the kitchen.
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Rod, maybe you shouldn't fight
Frank this week.
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You know, you could rest up
for the jump tomorrow.
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Relax, Kev. I'm gonna win this time.
I did, like, 40 crunches yesterday.
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What is it with you two, anyway?
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You wouldn't understand, Kevin.
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He's your real dad
so he automatically loves you.
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But he's my stepdad. I have to earn it.
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Ancestors, protect me
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May they protect you
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Frank?
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Frank.
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Frank!
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Never sneak up on a man
who's been in a chemical fire.
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- Sorry.
- On your feet.
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What's this?
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Rhodesian fighting sticks.
Very, very lethal.
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Rhodesian. Of course.
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Come on.
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You are pathetic!
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Stop, stop, I give up! I give up!
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Yeah.
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No, Frank!
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Play the victim,
and you will be the victim.
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Very good, Frank.
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Very impressive. Ultimate punch!
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I'm gonna knock
that ridiculous mustache
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right off your face.
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All great men have mustaches, Frank.
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Yeah, but real men actually grow them.
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You know I have a hormone disorder!
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You'll see, Frank.
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One day, I'll punch you right in the face,
and then you'll respect me.
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I'll believe it when I see it, muchacho.
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Take out the trash.
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Nailed it.
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Rod?
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- Denise!
- Hey!
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How's it going?
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Oh.
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Great. Everything's going super great.
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You look different.
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Oh, really? Well, it's been a while.
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You look...
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You look pretty much exactly the same.
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Yeah. Thanks.
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And I see you're still doing your stunts.
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Big time.
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Actually...
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Here. Peep the strategy.
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You're jumping the pool? Wow!
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Yeah, it's the real deal.
You should come.
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Maybe I will. Thanks.
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Cool.
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Well, I gotta go. I gotta feed Buddy,
but very nice to see you, Rod.
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Yeah, you too.
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You look pretty.
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What did you say?
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I said you look shitty.
Good night, Denise.
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Hey, Pop.
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It's me, Rod.
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I sure wish you were alive.
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You'd tell me how much you respect me
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and we'd do stunts
and grow mustaches together.
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You may have died
an anonymous stuntman,
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but you live on through me.
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I miss you, Daddy.
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Hey, Rod?
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Get out!
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All right, everybody,
let's clear the pool.
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There's gonna be a jump.
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Come on, seriously, guys.
It's gonna be pretty amazing.
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Okeydoke, Rod. It's regulation size.
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Thanks, Rico.
Hey, have you seen Kevin anywhere?
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He's not here.
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What do you mean he's not here?
He's team manager.
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- He has to be here.
- I know, right?
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Richardson, out of the pool. Let's go.
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No can do, Dave.
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Come on, Richardson.
You're being a tool, man.
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There is no tool in this pool.
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And I'd happily get out,
if you let me join your crew.
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You can't join the crew, Richardson.
You don't do anything.
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Oh, don't I?
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You like what you see?
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Hey.
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Denise. Hey.
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Looks exciting.
Is there anything I can do to help?
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Oh, no, it's cool.
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Stop it!
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I think my crew's got it
pretty much covered.
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So...
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- Good luck.
- Don't worry, Denise.
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I've done this before.
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Totem spirit, fox.
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Please, God, don't let me
embarrass myself in front of Denise.
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Hello?
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I'm home.
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Kevin?
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You missed the jump.
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I totally landed it.
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Rod, thank goodness you're home.
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What's going on? Is this some sort of
interactive theater art piece?
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It's Frank. He's very sick.
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What? Since when?
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Since 21 years ago.
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It's his heart.
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He needs a transplant,
and our insurance won't cover it.
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They say he's too high-risk. Oh, Rod.
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He doesn't have much time left.
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No way.
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We would've told you sooner, but
we knew how much it would upset you.
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So, you just decided to keep me
and Kevin in the dark?
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Oh, no, we told Kevin.
We just didn't think you could handle it.
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I can handle it.
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I love you, Kevin.
I want you to have my watch.
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I love you, too, Dad.
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Hold on, Frank! Don't die!
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Let's let them talk.
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Sorry, boy. My time's up.
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But I still need to kick your ass.
How can I do that if you're dead?
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Well, then,
I guess I'll die still champion.
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No way. Let's do it right now.
One more for the road.
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Beating me wouldn't mean
anything now. I'm all through.
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All I want is to earn your respect, Frank.
How can I do that if you won't fight me?
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Well, maybe you should've
thought of that
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before you sucked at being a man
all your life.
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Oh, my God. I hate you so much,
I just wanna smash your face in.
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Too late. I'm a dead man.
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What about the transplant?
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Oh, sure. 50 grand.
You gonna pay for it?
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- No!
- 'Course you're not.
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Let's face it. You're a kid.
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You live at home. You got no job.
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All you're good for is goofing around
with your friends on your moped.
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You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid.
I'm a man.
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I am gonna get you better.
And then I'm gonna beat you to death!
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You couldn't beat a drum.
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- Rod, are you okay?
- I need to go to my quiet place!
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Shit!
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Oh, my God!
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And that is how it's done.
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Wow.
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It's amazing.
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That really hurt.
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Okay, you guys. Thanks for meeting me.
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As you all know, I recently found out
that my stepfather, Frank,
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is on his deathbed.
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I needed to think last night,
so I galloped into a wooded glen.
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And after punch-dancing out my rage
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and suffering an extremely long
and very painful fall,
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I realized what has to be done.
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We're gonna raise the money
to save Frank's life.
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Well, that's awesome, Rod,
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but how exactly
do you plan on doing that?
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One big jump, gentlemen.
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The biggest jump this town's ever seen.
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We're gonna jump 15 buses.
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Whoa. Come on, Rod.
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That's nearly as many
as Evel Knievel jumped.
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It's actually one more
than Evel Knievel jumped, Rico. I know.
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I checked. Online.
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Now, I've gotta be in top physical form
if we're gonna do this jump.
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- I'm sorry, Dave.
- What's that?
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Where are you going?
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I'm sorry, man. I just realized,
I'm late for work at the ice rink.
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- So, is that a problem?
- Yes.
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Now, this jump demands
that I be in top physical condition.
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I've already drafted
a rough schedule of exercises
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that will help us take things
to the next level.
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Once training is complete, we'll turn
our attention to funding the jump.
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By my estimations,
we'll need to raise around $5,000.
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That includes bus rentals,
ramp construction,
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team hats and wrist bands,
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and a $9 per diem
for each crew member.
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Now you're talking.
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We're gonna have to raise money fast.
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I'll drum up small-scale stunt work
at birthday parties.
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We're talking escape tricks,
fire breathing.
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Anything to please the rug rats.
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Also, we're gonna have to organize a
lot of shopping carts.
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And we're gonna go through some trash
for cans and newspaper to sleep on.
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Hey! What are you guys doing?
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Rod.
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Once we've raised the money,
we'll use it to put on the bus jump,
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make $50,000, and save Frank's life.
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Now, who's with me?
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Let's celebrate.
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Buddy. Come on.
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Hey, Rod.
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Oh.
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Denise, what's up?
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Not much.
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00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,595
Funky fresh.
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00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:23,896
I heard about your plan to save Frank.
I think that's great.
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00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:28,336
Oh, yeah. I'm mainly just doing that
so I can kick his ass.
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00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,702
Right.
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00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:32,641
So, Denise, I think I know
why you came over here.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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You wanna join my crew.
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I can't lie. I think it's a great idea.
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We could use someone
with your college experience.
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- Cool. I'd love to join.
- Whoa, whoa, Denise. Slow down.
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You can't just waltz in off the street
and demand to be in my crew.
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- But I thought you...
- Yeah, I know what you thought.
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But the fact is you can't join
until you go through initiation.
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All right. What's the initiation?
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It's crazy.
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It's like the craziest thing
you could even imagine.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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Rod! Rod.
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Welcome aboard.
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I'm kind of grumpy today, dude.
I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
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I was having those dreams again.
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00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:31,226
You know how it's just me in a castle.
I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards.
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The only way to beat them is to punch
them as hard as I can in their faces.
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And then, when I'm done,
all their little wizard wives came out
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and wanted me
just to have sex with them.
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Which is kind of weird.
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Hey, look at this, huh?
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00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,111
Hey, everybody.
I've got some awesome news.
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We have a new crew member today.
Denise.
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Hi, everyone.
256
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,079
So, I thought it'd be fun
if we all went around
257
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,385
and said our name
and a little something about ourselves.
258
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:56,518
I'll start. My name is Rod,
259
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,391
and I like to party.
260
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,158
All right, Dave. You're up.
261
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:04,099
Hi. My name is Dave,
262
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,899
and I like to party.
263
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:10,771
No, Dave. I just said that I party, so
maybe do something different from me.
264
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:15,306
My name is Dave,
and I am the stunt man.
265
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:18,008
You know what? Let's move on.
Rico, you're up.
266
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:21,878
Hello. I'm Rico, and I like to party.
267
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:24,717
Yeah. Rico?
What did I just say to Dave?
268
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,014
- Who?
- Dave.
269
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:28,388
- I like to party. I'm Rod.
- No. You're Kevin.
270
00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:30,620
Right. Kevin. I party.
271
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,721
No. No, you don't.
Okay, nobody parties but me.
272
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,697
Yes. And we party.
273
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,098
- No.
- Yeah, just Rod.
274
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:38,294
- Yes.
- And me.
275
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,861
- No! I'm the only one who parties.
- I'm pretty sure I've partied before.
276
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:45,137
No, Kevin, I know for a fact
you don't party, okay? You do not party.
277
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,678
- You're right. Dave's the party guy.
- Sweet.
278
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:51,340
Oh, my God. Shut up, okay?
I'm just gonna do it for you.
279
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,850
Denise. This is the crew.
280
00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:56,443
Dave's the mechanic.
Rico makes the ramps.
281
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,682
And Kevin is
team manager/videographer.
282
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,815
None of them party. Right?
283
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,025
Got it?
284
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:04,220
Okay.
285
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:06,729
Let's party.
286
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:10,358
Pools are perfect
for holding water, man.
287
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:15,237
Man, I don't really know about having
a girl on the team, man.
288
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:17,836
All right, Rico, listen.
289
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:22,004
There's an ancient Italian maxim
that roughly translates to,
290
00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:27,515
"He who is resistant to change
is destined to perish."
291
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:30,611
So, why don't you try to open up
that mind of yours? You know?
292
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:33,054
It's like, look at Kevin. I mean, he...
293
00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:34,883
Real mature, man.
294
00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,961
Yeah, don't you ever tell me
how to live my life again.
295
00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:40,757
Okay, you guys.
296
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:44,495
If I'm gonna jump 15 buses, my body's
gonna have to be in top physical form.
297
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:47,697
Which brings us to our first exercise.
Lung strengthening.
298
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,172
You guys are gonna hold me
under water for 40 seconds.
299
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,970
That's 20 less than a minute.
300
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:54,272
My body's natural instinct
is gonna be to resist.
301
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:57,246
But, no matter what, don't let up.
302
00:21:57,349 --> 00:22:00,716
If there's any problem at all,
I will ring this bell.
303
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,234
Hey, Dave. Mom wants to know
if your friends want some grape punch.
304
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,405
Maggie! Don't even ask. Just bring it.
Come on.
305
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:33,418
Don't just stare at me! Go! Thank you.
306
00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,853
Soul of a bottlenose dolphin.
307
00:22:58,243 --> 00:22:59,267
Hey, y'all.
308
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,438
Mom said there wasn't enough grape,
so it's mixed with cherry. Is that okay?
309
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,538
Yeah, fine, Maggie. Put it on the table.
310
00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:05,673
Which table?
311
00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:08,344
You tell me, Brainiac.
It's your front yard, too.
312
00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:12,253
Hey, little girl! I don't want cherry.
It upsets my stomach!
313
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:17,660
37, 38, 39, 40. Okay. Let him up.
314
00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:22,459
Get him out, get him out, get him out!
315
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:25,026
Get him up, get him up.
316
00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,236
Rod, can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
317
00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,003
Come on, Rod.
318
00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:39,077
- Nice.
- Oh, God.
319
00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,384
- Oh, man.
- What happened?
320
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,978
You almost drowned. Denise just gave
you mouth-to-mouth and saved you.
321
00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:50,885
Did it look like we were making out?
322
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:53,161
A little bit.
323
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,493
Awesome.
324
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:57,562
Are you okay?
325
00:23:58,503 --> 00:24:00,869
Oh. Hey, Denise. What's up?
326
00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:03,964
Great. I'm just gonna go wash off
this puke from my face.
327
00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:05,064
Cool.
328
00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:09,606
Speed management.
329
00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:11,243
G force.
330
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,240
Let's run it.
331
00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:21,386
My safe word will be whiskey.
332
00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:23,790
Sorry, Rod. What was that?
333
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,725
Whiskey.
334
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,325
Don't you mean whiskey?
335
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,057
What?
336
00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:31,328
- You're saying it weird.
- Saying what weird?
337
00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:32,425
All of it.
338
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,868
Where do you get off?
339
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:37,703
I just don't get
why you're saying it that way.
340
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,902
Why I'm saying what what way?
341
00:24:40,011 --> 00:24:42,741
- Forget it.
- I will. I will forget it.
342
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:47,118
Denise. Would you kindly clear
the wheels?
343
00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:52,786
Okay, here we go. On three.
344
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:54,818
One,
345
00:24:55,694 --> 00:24:57,525
- two...
- Whoa, whiskey!
346
00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:59,119
Whiskey!
347
00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,859
Whiskey!
348
00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:03,594
Whiskey!
349
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,761
Whiskey!
350
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,570
Oh, shit!
351
00:25:12,477 --> 00:25:13,603
Rod!
352
00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,372
Are you okay?
353
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,141
The safety word didn't help.
354
00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:18,614
My trailer! What the hell?
355
00:25:18,717 --> 00:25:21,447
One of you is getting
your dick-hole smashed!
356
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:29,353
I'm freaking pumped! I've been drinking
green tea all goddamn day!
357
00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:30,695
Oh!
358
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,023
Man, he hit his ass
with a parking cone. Nice!
359
00:25:33,131 --> 00:25:35,827
God, I go to church
every goddamn Sunday!
360
00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,265
You gonna bring the demons out of me!
361
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,734
- All right, Rico. You got him.
- Rico.
362
00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:41,601
Not with the trash can, buddy.
No, no, come on.
363
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,106
- Trash!
- All right, let's get him off of him.
364
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,575
- Okay, okay, okay.
- No, no. No!
365
00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:49,643
This is my hat, now.
366
00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:51,875
This is totally my hat.
367
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:01,789
Thanks.
368
00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:07,326
So, how do you like
being in the crew so far?
369
00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:10,730
- It's been interesting.
- Told you.
370
00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:15,066
Stop it.
371
00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:18,607
Hey, Denise?
372
00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:22,169
There's something I wanted to ask you.
373
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,406
Yeah?
374
00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:25,577
Well...
375
00:26:26,651 --> 00:26:30,280
I couldn't help but notice
that we've both matured a lot,
376
00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:32,087
physically.
377
00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:36,125
And I was just wondering if maybe...
378
00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:38,092
Hey, Rod. What's that song called,
379
00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:39,857
about the grandma
getting run over by a reindeer?
380
00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:44,200
Grandma Got Run Over
by a Reindeer?
381
00:26:44,302 --> 00:26:45,530
No.
382
00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:48,901
Jonathan.
383
00:26:51,643 --> 00:26:53,804
Hey, what are you doing?
I thought you were at work.
384
00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:56,676
Wanted to come by
and surprise my little girl.
385
00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:00,783
Hey, guys.
386
00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:03,319
This is Jonathan.
He's visiting from the city.
387
00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:05,389
- What's up, fellas?
- I'm gonna grab my jacket.
388
00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:06,457
Okay.
389
00:27:11,396 --> 00:27:12,795
So, what are you supposed to be?
390
00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:15,331
A stuntman.
391
00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:18,797
How about you, precious?
392
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,901
I'm a team manager.
393
00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:25,235
Wow.
394
00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:28,042
Ready.
395
00:27:28,346 --> 00:27:30,007
Have a nice day, guys.
396
00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:31,682
Bye.
397
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:35,079
Oh. Rod, what were you gonna ask me?
398
00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:37,245
Oh, right.
399
00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:40,256
I was going to ask you
who you think would win
400
00:27:40,358 --> 00:27:44,761
in a fight between
a grilled cheese sandwich
401
00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:47,231
and a taco.
402
00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:51,435
Is that really what you were gonna ask?
403
00:27:51,536 --> 00:27:52,594
Yes.
404
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,635
Grilled cheese. But only in a fair fight.
405
00:27:57,742 --> 00:28:00,040
If it's prison rules, I'd take the taco.
406
00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:04,445
Wow. That's pretty racist, but correct.
407
00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:06,483
I'll see you guys.
408
00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:20,424
You know what car is super-overrated?
409
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,591
- What?
- Corvette.
410
00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:25,128
You mean, like the one
Jonathan was driving?
411
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,832
Is that what he was driving?
412
00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:31,708
Must've been what reminded me.
413
00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:34,176
I don't know,
I thought it was kind of cool.
414
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:36,873
Okay, boys. Now, this is the first time
415
00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:40,007
your father's feeling well enough
to sit with us at the dinner table.
416
00:28:40,118 --> 00:28:44,646
So I want everyone to promise me,
no fighting.
417
00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:48,716
What're you looking at me for?
Kevin could fight him.
418
00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:50,954
- I promise not to fight him.
- Thank you, Kevin.
419
00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:52,689
- Rod?
- Fine, I promise.
420
00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:53,855
Thank you.
421
00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:56,926
Hi, Kevin.
422
00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:58,195
Hey, Dad.
423
00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:00,464
Thank you, dear.
424
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:03,533
Frank.
425
00:29:08,646 --> 00:29:10,079
So, Frank.
426
00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:13,082
I'm sure you've heard the plan
to get you a new heart is going great.
427
00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:14,378
Nope.
428
00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:15,919
Well, it is.
429
00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,612
You can say thanks, if you wanted.
430
00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:19,349
No, I'm good.
431
00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:22,790
I know what you're doing, Frank.
432
00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:24,862
You're trying to make me lose
my temper.
433
00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:27,022
But it's not gonna happen.
434
00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:30,363
I'm afraid cooler heads have prevailed.
435
00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:32,496
You're the devil!
436
00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:35,363
All right! That's enough.
437
00:29:35,473 --> 00:29:37,100
Frank, back to bed.
438
00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:38,732
Rod, outside.
439
00:29:38,843 --> 00:29:39,969
Fine.
440
00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:42,139
Have fun being married to Satan!
441
00:30:08,673 --> 00:30:10,163
Nice work, Rico!
442
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:26,584
So, Denise. Tell me about Jonathan.
What's that dude all about?
443
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:30,419
Well, we've been going out
for about a year.
444
00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:33,128
- And it's going well?
- Yeah. Yeah.
445
00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:36,461
I mean, every relationship has
its ups and downs, but...
446
00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:38,195
Right. I've heard that.
447
00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:40,271
And he's a nice guy?
448
00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:42,896
Oh, yeah. I mean, he's really smart.
449
00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:46,170
He's actually in line to become
a junior partner at his law firm.
450
00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:49,075
Right. Totally.
You guys should break up.
451
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,307
- What?
- Nothing. Hey, Dave's back.
452
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:54,385
You guys, the bathroom here is nuts.
453
00:30:58,756 --> 00:31:00,087
What do I owe you?
454
00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:02,250
$7.25.
455
00:31:30,288 --> 00:31:31,721
So,
456
00:31:33,124 --> 00:31:34,148
hi.
457
00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:36,659
$2.39's your change. Thank you.
458
00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:40,796
We don't talk much, do we?
Cathy, was it?
459
00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:43,492
I'm Rod. I do awesome stunts.
460
00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:46,536
All the time, with my friends.
You probably didn't know that.
461
00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:49,402
And you probably have lots of cool stuff
about you that I don't know.
462
00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:52,135
The point is, if you don't sit down
with someone and really talk
463
00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,040
and get to know them,
you never find those things out.
464
00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:58,340
So, what do you say?
You wanna make this thing official?
465
00:31:58,449 --> 00:32:00,349
Are you asking me out?
466
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,245
Oh, Cathy!
467
00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:11,825
Wow, Rod. I can't believe she said yes.
468
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:15,627
Yeah, well, you have only to believe if
you wish to achieve, Kevin.
469
00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:17,530
That rhymed. Unintentional.
470
00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:21,799
Man, Rod. I am just green
with jealous rage right now.
471
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,199
- She's really pretty.
- I know, D.
472
00:32:24,309 --> 00:32:27,301
But it's more than that with Cathy.
It's emotional.
473
00:32:27,412 --> 00:32:29,107
She really gets me.
474
00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:31,579
Tell you what. Why don't you grab
that brainy beau of yours
475
00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:33,446
and we'll make it a double date.
476
00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:34,540
Really?
477
00:32:34,652 --> 00:32:37,416
- Sure.
- Okay. That sounds like fun.
478
00:32:37,522 --> 00:32:41,117
Great, because I also think
it sounds like fun.
479
00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:42,685
A lot.
480
00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:53,734
Frank.
481
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,600
I know you're sleeping,
482
00:32:56,708 --> 00:33:00,769
but I just wanted you to know
that training is going really great.
483
00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:03,937
My reflexes are sharp.
484
00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:07,040
I'm crazy agile.
485
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,181
And I have a date.
486
00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:15,318
So, anyways, that's the update.
487
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,656
Sleep tight.
488
00:33:20,264 --> 00:33:22,164
Who are you talking to?
489
00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:27,302
Oh, when you're going on a date
490
00:33:27,405 --> 00:33:29,032
You put on a shirt
491
00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:33,372
And you drive your bike to the date
492
00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:43,485
Looks like you got stood up, huh?
493
00:33:44,055 --> 00:33:45,682
No, she's coming.
494
00:33:46,057 --> 00:33:47,149
Okay.
495
00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:49,283
Hey, guys, can I take your order?
496
00:33:49,394 --> 00:33:50,793
No, we're actually waiting for...
497
00:33:50,895 --> 00:33:53,159
Yeah, we'll take
three Flaming Dr. Peppers.
498
00:33:53,264 --> 00:33:54,322
Okay.
499
00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:55,865
So, Super Dave.
500
00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:58,663
Denise tells me you're working on
some pretty big-time stuff.
501
00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:01,500
Yeah, well, I been doing stunts
since I was a kid,
502
00:34:01,606 --> 00:34:03,904
so it's not really a big deal to me.
503
00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:05,908
Yeah, me neither.
I was just being polite.
504
00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:07,637
But thanks for letting me off the hook.
505
00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:08,803
Jonathan.
506
00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:09,937
Here we go.
507
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,640
Oh, speak of diablo.
508
00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:13,614
Bombs away.
509
00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:20,752
Boom! There's the flavor!
510
00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:28,958
So, how's your mom holding up, Rod?
511
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,934
Oh, pretty good, I guess.
512
00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:34,766
I mean, sometimes I think
she's really sad.
513
00:34:34,872 --> 00:34:38,035
Holy shit, is that Sullivan? Sully!
514
00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:40,440
- Bro, no way!
- No way, Sully.
515
00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:42,206
Babe, I gotta say "what up" to Sullivan.
516
00:34:42,313 --> 00:34:43,439
- Okay.
- Sweet.
517
00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:46,984
Hey. Don't you two go falling in love
while I'm gone.
518
00:34:48,352 --> 00:34:49,580
Like that'll happen.
519
00:34:49,687 --> 00:34:52,952
Sullivan, you chode!
I owe you a shot to the nuts!
520
00:34:56,527 --> 00:34:59,121
Maybe you should call her, Rod.
Just check in.
521
00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:02,927
Nah. She hates it
when I try and keep tabs on her. So...
522
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:11,274
Hey, Denise?
523
00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:13,605
Have I ever showed you a picture
of my dead dad?
524
00:35:13,711 --> 00:35:15,975
- No.
- Oh, you've gotta see it.
525
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,570
He's super dead.
526
00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:22,976
- That's him?
- Yeah.
527
00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:25,516
He looks so nice.
528
00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:27,084
He was a stuntman?
529
00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:28,920
Oh, yeah.
530
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:33,424
He used to work for Evel Knievel,
testing his bikes before big jumps.
531
00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:35,226
He would do the jumps first,
to make sure they were safe
532
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:38,427
and then let Evel come in
and get all the glory.
533
00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:41,266
And, after a while, the old man said,
534
00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:44,535
"To hell with that.
I want the credit I deserve."
535
00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:49,239
So, one afternoon,
he set out to jump ten milk trucks.
536
00:35:50,281 --> 00:35:54,980
He nailed the takeoff, but when he
landed, something terrible happened.
537
00:35:55,953 --> 00:35:58,683
His front tire exploded like a cannonball
538
00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:01,986
and his handlebars went
straight through his head.
539
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:04,123
Blood was everywhere.
540
00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,490
His teeth were ground down to a powder
541
00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:12,333
and the front of his face exploded
out the back of his skull.
542
00:36:14,772 --> 00:36:16,603
He died instantly,
543
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,434
the next day.
544
00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:21,402
That's horrible.
545
00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:23,111
I know.
546
00:36:23,214 --> 00:36:24,181
When my mom married Frank,
547
00:36:24,282 --> 00:36:27,843
I kept my dad's last name
to honor his memory.
548
00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:32,679
And every time I do a stunt,
I know he's watching.
549
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:42,966
Okay, people, training's going great,
but Frank's running out of time.
550
00:36:43,067 --> 00:36:45,160
So I'm officially kicking off phase two,
551
00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:47,964
Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.
552
00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:52,009
Starting right now, we're gonna fill
this jug with 5 grand.
553
00:36:52,109 --> 00:36:53,474
Let's work!
554
00:37:29,814 --> 00:37:32,510
- All right. Who has the keys?
- Oh, man.
555
00:37:32,617 --> 00:37:34,084
Rod, we're gonna be right there!
556
00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:35,743
Oh, my God. Find them, find them!
557
00:37:39,657 --> 00:37:41,284
I found the key.
558
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,289
They grow up so fast.
559
00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:45,919
Get the fuck off my porch.
560
00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:47,298
Sounds good.
561
00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:50,660
Oh, no, Kevin!
562
00:38:58,969 --> 00:39:02,803
For he's a jolly good fellow
563
00:39:02,907 --> 00:39:06,070
For he's a jolly good fellow
564
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,805
For he's a jolly good fellow
565
00:39:08,913 --> 00:39:10,608
- Is everything ready?
- Now?
566
00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:12,740
- No, not now!
- Blow it now!
567
00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:29,656
- You're a terrible stuntman.
- What?
568
00:39:30,634 --> 00:39:33,125
- You're a terrible stuntman!
- What?
569
00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:35,496
You're a terrible stuntman!
570
00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:39,201
I'm just kidding. I can hear you.
It was just really mean.
571
00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:44,913
Tai chi teaches that if you focus
your body and mind,
572
00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:50,216
you'll be able to perform
at the peak of your abilities.
573
00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:52,053
Yes, sensei.
574
00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:54,488
You don't have to call me sensei, Rod.
575
00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:56,219
Got it.
576
00:39:58,028 --> 00:40:00,292
Sensei, I have a question.
577
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:01,490
Is there a tai chi move
578
00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:04,500
that would make a grown man
crap his pants, and not know why?
579
00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:08,197
I'm not gonna lie to you, Rod.
That move does exist.
580
00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:11,137
But you're not ready for it yet.
581
00:40:12,109 --> 00:40:14,202
As you wish, sensei.
582
00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:18,407
Now we take the ball
and we push the ball away.
583
00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:21,208
Yeah, we could.
584
00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:26,317
Or you could cut the kiddie stuff
and show me the crap-yourself move.
585
00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:36,762
That didn't work.
586
00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:40,804
Anyways, I'm gonna get going, so,
587
00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:45,236
take it easy.
I'm gonna go see what Frank's doing.
588
00:40:45,342 --> 00:40:46,866
You wanted to see it, Rod.
589
00:40:46,977 --> 00:40:51,004
Yeah, I did want you to show me,
and you didn't, 'cause it didn't work.
590
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:54,084
So now I'm gonna go, 'cause
there's nothing left for me to learn.
591
00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:57,382
Thank you, though, for trying.
That was very nice of you to try.
592
00:40:58,689 --> 00:41:03,319
Please believe
I do my laundry with no pants on
593
00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:10,029
Hey, half-brother.
594
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,431
What you working on?
595
00:41:11,535 --> 00:41:14,368
- Nothing. I'm just messing around.
- Oh, yeah?
596
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,734
Let's take a look.
597
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,365
- Okay, but it's not really finished, so...
- Got it.
598
00:41:21,879 --> 00:41:24,871
That's something else
that I'm working on. For Mom.
599
00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:26,643
- Not for me.
- Right.
600
00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:28,217
Mom likes that stuff, so...
601
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,809
Here's the right one.
602
00:41:36,727 --> 00:41:37,853
Dominique Wilkins.
603
00:41:44,368 --> 00:41:47,269
I'm Rod Kimble,
stuntman extraordinaire.
604
00:41:51,775 --> 00:41:53,072
Life is short.
605
00:41:59,617 --> 00:42:02,051
- That's it.
- Holy moly, Kev-bot.
606
00:42:02,653 --> 00:42:04,553
- That was beautiful.
- You liked it?
607
00:42:04,655 --> 00:42:06,623
Are you kidding me? I loved it!
608
00:42:06,724 --> 00:42:08,658
You're the next
Douglas Bubbletrousers!
609
00:42:08,759 --> 00:42:10,283
Wow, Rod. Thanks.
610
00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:14,455
Kevin, I just had a great idea.
611
00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:26,101
Hey, Frank.
612
00:43:26,203 --> 00:43:27,761
It's me, Rod.
613
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:32,375
I just wanted to let you know,
we've already raised over $3,000.
614
00:43:32,476 --> 00:43:34,501
Soon, I'll jump 15 buses
615
00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:37,639
and then I'm gonna kick your ass.
616
00:43:40,718 --> 00:43:44,779
I'm gonna assume you're laughing
at some funny dream you're having.
617
00:43:44,888 --> 00:43:47,049
You're a pussy.
618
00:43:48,192 --> 00:43:50,251
What is that, sleep-talking?
619
00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:51,555
You suck.
620
00:43:51,662 --> 00:43:54,324
Frank, open your eyes.
You are not asleep!
621
00:43:54,431 --> 00:43:57,867
I am asleep, homo.
622
00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:02,169
Oh, it's so good to see him
smiling again.
623
00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:07,106
Yeah! And you know what
won't make him smile?
624
00:44:08,278 --> 00:44:10,212
When I murder him!
625
00:44:15,052 --> 00:44:18,180
And I am genuinely sorry
about the window!
626
00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:21,356
Enjoy the show. Hey, how are you?
627
00:44:22,059 --> 00:44:23,026
Enjoy the show.
628
00:44:27,865 --> 00:44:30,197
Yeah, I have various responsibilities
within the crew, you know.
629
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:34,532
I'm kind of a jack-of-all-trades, really.
I one time manned a flamethrower.
630
00:44:34,638 --> 00:44:35,662
Cool.
631
00:44:35,773 --> 00:44:38,333
Of course it's cool.
It's awesome as shit.
632
00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:41,673
Here you go, Mr. And Mrs. Powell.
Front row seats.
633
00:44:41,779 --> 00:44:43,212
I hope you all enjoy the show.
634
00:44:43,313 --> 00:44:45,611
I can assure you I won't.
635
00:44:45,716 --> 00:44:47,377
- Thank you, Rico.
- Okay.
636
00:44:47,484 --> 00:44:48,917
Goodbye, Rico.
637
00:44:49,319 --> 00:44:51,219
Hey, I just did the numbers.
638
00:44:51,321 --> 00:44:54,484
We sold 200 tickets at 5 bucks apiece,
which comes to $1,000.
639
00:44:54,591 --> 00:44:56,718
Now, you add that to the money
from the birthday parties,
640
00:44:56,827 --> 00:44:58,624
and it's over $4,900.
641
00:44:58,729 --> 00:45:01,163
Rod, we're really gonna do this jump.
642
00:45:01,265 --> 00:45:03,995
Of course we are, Kevin.
We're geniuses!
643
00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:07,593
Oh, heads up.
644
00:45:08,305 --> 00:45:09,294
Oh, man.
645
00:45:53,117 --> 00:45:54,778
This guy's a moron!
646
00:45:54,885 --> 00:45:55,909
Shut up!
647
00:46:00,524 --> 00:46:02,048
You suck!
648
00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:09,425
We're all laughing at Rod!
649
00:46:12,369 --> 00:46:13,996
The devil's lies
650
00:46:15,072 --> 00:46:19,441
Run, red man
Run for your life
651
00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:26,473
Oh, my God. Bear.
No, there's a bear. Bear!
652
00:46:27,217 --> 00:46:28,878
Kevin, turn it off!
653
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,020
- Rod...
- I said, turn it off!
654
00:46:33,257 --> 00:46:35,452
I try to drink at least two a day.
655
00:46:37,661 --> 00:46:39,925
Oh, yeah!
656
00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:42,489
My Native American healer...
657
00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:49,231
Hey, what happened to the crazy movie!
658
00:46:49,339 --> 00:46:51,432
Take it easy! Whoa, whoa.
659
00:46:52,676 --> 00:46:54,144
What the hell was that all about?
660
00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:54,371
What the hell was that all about?
661
00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:56,810
Rod, I'm sorry.
I don't know what they're laughing at.
662
00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:58,541
Your video made me look like an idiot!
663
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:01,846
- I didn't mean to.
- What was it, Kev? Jealousy?
664
00:47:01,952 --> 00:47:04,921
You couldn't take everyone loving
my stunts and thinking you're short?
665
00:47:05,022 --> 00:47:06,785
- I'm not short.
- Yes, you are!
666
00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:08,323
No, I'm not!
667
00:47:08,725 --> 00:47:10,215
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, guys.
668
00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:11,385
- Oh, you guys.
- Come on, they're serious,
669
00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:12,928
let them work it out.
Let them work it out.
670
00:47:13,030 --> 00:47:13,997
Let them work it out.
671
00:47:15,699 --> 00:47:18,031
Okay, I'm out. Peace, I'm out.
672
00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:21,334
What do you want?
673
00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:45,125
Come sit down, honey.
674
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,461
I failed, Mom.
675
00:47:53,904 --> 00:47:57,396
I lost all the money
and people laughed at my stunts.
676
00:47:57,507 --> 00:48:00,101
Dad would've been ashamed of me.
677
00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:03,478
Rod, there's something
I have to tell you.
678
00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:07,009
Something that I should've told you
a long time ago.
679
00:48:07,117 --> 00:48:08,311
What?
680
00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:12,286
I haven't been completely honest
with you about your father.
681
00:48:12,990 --> 00:48:15,288
You see, he wasn't a stuntman.
682
00:48:15,926 --> 00:48:17,086
What?
683
00:48:17,194 --> 00:48:19,526
He was a cashier in a tire shop.
684
00:48:21,098 --> 00:48:23,191
But what about the picture?
685
00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:25,029
It was just a picture.
686
00:48:25,135 --> 00:48:29,265
Evel Knievel came to town, and
he posed with everyone in the store.
687
00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:32,103
You lied.
688
00:48:32,209 --> 00:48:34,268
You had such an imagination as a boy,
689
00:48:34,378 --> 00:48:35,868
and when you saw that picture
690
00:48:35,979 --> 00:48:38,948
you started to make up
these wonderful stories.
691
00:48:39,049 --> 00:48:42,507
And I didn't have the heart to tell you
it wasn't true.
692
00:48:42,819 --> 00:48:45,049
You have to believe me.
I did it out of love.
693
00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:48,153
So, how did he die?
694
00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:50,089
He choked on some pie.
695
00:48:50,193 --> 00:48:52,821
What? Come on. Seriously?
696
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:55,455
He wanted to win that contest so badly.
697
00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:57,033
Well,
698
00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:01,795
I guess if he wasn't a stuntman,
then neither am I.
699
00:49:02,539 --> 00:49:03,733
Rod.
700
00:49:04,741 --> 00:49:05,969
Rod!
701
00:49:07,444 --> 00:49:09,378
You did the right thing, honey.
702
00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:42,877
There he is.
703
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,743
Rod! Hey, Rod!
704
00:49:44,848 --> 00:49:46,110
Hold it right there, Rod.
705
00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:49,049
What in the hell
do you think you're doing?
706
00:49:49,152 --> 00:49:50,551
Grocery shopping.
707
00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,315
I don't understand, Rod.
708
00:49:52,422 --> 00:49:56,688
I'm not a stuntman, Dave. I never was.
Just a normal dude.
709
00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:59,658
Well, what the hell are we supposed to
do, huh? Where's that leave us?
710
00:49:59,763 --> 00:50:01,253
I dunno, Rico. You tell me.
711
00:50:01,365 --> 00:50:03,595
What ever happened to
"Live as a team, die as a team?"
712
00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:06,726
It's a sham, okay?
There's no such thing as a team.
713
00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,031
You live and die alone.
714
00:50:08,138 --> 00:50:11,869
Do you see what you're doing to him?
You're making him upset.
715
00:50:11,975 --> 00:50:13,738
How important is this to you? Huh?
716
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,675
I don't even cry, and look at me.
717
00:50:15,779 --> 00:50:17,804
You're about to make
tears come out of my face.
718
00:50:17,914 --> 00:50:19,677
I'm sorry, okay?
This isn't what I wanted.
719
00:50:19,783 --> 00:50:21,683
Who am I supposed to build ramps for?
720
00:50:21,785 --> 00:50:24,583
Who am I supposed to
build ramps for now?
721
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:28,521
I just wanna be friends, Rod.
722
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,323
I want us to...
723
00:50:32,929 --> 00:50:34,362
For serious.
724
00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:43,198
You wanna know
why I joined the crew, Rod?
725
00:50:43,306 --> 00:50:44,898
It's 'cause ever since we were kids,
726
00:50:45,008 --> 00:50:48,171
you've always done exactly
what you wanted to do.
727
00:50:48,612 --> 00:50:53,311
And everybody else just grew up,
and got boring, and sold out.
728
00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:56,011
But you stayed exactly the same.
729
00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:57,984
Who cares what anyone thinks?
730
00:50:58,088 --> 00:51:01,421
You don't get it, do you, Denise?
I used to be legit.
731
00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:04,925
In fact, I was too legit.
732
00:51:05,028 --> 00:51:07,189
I was too legit to quit.
733
00:51:07,297 --> 00:51:09,788
But now I'm not legit.
734
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,834
I'm un-legit.
735
00:51:11,935 --> 00:51:14,369
And for that reason, I must quit.
736
00:51:14,471 --> 00:51:15,529
You don't mean that.
737
00:51:15,639 --> 00:51:17,004
Yeah. I do.
738
00:51:18,942 --> 00:51:20,307
Stay sweet.
739
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:53,406
- Hello?
- Rod. Hey, buddy, it's Dave.
740
00:51:54,211 --> 00:51:56,270
- From the crew.
- Yeah?
741
00:51:56,379 --> 00:51:57,607
Hey, man, what's going on, man?
742
00:51:57,714 --> 00:52:00,706
I just, you know, wanted to call,
see how you're doing.
743
00:52:00,817 --> 00:52:03,285
Maybe you'd wanna hang out,
you know?
744
00:52:03,386 --> 00:52:05,183
Possibly take me to the hospital?
745
00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:07,916
- You know? If you're free.
- Is everything okay?
746
00:52:08,024 --> 00:52:10,925
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
Everything's great.
747
00:52:11,027 --> 00:52:14,326
No, no. But, you know, it's probably
just precautionary, you know.
748
00:52:14,431 --> 00:52:15,830
If you just wanna swing by, man,
749
00:52:15,932 --> 00:52:17,365
I'd totally appreciate it.
750
00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:20,402
Yeah, sure. Just give me a minute.
751
00:52:20,937 --> 00:52:23,929
Rod, thank you so much...
752
00:52:41,057 --> 00:52:43,048
Hey, Rod. Thanks for the ride...
753
00:52:44,694 --> 00:52:45,991
Hey, buddy, how's it going?
754
00:52:46,096 --> 00:52:48,428
Dave, what happened to your eye?
755
00:52:48,532 --> 00:52:49,658
- This?
- Yeah.
756
00:52:49,766 --> 00:52:51,529
- Is it really noticeable?
- Yeah.
757
00:52:51,635 --> 00:52:56,038
Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous.
Well, I got off work early.
758
00:52:56,139 --> 00:52:59,040
And you know my buddy, Derrick?
Well, he was like...
759
00:52:59,142 --> 00:53:02,407
"I've got this acid, but I can't do it."
760
00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:03,536
And I was all like,
761
00:53:03,647 --> 00:53:05,740
"Well, I'll do it."
762
00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,308
So I did it.
763
00:53:09,553 --> 00:53:12,989
And by the time I got on
my banana board, man, I was...
764
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:16,159
I was tripping balls pretty hard, man.
765
00:53:17,460 --> 00:53:19,985
So, I decided to get on my
bench grinder
766
00:53:20,096 --> 00:53:23,190
and a piece of metal flew up
and hit me right in the eye.
767
00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:24,528
It was pretty awesome.
768
00:53:24,634 --> 00:53:26,829
And that brings us to now.
769
00:53:26,937 --> 00:53:30,100
Yeah, well, just try and relax.
770
00:53:30,774 --> 00:53:33,299
Can do, man. Can do.
771
00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:38,438
I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod.
772
00:53:38,648 --> 00:53:42,641
You look like a giant eagle
with fire all around you
773
00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:46,088
and you've got a mountain for a face.
774
00:53:46,189 --> 00:53:48,089
I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.
775
00:53:48,191 --> 00:53:51,160
Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird
seeing you drive this minivan.
776
00:53:51,261 --> 00:53:54,355
Yeah, well, it's my mom's.
777
00:53:56,466 --> 00:53:58,127
Balls, man!
778
00:53:59,102 --> 00:54:00,967
Man, we just ran over a small bus.
779
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,005
This really small bus,
we just ran over it.
780
00:54:03,106 --> 00:54:04,368
I didn't see anything.
781
00:54:04,474 --> 00:54:06,499
Hey, we're here.
782
00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:08,942
Seriously, man, this is, like,
783
00:54:09,045 --> 00:54:12,708
one of the top ten nicest things
anybody has ever done for me.
784
00:54:12,816 --> 00:54:14,613
Don't worry about it.
785
00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:23,559
Hey,
786
00:54:24,194 --> 00:54:27,322
I know things are feeling
pretty bad for you right now,
787
00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:31,696
what with your biological dad not being
a real stuntman and whatnot, but,
788
00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:35,830
I dunno, the way I look at it,
you've still got this other dad at home,
789
00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:39,238
sick in bed,
and you sure do love him, man.
790
00:54:39,342 --> 00:54:41,708
And if he's sick, and you've got
the talent to make him better,
791
00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:44,109
well, that's pretty special.
792
00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:46,774
And to deny that would just be
793
00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:48,812
dumb.
794
00:54:49,919 --> 00:54:52,649
All right. Take it easy, mountain-face!
795
00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:59,428
- Hospital?
- Trash can!
796
00:55:01,531 --> 00:55:03,328
Sweet. Thanks, buddy.
797
00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:19,312
Teacher, there are things
798
00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:22,214
That I don't wanna learn
799
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:26,114
'Cause there ain't no joy
800
00:55:26,923 --> 00:55:28,857
For an uptown...
801
00:55:35,932 --> 00:55:37,229
Hey.
802
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,059
Hey.
803
00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:40,899
So, look,
804
00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:46,436
I was way out of line, and I'm sorry.
805
00:55:47,510 --> 00:55:48,875
It's okay.
806
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:51,275
Sorry about your dad.
807
00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:53,543
Thanks.
808
00:55:54,984 --> 00:55:57,817
So, cool beans?
809
00:55:58,788 --> 00:56:00,153
Cool beans.
810
00:56:01,691 --> 00:56:02,817
Cool beans.
811
00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:04,990
Cool beans.
812
00:56:05,562 --> 00:56:06,654
Cool beans.
813
00:56:06,763 --> 00:56:08,162
- Cool beans.
- Cool beans.
814
00:56:08,264 --> 00:56:10,027
- Cool beans.
- Cool beans.
815
00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:11,858
- Cool, cool.
- Bean, beans.
816
00:56:11,968 --> 00:56:12,935
- Cool.
- Beans.
817
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:14,663
- Cool, cool.
- Beans, beans.
818
00:56:14,771 --> 00:56:15,738
- Cool...
- Beans.
819
00:56:15,839 --> 00:56:17,431
- Cool, cool
- Beans, beans
820
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:18,507
- Cool
- Beans
821
00:56:18,608 --> 00:56:21,270
- Cool
- Beans
822
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:22,936
- Cool, cool
- Beans, beans
823
00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:24,070
- Cool
- Beans
824
00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:25,772
- Cool, cool
- Beans, beans
825
00:56:25,882 --> 00:56:26,871
- Cool
- Beans
826
00:56:26,983 --> 00:56:28,678
- Cool, cool
- Beans, beans
827
00:56:28,785 --> 00:56:29,752
- Cool
- Beans
828
00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:31,684
- Cool, cool, cool
- Beans
829
00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:33,016
Cool beans!
830
00:56:36,192 --> 00:56:38,387
So, cool beans?
831
00:56:38,828 --> 00:56:41,092
Yeah. Cool beans.
832
00:56:41,197 --> 00:56:43,961
Good.
Because I have some exciting news.
833
00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:45,289
So, before the screening,
834
00:56:45,435 --> 00:56:47,733
I took the liberty of posting
some of the stunt footage online.
835
00:56:47,837 --> 00:56:48,963
Great.
836
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,437
Well, I guess people
liked what they saw,
837
00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:52,235
because it started to get sent around.
838
00:56:52,342 --> 00:56:53,832
As of this morning,
it's been downloaded
839
00:56:53,943 --> 00:56:56,309
over 100,000 times.
840
00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:57,539
Seriously?
841
00:56:57,647 --> 00:57:02,311
Yeah. It's bouncing around the web like
a beach ball at a Nickelback concert.
842
00:57:02,619 --> 00:57:04,610
But that's not even the best part.
843
00:57:04,721 --> 00:57:06,552
KNER called us.
844
00:57:06,656 --> 00:57:09,284
- The AM radio station?
- Yeah.
845
00:57:09,392 --> 00:57:11,952
They heard about the web stuff,
and how we're trying to save Frank
846
00:57:12,061 --> 00:57:13,494
and they wanna sponsor the bus jump,
847
00:57:13,596 --> 00:57:16,030
with all the proceeds going
to Frank's surgery.
848
00:57:16,132 --> 00:57:18,123
And what'd you tell them?
849
00:57:19,903 --> 00:57:22,201
I think you'll be needing this.
850
00:57:47,497 --> 00:57:49,158
Oh, hey, Mr. Pasternack.
851
00:57:49,732 --> 00:57:51,199
Hey, Kevin.
852
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:55,101
Hi. Mr. Pasternack, I'd like
to introduce you to my brother, Rod.
853
00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:57,139
- Pleasure to meet you, son.
- Hi.
854
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,834
Mr. Pasternack is the owner of
the radio station that's funding the jump.
855
00:57:59,943 --> 00:58:01,808
And I'm the number one DJ.
856
00:58:01,911 --> 00:58:03,344
No shit.
857
00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:07,238
I've gotta tell you, boys, I couldn't be
more excited about this jump.
858
00:58:07,350 --> 00:58:11,719
When people hear me describing it over
the radio, they are going to remember
859
00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:16,451
that AM radio is a viable and modern
source for news and entertainment.
860
00:58:16,559 --> 00:58:18,186
Totally.
861
00:58:18,294 --> 00:58:20,421
I used to be number one in this town,
862
00:58:20,530 --> 00:58:22,828
but people don't listen to AM
like they used to.
863
00:58:22,932 --> 00:58:25,765
Seems like it's more
about FM and color TV.
864
00:58:25,869 --> 00:58:28,030
- That's stupid.
- It sure is, Kevin.
865
00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:32,073
In fact, I've got a tattoo here
that fully illustrates my point.
866
00:58:32,175 --> 00:58:36,612
It's of this rebellious young man,
and he's urinating on an FM radio.
867
00:58:36,713 --> 00:58:40,342
And then this other stream of urine is
going onto that television set.
868
00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:41,940
Implausible, I know,
869
00:58:42,085 --> 00:58:44,383
but I like to imagine
that he had sex the night before,
870
00:58:44,487 --> 00:58:47,718
and now a little bit of residue
is blocking his urethra,
871
00:58:47,824 --> 00:58:50,486
allowing the urine to flow
in two separate directions.
872
00:58:50,593 --> 00:58:54,529
You may also note that an AM radio
is sitting, safely dry, in the middle.
873
00:58:54,631 --> 00:58:56,428
It's on a little magic carpet there.
874
00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:58,626
Oh, yeah, look at that.
875
00:58:58,735 --> 00:59:03,468
Now, Rod, I've spent
the station's last $15,000 on this.
876
00:59:03,573 --> 00:59:06,906
So it has to be a big success.
You understand?
877
00:59:07,010 --> 00:59:09,740
- You can count on me, sir.
- Excellent.
878
00:59:09,846 --> 00:59:13,942
This is the big one, boys.
This is the one that brings us back.
879
00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:18,380
Soon, AM radio will reign king
once more!
880
00:59:35,872 --> 00:59:38,033
Honey, your phone's ringing.
881
00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:39,731
What?
882
00:59:40,109 --> 00:59:41,974
Don't worry, I got it.
883
00:59:45,381 --> 00:59:46,348
Hello.
884
00:59:46,449 --> 00:59:48,610
Hi, may I speak to Denise, please?
885
00:59:48,718 --> 00:59:51,585
No, she's in the can.
Can I take a message?
886
00:59:51,688 --> 00:59:53,656
- Jonathan?
- Yup.
887
00:59:53,756 --> 00:59:55,587
Okay. You got a pen?
888
00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:57,557
Yes, sir. Got one right here.
889
00:59:57,660 --> 00:59:59,093
The message is,
890
00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:00,924
"Denise, it's Rod.
891
01:00:01,030 --> 01:00:05,899
"I'm jumping 15 buses tomorrow at
the fairgrounds. Hope you can make it."
892
01:00:06,002 --> 01:00:08,903
Fifteen buses.
893
01:00:09,005 --> 01:00:10,768
Wait, did you really write it down,
894
01:00:10,873 --> 01:00:13,068
or are you just waving your arm
around in the air?
895
01:00:13,176 --> 01:00:16,634
Come on.
Rod, you've got some imagination, kid.
896
01:00:16,746 --> 01:00:18,680
Don't worry about it.
I'm gonna get her the message.
897
01:00:18,781 --> 01:00:20,043
Okay.
898
01:00:21,484 --> 01:00:23,076
Who was that?
899
01:00:23,186 --> 01:00:24,676
Wrong number.
900
01:00:35,898 --> 01:00:37,422
I give the old man a week.
901
01:00:37,533 --> 01:00:39,501
Really insensitive, Bob.
902
01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:47,306
He's had a bad day.
903
01:00:47,944 --> 01:00:50,208
Maybe you should sit with him.
904
01:01:04,594 --> 01:01:05,959
Hey, Frank.
905
01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:09,695
I know you're not feeling so good,
but I need you to hold on a little longer.
906
01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:12,868
The big jump's tomorrow.
907
01:01:13,603 --> 01:01:15,127
We're gonna sell tickets
908
01:01:15,238 --> 01:01:17,798
and people are gonna hear about it
at home on the AM radio
909
01:01:17,907 --> 01:01:19,602
and donate money.
910
01:01:19,976 --> 01:01:21,671
It's basically the perfect plan.
911
01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:27,180
You're gonna get yourself killed.
912
01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:31,442
Well, I'd rather die than live in a world
where I can't kick your ass.
913
01:01:35,925 --> 01:01:36,983
Rod.
914
01:01:39,996 --> 01:01:41,054
What?
915
01:01:41,164 --> 01:01:43,530
You know why I've been so hard on you?
916
01:01:43,633 --> 01:01:48,093
Because when I'm gone, you're gonna
have to be the man around here.
917
01:01:48,638 --> 01:01:54,235
Frank, if I do land this jump,
will you respect me?
918
01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:05,877
Not until you beat me in a fight,
you pathetic washout.
919
01:02:06,289 --> 01:02:08,553
I can't wait to punch your face in.
920
01:02:08,758 --> 01:02:11,090
And I can't wait for you to try.
921
01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:05,231
What the hell? Was that because of us?
922
01:05:05,334 --> 01:05:09,065
I dunno, man. It started off
super positive, then it just got crazy.
923
01:05:09,171 --> 01:05:10,638
I did not like that at all.
924
01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,833
No, Kev. None of us did.
925
01:05:12,942 --> 01:05:15,376
Yeah, it was totally messed up.
926
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:18,847
It's disgusting how people will just,
you know, take something good
927
01:05:18,948 --> 01:05:21,348
- and just take advantage of a situation.
- Yeah.
928
01:05:21,450 --> 01:05:23,782
There was no time to do anything,
except just leave
929
01:05:23,886 --> 01:05:26,411
and just hope that you're not hurt.
930
01:05:26,522 --> 01:05:27,784
It's great to have you guys back,
by the way.
931
01:05:27,890 --> 01:05:29,016
- Well, thank you, man.
- Feels good to be back.
932
01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,389
- So, you wanna...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
933
01:05:31,494 --> 01:05:35,692
The dog walked itself home,
ate a pizza, and took a nap.
934
01:05:36,032 --> 01:05:39,092
In local news,
self-proclaimed stuntman Rod Kimble
935
01:05:39,201 --> 01:05:42,602
is going to attempt to jump
fifteen buses today.
936
01:05:42,705 --> 01:05:44,730
We would bring you
coverage of the jump,
937
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:49,937
but apparently an AM radio station
has the exclusive broadcasting rights.
938
01:05:50,046 --> 01:05:52,378
In other news, riots broke out...
939
01:05:52,481 --> 01:05:53,539
Terrific.
940
01:05:54,216 --> 01:05:56,013
Buckle your seatbelts
and open your ears,
941
01:05:56,118 --> 01:05:59,451
it's a jump for the ages today
on KNER AM.
942
01:05:59,555 --> 01:06:03,548
But first, here's Duke Wentworth
with A Jim-Jam Jubilee.
943
01:06:04,694 --> 01:06:07,219
- All right, there you go.
- Here, Rod.
944
01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:08,763
- Cool, what's your name?
- Matt.
945
01:06:08,864 --> 01:06:13,392
Matt. You are cool. Don't be like Frank.
946
01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:15,894
Rod. There you go.
947
01:06:16,005 --> 01:06:17,233
Thanks, Rod.
948
01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:20,104
All right, thanks, guys.
And don't let your dads eat pie.
949
01:06:20,209 --> 01:06:21,904
Hey, Kev.
950
01:06:22,411 --> 01:06:25,005
- Have you seen Denise anywhere?
- No, I haven't seen her all day.
951
01:06:30,386 --> 01:06:33,116
- What was that?
- We just hit a raccoon.
952
01:06:33,689 --> 01:06:35,520
Jonathan, don't you think
we should stop?
953
01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:38,287
Oh, trust me, babe. That raccoon
would not have stopped for us.
954
01:06:38,394 --> 01:06:39,554
Are you serious?
955
01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:42,995
Oh, my God. I can't wait to tell Sullivan.
He'll be so psyched.
956
01:06:46,435 --> 01:06:49,893
I'm gonna grab a Vitaminwater.
Should I make that dos?
957
01:06:50,206 --> 01:06:51,571
No, thanks.
958
01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:53,005
Coolio.
959
01:06:53,676 --> 01:06:55,439
Hey, maybe I'll get a box of dong bags
960
01:06:55,544 --> 01:06:57,409
so we can knock boots later,
what do you think?
961
01:07:00,449 --> 01:07:03,043
Truly a momentous day for listening
962
01:07:03,252 --> 01:07:06,881
as stuntman Rod Kimble
will jump 15 buses
963
01:07:06,989 --> 01:07:09,082
in a last-ditch effort
to save his stepfather.
964
01:07:09,191 --> 01:07:10,522
My oops, forgot my wallet.
965
01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:12,526
Jonathan, Rod's doing the jump.
966
01:07:12,628 --> 01:07:14,687
Oh, my God, who cares?
967
01:07:14,797 --> 01:07:16,822
Babe, why do you hang
with those nerds?
968
01:07:17,466 --> 01:07:18,899
I like those nerds.
969
01:07:19,001 --> 01:07:21,196
Well, guess what?
You're embarrassing yourself.
970
01:07:21,837 --> 01:07:25,295
It's only embarrassing if you care
what people think.
971
01:07:25,408 --> 01:07:27,069
That's a good one. I like that.
972
01:07:27,943 --> 01:07:30,343
- Babe?
- Goodbye.
973
01:07:30,613 --> 01:07:32,513
Babe, wait. Babe, wait.
974
01:07:32,615 --> 01:07:35,709
Babe, wait! Babe!
975
01:07:35,818 --> 01:07:38,480
Babe, wait! Babe. Babe. Babe.
976
01:07:38,587 --> 01:07:41,385
Babe! Babe, wait. Babe, no!
977
01:07:41,490 --> 01:07:43,390
Babe, no! Babe, no!
978
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:47,928
Babe!
979
01:07:48,030 --> 01:07:51,727
Babe, babe, babe! No, babe!
980
01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:53,092
Wait!
981
01:08:03,145 --> 01:08:04,305
No way.
982
01:08:04,413 --> 01:08:05,880
You're gonna look
like a champion, Rod.
983
01:08:05,981 --> 01:08:08,279
You guys, this thing is number one.
984
01:08:08,384 --> 01:08:10,375
- Wait, Rod, there's more.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
985
01:08:10,486 --> 01:08:13,114
We were worried that the moped
might not be fast enough
986
01:08:13,222 --> 01:08:15,349
to clear the jump, so...
987
01:08:18,527 --> 01:08:19,858
No way.
988
01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:23,732
Whoa.
989
01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:26,260
Dave, this thing is number one!
990
01:08:26,368 --> 01:08:29,394
Now, I know she doesn't look like much,
but trust me, man.
991
01:08:29,505 --> 01:08:32,133
- She's got some kick. A lot.
- All right.
992
01:08:32,241 --> 01:08:33,435
There's one more thing, Rod.
993
01:08:33,542 --> 01:08:36,511
I know how you like explosions
and showmanship and stuff.
994
01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:38,773
So, I rigged the whole jump
with fireworks.
995
01:08:38,881 --> 01:08:40,041
Cool.
996
01:08:40,149 --> 01:08:42,982
And I got you this rock to represent
all my hard work.
997
01:08:43,085 --> 01:08:45,110
Oh, cool, Rico.
998
01:08:46,355 --> 01:08:47,686
That's number one.
999
01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:51,248
Yeah, you can pretty much just toss
that after the fireworks go off. It's cool.
1000
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:52,588
Thanks.
1001
01:08:53,496 --> 01:08:54,520
Thanks, all of you.
1002
01:09:33,602 --> 01:09:37,231
Okay, everyone. It's the moment
we've all been waiting for.
1003
01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:41,105
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you Rod Kimble!
1004
01:10:06,235 --> 01:10:07,497
He's going in circles!
1005
01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:12,529
Rod!
1006
01:10:13,709 --> 01:10:15,040
Rod!
1007
01:10:20,282 --> 01:10:21,249
Rod!
1008
01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:34,357
Who wants to see me do
a big-ass stunt?
1009
01:10:41,370 --> 01:10:43,565
Ladies and gentlemen.
1010
01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:45,840
What is destiny?
1011
01:10:46,442 --> 01:10:47,932
What is fate?
1012
01:10:48,444 --> 01:10:52,581
I dedicate this jump to fathers
and father figures everywhere.
1013
01:10:53,148 --> 01:10:59,712
I hope that in some small way
all of their sons manage to jump them.
1014
01:10:59,822 --> 01:11:03,258
Frank, I'm gonna get you better,
you old sack of shit.
1015
01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:08,922
And then I am gonna uncork the
ass-beating of a lifetime on you!
1016
01:11:09,031 --> 01:11:11,556
And you will respect me!
1017
01:11:11,667 --> 01:11:12,827
Peace!
1018
01:11:25,147 --> 01:11:28,207
Kimble clearly has a few issues
with his stepfather there.
1019
01:11:28,317 --> 01:11:30,547
But who doesn't? I know I do.
1020
01:11:35,391 --> 01:11:36,653
You got this, man!
1021
01:11:36,759 --> 01:11:40,251
Just remember.
Drive really, really, really fast, okay?
1022
01:11:40,362 --> 01:11:42,523
And hold on tight! You'll be fine!
1023
01:11:42,631 --> 01:11:44,895
I'm so nervous for you!
1024
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,992
And everybody here is!
We're nervous for you!
1025
01:11:48,103 --> 01:11:49,229
I was just in the bathroom,
1026
01:11:49,338 --> 01:11:52,899
and everybody's talking about
how crazy this is.
1027
01:11:53,008 --> 01:11:54,202
- Okay.
- Don't worry about it.
1028
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,904
You're gonna do great!
Now go kick those buses' ass!
1029
01:11:59,381 --> 01:12:01,872
You good?
1030
01:12:03,419 --> 01:12:06,855
Do you like stunts?
What about terminally ill stepfathers?
1031
01:12:07,289 --> 01:12:09,450
Well, if you answered yes to one
or both of those questions,
1032
01:12:09,558 --> 01:12:13,551
you couldn't have picked a better day
to stumble upon KNER radio.
1033
01:12:36,218 --> 01:12:37,651
Hey, Rod!
1034
01:12:37,753 --> 01:12:39,345
Denise. You came.
1035
01:12:39,455 --> 01:12:41,855
Of course.
1036
01:12:41,957 --> 01:12:43,083
Oh, wow.
1037
01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:44,489
Yeah.
1038
01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:48,929
- Denise, I don't know what I'm doing.
- What?
1039
01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:52,125
I mean, this jump is huge. I could die.
1040
01:12:53,435 --> 01:12:55,460
You're the bravest guy I know, Rod.
1041
01:12:57,439 --> 01:12:58,929
I don't know what to believe anymore.
1042
01:12:59,808 --> 01:13:01,867
Believe in this.
1043
01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:12,315
Oh, wait.
1044
01:13:12,421 --> 01:13:14,048
What? You don't...
1045
01:13:14,156 --> 01:13:17,455
No, I do. I do. I just...
1046
01:13:17,559 --> 01:13:20,858
- Your mouth was all open.
- Oh, God.
1047
01:13:20,963 --> 01:13:23,295
It was just like...
1048
01:13:23,599 --> 01:13:24,725
Anyways.
1049
01:13:29,538 --> 01:13:33,269
Oh, whoa, wait, what?
Why is Rod kissing his sister, man?
1050
01:13:33,375 --> 01:13:35,775
Denise isn't his sister.
1051
01:13:35,878 --> 01:13:38,346
- She's not?
- No.
1052
01:13:38,447 --> 01:13:40,608
Man, that shatters my entire universe.
1053
01:13:40,716 --> 01:13:42,946
I'm not saying
that kiss was hot, listeners,
1054
01:13:43,052 --> 01:13:47,182
but if the boner police are here,
I demand a lawyer!
1055
01:13:47,289 --> 01:13:50,122
- Good luck, Rod.
- Thanks.
1056
01:13:54,096 --> 01:13:57,327
All right, swing man. Back in business.
1057
01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,560
Hey, how are you?
1058
01:14:03,639 --> 01:14:06,904
Kimble's preparing
for his final approach.
1059
01:14:07,009 --> 01:14:11,537
Ascending the multiple ramp levels
to the tippy-top.
1060
01:14:42,044 --> 01:14:44,535
Why'd the numbers stop?
1061
01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:47,080
I guess people wanna see
what happens.
1062
01:14:50,085 --> 01:14:53,020
Souls of the animal kingdom.
1063
01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:59,618
Eagle, fox, bottlenose dolphin,
octopus, house cat.
1064
01:15:01,263 --> 01:15:03,527
Okay.
1065
01:15:03,632 --> 01:15:05,293
Let's jump this jump.
1066
01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:13,737
Come on, Rod!
1067
01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:19,541
Here he goes.
1068
01:15:21,016 --> 01:15:24,679
He's driving the bikey-thing
with his hands and legs.
1069
01:15:24,786 --> 01:15:27,016
This needs to be seen to be believed!
1070
01:15:28,023 --> 01:15:31,481
Three, two, one, liftoff!
1071
01:16:04,359 --> 01:16:06,793
Oh, he's like a broken doll.
1072
01:16:13,769 --> 01:16:15,236
Oh, this does not look good.
1073
01:16:15,337 --> 01:16:17,362
Rod's crew is running to his side.
1074
01:16:17,472 --> 01:16:19,997
I, for one, hope none of them had a fight
with Rod this morning,
1075
01:16:20,108 --> 01:16:22,303
because he is more than likely dead.
1076
01:16:22,444 --> 01:16:24,071
- Rod.
- Oh, no.
1077
01:16:25,447 --> 01:16:27,881
- Rod, are you okay? Can you hear me?
- Step aside, please.
1078
01:16:27,983 --> 01:16:30,474
Rod, stay away from the light, man.
Don't go towards that light.
1079
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,945
Rod?
1080
01:16:38,660 --> 01:16:39,649
Oh, God, he's probably having
1081
01:16:39,761 --> 01:16:42,594
some sort of profound,
out-of-body experience.
1082
01:16:56,478 --> 01:16:57,604
Hi.
1083
01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:06,516
Oh, yes. Yes.
1084
01:17:10,325 --> 01:17:11,383
Yes.
1085
01:17:12,561 --> 01:17:14,620
- I'm not getting any vitals.
- Oh, Rod.
1086
01:17:17,532 --> 01:17:18,590
Rod?
1087
01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:20,292
Finish him! Finish him!
1088
01:17:20,402 --> 01:17:22,063
Yes, taco!
1089
01:17:23,739 --> 01:17:25,832
Rod? Rod?
1090
01:17:25,941 --> 01:17:27,238
Denise?
1091
01:17:27,342 --> 01:17:28,809
Hoobastank.
1092
01:17:28,910 --> 01:17:30,707
He's alive.
1093
01:17:32,214 --> 01:17:35,012
Denise. You were right.
1094
01:17:35,117 --> 01:17:36,106
The taco won.
1095
01:17:37,386 --> 01:17:39,911
Okay, Rod. Okay.
1096
01:17:40,022 --> 01:17:41,046
Time to get up.
1097
01:17:41,156 --> 01:17:43,989
- No, no, Rod, don't move. Don't move.
- You could have internal injuries.
1098
01:17:44,092 --> 01:17:46,959
Sorry, guys. I'm walking out of here.
1099
01:17:47,062 --> 01:17:50,554
No, no, no. No, no, no, Rod.
1100
01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:51,690
Wait a minute.
1101
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:55,964
It appears Kimble is awake,
and he's trying to stand up.
1102
01:17:56,071 --> 01:17:58,471
Seriously, you're probably
hurt pretty bad.
1103
01:17:58,573 --> 01:18:00,200
I'd say definitely, Kevin.
1104
01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:03,403
I'd wager 10 to 20 broken bones,
minimum.
1105
01:18:05,013 --> 01:18:06,503
But life is pain
1106
01:18:06,615 --> 01:18:10,415
and we've got to scrape the joy out of it
every chance we get.
1107
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:12,953
- Excuse me.
- Okay.
1108
01:18:13,855 --> 01:18:15,220
Rod.
1109
01:18:15,490 --> 01:18:18,516
Rod! Rod! Rod!
1110
01:18:18,627 --> 01:18:22,461
The crowd is cheering Kimble
back to life.
1111
01:18:23,298 --> 01:18:26,324
Rod! Rod! Rod!
1112
01:18:28,970 --> 01:18:33,373
Rod! Rod! Rod!
1113
01:18:42,584 --> 01:18:45,075
And the phones are ringing off the hook!
1114
01:18:55,530 --> 01:18:59,466
Rod. Rod, look. Look.
1115
01:19:12,147 --> 01:19:13,978
We did it!
1116
01:19:18,019 --> 01:19:19,111
They've done it!
1117
01:19:19,221 --> 01:19:24,523
They've raised $50,000
for Frank's conveniently-priced surgery.
1118
01:19:30,632 --> 01:19:32,532
Rod, Rod! Over here!
1119
01:19:32,634 --> 01:19:34,226
We did it, Richardson!
1120
01:19:34,936 --> 01:19:36,904
Rod knows my name.
Rod knows my name.
1121
01:19:37,005 --> 01:19:38,063
Rod knows my name!
1122
01:19:38,173 --> 01:19:41,006
People are screaming
and jumping up and down.
1123
01:19:41,109 --> 01:19:43,304
The fairgrounds are literally shaking!
1124
01:19:44,913 --> 01:19:47,848
A cooked goose for everyone!
1125
01:19:47,949 --> 01:19:49,883
It's Ebenezer Scrooge!
1126
01:19:49,985 --> 01:19:52,783
Yes, a cooked goose.
1127
01:19:54,055 --> 01:19:55,920
Dave.
1128
01:20:29,891 --> 01:20:33,349
- Rod, do you really need to do this?
- Yes.
1129
01:20:33,462 --> 01:20:35,953
Come on, Rod. The doctor said
his heart's even stronger than before.
1130
01:20:36,064 --> 01:20:37,326
You're not gonna win.
1131
01:20:37,432 --> 01:20:39,593
Kevin, it's not up for discussion.
1132
01:20:41,903 --> 01:20:45,361
Gods of war!
1133
01:20:45,474 --> 01:20:47,942
May your hammer be mighty
1134
01:20:50,946 --> 01:20:52,208
Here I am, Frank.
1135
01:20:53,882 --> 01:20:57,443
Get ready to meet your maker. Oh, God!
1136
01:20:57,552 --> 01:20:59,281
We hadn't even started yet!
1137
01:20:59,387 --> 01:21:01,480
Never underestimate your opponent.
1138
01:21:07,462 --> 01:21:11,262
What's up now, Frank?
I'm doing this because I love you!
1139
01:21:17,472 --> 01:21:20,908
- Never underestimate your opponent.
- Well, well, well.
1140
01:21:21,009 --> 01:21:26,174
Finally, a fight I might actually...
1141
01:21:27,349 --> 01:21:29,909
- Got you.
- What the hell? Is that a throwing star?
1142
01:21:55,877 --> 01:21:58,311
Oh, hell, yeah, Roddy! Kick his ass!
1143
01:21:58,413 --> 01:22:00,711
Come on, old man! Come on!
1144
01:22:00,815 --> 01:22:03,648
Old man, young heart!
1145
01:22:05,554 --> 01:22:06,748
Good Lord!
1146
01:22:08,490 --> 01:22:11,823
Oh, shit. No mercy.
1147
01:22:12,694 --> 01:22:14,457
Guys, come on, come on. That's rented.
1148
01:22:17,032 --> 01:22:18,465
Jesus Christ.
1149
01:22:20,035 --> 01:22:21,798
He just rocked him with a brick!
1150
01:22:22,671 --> 01:22:23,797
Oh!
1151
01:22:25,307 --> 01:22:26,433
Here we go.
1152
01:22:28,276 --> 01:22:30,574
- Should we stop them?
- Oh, no, they're fine.
1153
01:22:36,818 --> 01:22:39,378
- Oh, no.
- Say it, Frank!
1154
01:22:39,487 --> 01:22:41,819
- Say I'm a man.
- Never.
1155
01:22:45,427 --> 01:22:48,260
- Say it!
- You're a man.
1156
01:22:48,363 --> 01:22:49,660
Say it again!
1157
01:22:50,899 --> 01:22:53,527
You're a man, son.
1158
01:22:58,139 --> 01:23:00,308
You've gotta be kidding me.
1159
01:23:00,508 --> 01:23:01,941
Yeah!