1 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:43,476 Kevin. Did we reinforce the take-off ramp? 2 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:45,438 Nah, we didn't have time. 3 00:00:47,313 --> 00:00:48,610 Cool. 4 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:59,317 Soul of an eagle. 5 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:17,002 Oh, shit. 6 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,046 Are you okay? 7 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:18,936 What's up, little riders? 8 00:02:19,038 --> 00:02:23,134 I'm jumping the public pool tomorrow. 2 bucks. Tell your friends. 9 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:31,149 Eat some smoke! 10 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:33,514 That's just a sample. 11 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,619 See you there. 12 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:49,960 Pink grapefruit. 13 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:51,195 Yes. 14 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:57,176 - Toasted marshmallow. - Yes. 15 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:58,776 Finish her off. 16 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:03,813 Raspberry? 17 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:06,042 Psych! Very Cherry. 18 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:07,278 A hundred straight. 19 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,290 I'm gonna go drop some dumpage. 20 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,456 - Voltron? - That's me. 21 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,496 - Hi, Dave. - How you doing, Cathy? 22 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,130 Why'd you call yourself Voltron? 23 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:22,360 I don't know. Maybe 'cause it's super badass. 24 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:26,270 - You're weird. - Hells, yeah, I am. 25 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:27,430 Yoo-hoo, shitheads. 26 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,633 I just found a bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. 27 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:31,141 Would you guys like to light them off? 28 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:33,542 All right, boys. Prepare to be dazzled. 29 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:48,687 Jumping the pool tomorrow! 30 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,278 God damn. Rod! 31 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:12,009 Mom? Have you seen my hip pads? 32 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:13,380 In the kitchen. 33 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:15,078 Rod, maybe you shouldn't fight Frank this week. 34 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,088 You know, you could rest up for the jump tomorrow. 35 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:21,183 Relax, Kev. I'm gonna win this time. I did, like, 40 crunches yesterday. 36 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:23,228 What is it with you two, anyway? 37 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:24,796 You wouldn't understand, Kevin. 38 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:26,956 He's your real dad so he automatically loves you. 39 00:04:27,066 --> 00:04:29,762 But he's my stepdad. I have to earn it. 40 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:35,841 Ancestors, protect me 41 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:38,936 May they protect you 42 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,083 Frank? 43 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:52,751 Frank. 44 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:57,856 Frank! 45 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,097 Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire. 46 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:03,998 - Sorry. - On your feet. 47 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,433 What's this? 48 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:12,204 Rhodesian fighting sticks. Very, very lethal. 49 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,939 Rhodesian. Of course. 50 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:18,445 Come on. 51 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:23,355 You are pathetic! 52 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:24,923 Stop, stop, I give up! I give up! 53 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,286 Yeah. 54 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,429 No, Frank! 55 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:37,665 Play the victim, and you will be the victim. 56 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,036 Very good, Frank. 57 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:43,364 Very impressive. Ultimate punch! 58 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:50,341 I'm gonna knock that ridiculous mustache 59 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:52,008 right off your face. 60 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,846 All great men have mustaches, Frank. 61 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:57,716 Yeah, but real men actually grow them. 62 00:05:57,824 --> 00:05:59,951 You know I have a hormone disorder! 63 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:06,863 You'll see, Frank. 64 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:10,197 One day, I'll punch you right in the face, and then you'll respect me. 65 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:13,033 I'll believe it when I see it, muchacho. 66 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:17,742 Take out the trash. 67 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:36,226 Nailed it. 68 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:40,660 Rod? 69 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,332 - Denise! - Hey! 70 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:47,698 How's it going? 71 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:48,774 Oh. 72 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:51,874 Great. Everything's going super great. 73 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:54,503 You look different. 74 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:57,640 Oh, really? Well, it's been a while. 75 00:06:58,217 --> 00:06:59,548 You look... 76 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,449 You look pretty much exactly the same. 77 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,850 Yeah. Thanks. 78 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:05,651 And I see you're still doing your stunts. 79 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:07,318 Big time. 80 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:09,760 Actually... 81 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:12,092 Here. Peep the strategy. 82 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,266 You're jumping the pool? Wow! 83 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,803 Yeah, it's the real deal. You should come. 84 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,998 Maybe I will. Thanks. 85 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:22,174 Cool. 86 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:30,142 Well, I gotta go. I gotta feed Buddy, but very nice to see you, Rod. 87 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:31,739 Yeah, you too. 88 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:35,018 You look pretty. 89 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,247 What did you say? 90 00:07:36,355 --> 00:07:39,415 I said you look shitty. Good night, Denise. 91 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:04,676 Hey, Pop. 92 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,416 It's me, Rod. 93 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,149 I sure wish you were alive. 94 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,285 You'd tell me how much you respect me 95 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:15,053 and we'd do stunts and grow mustaches together. 96 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,993 You may have died an anonymous stuntman, 97 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:21,498 but you live on through me. 98 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,700 I miss you, Daddy. 99 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:29,999 Hey, Rod? 100 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:31,633 Get out! 101 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:38,146 All right, everybody, let's clear the pool. 102 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,276 There's gonna be a jump. 103 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:44,083 Come on, seriously, guys. It's gonna be pretty amazing. 104 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,250 Okeydoke, Rod. It's regulation size. 105 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:50,256 Thanks, Rico. Hey, have you seen Kevin anywhere? 106 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:51,663 He's not here. 107 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,391 What do you mean he's not here? He's team manager. 108 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,626 - He has to be here. - I know, right? 109 00:09:00,239 --> 00:09:02,730 Richardson, out of the pool. Let's go. 110 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:04,002 No can do, Dave. 111 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,271 Come on, Richardson. You're being a tool, man. 112 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:09,604 There is no tool in this pool. 113 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:13,617 And I'd happily get out, if you let me join your crew. 114 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,451 You can't join the crew, Richardson. You don't do anything. 115 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:18,614 Oh, don't I? 116 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:32,630 You like what you see? 117 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:35,996 Hey. 118 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:37,370 Denise. Hey. 119 00:09:37,476 --> 00:09:40,206 Looks exciting. Is there anything I can do to help? 120 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,871 Oh, no, it's cool. 121 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:43,941 Stop it! 122 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,575 I think my crew's got it pretty much covered. 123 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,812 So... 124 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:54,690 - Good luck. - Don't worry, Denise. 125 00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:57,455 I've done this before. 126 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,442 Totem spirit, fox. 127 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:38,293 Please, God, don't let me embarrass myself in front of Denise. 128 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:00,422 Hello? 129 00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:01,988 I'm home. 130 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,788 Kevin? 131 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:06,227 You missed the jump. 132 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:07,823 I totally landed it. 133 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,443 Rod, thank goodness you're home. 134 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:22,275 What's going on? Is this some sort of interactive theater art piece? 135 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:25,077 It's Frank. He's very sick. 136 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,742 What? Since when? 137 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,786 Since 21 years ago. 138 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,813 It's his heart. 139 00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:34,017 He needs a transplant, and our insurance won't cover it. 140 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:37,863 They say he's too high-risk. Oh, Rod. 141 00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:39,931 He doesn't have much time left. 142 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:41,891 No way. 143 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:45,459 We would've told you sooner, but we knew how much it would upset you. 144 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,801 So, you just decided to keep me and Kevin in the dark? 145 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:52,299 Oh, no, we told Kevin. We just didn't think you could handle it. 146 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:54,813 I can handle it. 147 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:58,643 I love you, Kevin. I want you to have my watch. 148 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,749 I love you, too, Dad. 149 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:02,480 Hold on, Frank! Don't die! 150 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,482 Let's let them talk. 151 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,057 Sorry, boy. My time's up. 152 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:08,991 But I still need to kick your ass. How can I do that if you're dead? 153 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,962 Well, then, I guess I'll die still champion. 154 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:15,192 No way. Let's do it right now. One more for the road. 155 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:18,737 Beating me wouldn't mean anything now. I'm all through. 156 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:22,433 All I want is to earn your respect, Frank. How can I do that if you won't fight me? 157 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:24,475 Well, maybe you should've thought of that 158 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,545 before you sucked at being a man all your life. 159 00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:30,945 Oh, my God. I hate you so much, I just wanna smash your face in. 160 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,348 Too late. I'm a dead man. 161 00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:36,318 What about the transplant? 162 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,482 Oh, sure. 50 grand. You gonna pay for it? 163 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,423 - No! - 'Course you're not. 164 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,722 Let's face it. You're a kid. 165 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:46,297 You live at home. You got no job. 166 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:49,890 All you're good for is goofing around with your friends on your moped. 167 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:53,836 You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid. I'm a man. 168 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:57,466 I am gonna get you better. And then I'm gonna beat you to death! 169 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,308 You couldn't beat a drum. 170 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:05,075 - Rod, are you okay? - I need to go to my quiet place! 171 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:24,284 Shit! 172 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,011 Oh, my God! 173 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:49,270 And that is how it's done. 174 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:50,609 Wow. 175 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,939 It's amazing. 176 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:53,109 That really hurt. 177 00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:55,277 Okay, you guys. Thanks for meeting me. 178 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,654 As you all know, I recently found out that my stepfather, Frank, 179 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,748 is on his deathbed. 180 00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:05,262 I needed to think last night, so I galloped into a wooded glen. 181 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,799 And after punch-dancing out my rage 182 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,301 and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, 183 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:15,069 I realized what has to be done. 184 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,302 We're gonna raise the money to save Frank's life. 185 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:20,878 Well, that's awesome, Rod, 186 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,847 but how exactly do you plan on doing that? 187 00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:25,610 One big jump, gentlemen. 188 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,749 The biggest jump this town's ever seen. 189 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,549 We're gonna jump 15 buses. 190 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,283 Whoa. Come on, Rod. 191 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,882 That's nearly as many as Evel Knievel jumped. 192 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,555 It's actually one more than Evel Knievel jumped, Rico. I know. 193 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,859 I checked. Online. 194 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,799 Now, I've gotta be in top physical form if we're gonna do this jump. 195 00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,734 - I'm sorry, Dave. - What's that? 196 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:47,965 Where are you going? 197 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:52,100 I'm sorry, man. I just realized, I'm late for work at the ice rink. 198 00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:54,302 - So, is that a problem? - Yes. 199 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:57,007 Now, this jump demands that I be in top physical condition. 200 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,107 I've already drafted a rough schedule of exercises 201 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,152 that will help us take things to the next level. 202 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:04,154 Once training is complete, we'll turn our attention to funding the jump. 203 00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:07,225 By my estimations, we'll need to raise around $5,000. 204 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,123 That includes bus rentals, ramp construction, 205 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,456 team hats and wrist bands, 206 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:12,291 and a $9 per diem for each crew member. 207 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,456 Now you're talking. 208 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,362 We're gonna have to raise money fast. 209 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,265 I'll drum up small-scale stunt work at birthday parties. 210 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,565 We're talking escape tricks, fire breathing. 211 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,333 Anything to please the rug rats. 212 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:26,138 Also, we're gonna have to organize a lot of shopping carts. 213 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:30,909 And we're gonna go through some trash for cans and newspaper to sleep on. 214 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,211 Hey! What are you guys doing? 215 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,413 Rod. 216 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:39,457 Once we've raised the money, we'll use it to put on the bus jump, 217 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,550 make $50,000, and save Frank's life. 218 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:43,787 Now, who's with me? 219 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,095 Let's celebrate. 220 00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,001 Buddy. Come on. 221 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,446 Hey, Rod. 222 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:14,859 Oh. 223 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:16,926 Denise, what's up? 224 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,189 Not much. 225 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,595 Funky fresh. 226 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:23,896 I heard about your plan to save Frank. I think that's great. 227 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:28,336 Oh, yeah. I'm mainly just doing that so I can kick his ass. 228 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,702 Right. 229 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:32,641 So, Denise, I think I know why you came over here. 230 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,040 - You do? - Yeah. 231 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,212 You wanna join my crew. 232 00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,881 I can't lie. I think it's a great idea. 233 00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:45,549 We could use someone with your college experience. 234 00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:50,151 - Cool. I'd love to join. - Whoa, whoa, Denise. Slow down. 235 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:54,790 You can't just waltz in off the street and demand to be in my crew. 236 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:59,394 - But I thought you... - Yeah, I know what you thought. 237 00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:04,766 But the fact is you can't join until you go through initiation. 238 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,468 All right. What's the initiation? 239 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,480 It's crazy. 240 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:13,745 It's like the craziest thing you could even imagine. 241 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,217 Okay. 242 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,685 Here we go. 243 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,752 Rod! Rod. 244 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:21,951 Welcome aboard. 245 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,654 I'm kind of grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 246 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:27,095 I was having those dreams again. 247 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:31,226 You know how it's just me in a castle. I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards. 248 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:34,271 The only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. 249 00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:37,171 And then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out 250 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,176 and wanted me just to have sex with them. 251 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,472 Which is kind of weird. 252 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,240 Hey, look at this, huh? 253 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,111 Hey, everybody. I've got some awesome news. 254 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,913 We have a new crew member today. Denise. 255 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,419 Hi, everyone. 256 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,079 So, I thought it'd be fun if we all went around 257 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,385 and said our name and a little something about ourselves. 258 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:56,518 I'll start. My name is Rod, 259 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,391 and I like to party. 260 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,158 All right, Dave. You're up. 261 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:04,099 Hi. My name is Dave, 262 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,899 and I like to party. 263 00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:10,771 No, Dave. I just said that I party, so maybe do something different from me. 264 00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:15,306 My name is Dave, and I am the stunt man. 265 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:18,008 You know what? Let's move on. Rico, you're up. 266 00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:21,878 Hello. I'm Rico, and I like to party. 267 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:24,717 Yeah. Rico? What did I just say to Dave? 268 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,014 - Who? - Dave. 269 00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:28,388 - I like to party. I'm Rod. - No. You're Kevin. 270 00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:30,620 Right. Kevin. I party. 271 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,721 No. No, you don't. Okay, nobody parties but me. 272 00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,697 Yes. And we party. 273 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,098 - No. - Yeah, just Rod. 274 00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:38,294 - Yes. - And me. 275 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,861 - No! I'm the only one who parties. - I'm pretty sure I've partied before. 276 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:45,137 No, Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party, okay? You do not party. 277 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,678 - You're right. Dave's the party guy. - Sweet. 278 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:51,340 Oh, my God. Shut up, okay? I'm just gonna do it for you. 279 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,850 Denise. This is the crew. 280 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:56,443 Dave's the mechanic. Rico makes the ramps. 281 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,682 And Kevin is team manager/videographer. 282 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,815 None of them party. Right? 283 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,025 Got it? 284 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:04,220 Okay. 285 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:06,729 Let's party. 286 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:10,358 Pools are perfect for holding water, man. 287 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:15,237 Man, I don't really know about having a girl on the team, man. 288 00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:17,836 All right, Rico, listen. 289 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:22,004 There's an ancient Italian maxim that roughly translates to, 290 00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:27,515 "He who is resistant to change is destined to perish." 291 00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:30,611 So, why don't you try to open up that mind of yours? You know? 292 00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:33,054 It's like, look at Kevin. I mean, he... 293 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:34,883 Real mature, man. 294 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,961 Yeah, don't you ever tell me how to live my life again. 295 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:40,757 Okay, you guys. 296 00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:44,495 If I'm gonna jump 15 buses, my body's gonna have to be in top physical form. 297 00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:47,697 Which brings us to our first exercise. Lung strengthening. 298 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,172 You guys are gonna hold me under water for 40 seconds. 299 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,970 That's 20 less than a minute. 300 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:54,272 My body's natural instinct is gonna be to resist. 301 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:57,246 But, no matter what, don't let up. 302 00:21:57,349 --> 00:22:00,716 If there's any problem at all, I will ring this bell. 303 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,234 Hey, Dave. Mom wants to know if your friends want some grape punch. 304 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,405 Maggie! Don't even ask. Just bring it. Come on. 305 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:33,418 Don't just stare at me! Go! Thank you. 306 00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,853 Soul of a bottlenose dolphin. 307 00:22:58,243 --> 00:22:59,267 Hey, y'all. 308 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,438 Mom said there wasn't enough grape, so it's mixed with cherry. Is that okay? 309 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,538 Yeah, fine, Maggie. Put it on the table. 310 00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:05,673 Which table? 311 00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:08,344 You tell me, Brainiac. It's your front yard, too. 312 00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:12,253 Hey, little girl! I don't want cherry. It upsets my stomach! 313 00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:17,660 37, 38, 39, 40. Okay. Let him up. 314 00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:22,459 Get him out, get him out, get him out! 315 00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:25,026 Get him up, get him up. 316 00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,236 Rod, can you hear me? Can you hear me? 317 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,003 Come on, Rod. 318 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:39,077 - Nice. - Oh, God. 319 00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,384 - Oh, man. - What happened? 320 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,978 You almost drowned. Denise just gave you mouth-to-mouth and saved you. 321 00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:50,885 Did it look like we were making out? 322 00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:53,161 A little bit. 323 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,493 Awesome. 324 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:57,562 Are you okay? 325 00:23:58,503 --> 00:24:00,869 Oh. Hey, Denise. What's up? 326 00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:03,964 Great. I'm just gonna go wash off this puke from my face. 327 00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:05,064 Cool. 328 00:24:07,979 --> 00:24:09,606 Speed management. 329 00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:11,243 G force. 330 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,240 Let's run it. 331 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:21,386 My safe word will be whiskey. 332 00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:23,790 Sorry, Rod. What was that? 333 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,725 Whiskey. 334 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,325 Don't you mean whiskey? 335 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,057 What? 336 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:31,328 - You're saying it weird. - Saying what weird? 337 00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:32,425 All of it. 338 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,868 Where do you get off? 339 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:37,703 I just don't get why you're saying it that way. 340 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,902 Why I'm saying what what way? 341 00:24:40,011 --> 00:24:42,741 - Forget it. - I will. I will forget it. 342 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:47,118 Denise. Would you kindly clear the wheels? 343 00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:52,786 Okay, here we go. On three. 344 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:54,818 One, 345 00:24:55,694 --> 00:24:57,525 - two... - Whoa, whiskey! 346 00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:59,119 Whiskey! 347 00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,859 Whiskey! 348 00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:03,594 Whiskey! 349 00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,761 Whiskey! 350 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,570 Oh, shit! 351 00:25:12,477 --> 00:25:13,603 Rod! 352 00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,372 Are you okay? 353 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,141 The safety word didn't help. 354 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:18,614 My trailer! What the hell? 355 00:25:18,717 --> 00:25:21,447 One of you is getting your dick-hole smashed! 356 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:29,353 I'm freaking pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day! 357 00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:30,695 Oh! 358 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,023 Man, he hit his ass with a parking cone. Nice! 359 00:25:33,131 --> 00:25:35,827 God, I go to church every goddamn Sunday! 360 00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,265 You gonna bring the demons out of me! 361 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,734 - All right, Rico. You got him. - Rico. 362 00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:41,601 Not with the trash can, buddy. No, no, come on. 363 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,106 - Trash! - All right, let's get him off of him. 364 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,575 - Okay, okay, okay. - No, no. No! 365 00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:49,643 This is my hat, now. 366 00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:51,875 This is totally my hat. 367 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:01,789 Thanks. 368 00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:07,326 So, how do you like being in the crew so far? 369 00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:10,730 - It's been interesting. - Told you. 370 00:26:13,838 --> 00:26:15,066 Stop it. 371 00:26:17,208 --> 00:26:18,607 Hey, Denise? 372 00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:22,169 There's something I wanted to ask you. 373 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,406 Yeah? 374 00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:25,577 Well... 375 00:26:26,651 --> 00:26:30,280 I couldn't help but notice that we've both matured a lot, 376 00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:32,087 physically. 377 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:36,125 And I was just wondering if maybe... 378 00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:38,092 Hey, Rod. What's that song called, 379 00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:39,857 about the grandma getting run over by a reindeer? 380 00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:44,200 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer? 381 00:26:44,302 --> 00:26:45,530 No. 382 00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:48,901 Jonathan. 383 00:26:51,643 --> 00:26:53,804 Hey, what are you doing? I thought you were at work. 384 00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:56,676 Wanted to come by and surprise my little girl. 385 00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:00,783 Hey, guys. 386 00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:03,319 This is Jonathan. He's visiting from the city. 387 00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:05,389 - What's up, fellas? - I'm gonna grab my jacket. 388 00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:06,457 Okay. 389 00:27:11,396 --> 00:27:12,795 So, what are you supposed to be? 390 00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:15,331 A stuntman. 391 00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:18,797 How about you, precious? 392 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,901 I'm a team manager. 393 00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:25,235 Wow. 394 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:28,042 Ready. 395 00:27:28,346 --> 00:27:30,007 Have a nice day, guys. 396 00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:31,682 Bye. 397 00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:35,079 Oh. Rod, what were you gonna ask me? 398 00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:37,245 Oh, right. 399 00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:40,256 I was going to ask you who you think would win 400 00:27:40,358 --> 00:27:44,761 in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich 401 00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:47,231 and a taco. 402 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:51,435 Is that really what you were gonna ask? 403 00:27:51,536 --> 00:27:52,594 Yes. 404 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,635 Grilled cheese. But only in a fair fight. 405 00:27:57,742 --> 00:28:00,040 If it's prison rules, I'd take the taco. 406 00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:04,445 Wow. That's pretty racist, but correct. 407 00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:06,483 I'll see you guys. 408 00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:20,424 You know what car is super-overrated? 409 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,591 - What? - Corvette. 410 00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:25,128 You mean, like the one Jonathan was driving? 411 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,832 Is that what he was driving? 412 00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:31,708 Must've been what reminded me. 413 00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:34,176 I don't know, I thought it was kind of cool. 414 00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:36,873 Okay, boys. Now, this is the first time 415 00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:40,007 your father's feeling well enough to sit with us at the dinner table. 416 00:28:40,118 --> 00:28:44,646 So I want everyone to promise me, no fighting. 417 00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:48,716 What're you looking at me for? Kevin could fight him. 418 00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:50,954 - I promise not to fight him. - Thank you, Kevin. 419 00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:52,689 - Rod? - Fine, I promise. 420 00:28:52,797 --> 00:28:53,855 Thank you. 421 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:56,926 Hi, Kevin. 422 00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:58,195 Hey, Dad. 423 00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:00,464 Thank you, dear. 424 00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:03,533 Frank. 425 00:29:08,646 --> 00:29:10,079 So, Frank. 426 00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:13,082 I'm sure you've heard the plan to get you a new heart is going great. 427 00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:14,378 Nope. 428 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:15,919 Well, it is. 429 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,612 You can say thanks, if you wanted. 430 00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:19,349 No, I'm good. 431 00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:22,790 I know what you're doing, Frank. 432 00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:24,862 You're trying to make me lose my temper. 433 00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:27,022 But it's not gonna happen. 434 00:29:27,132 --> 00:29:30,363 I'm afraid cooler heads have prevailed. 435 00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:32,496 You're the devil! 436 00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:35,363 All right! That's enough. 437 00:29:35,473 --> 00:29:37,100 Frank, back to bed. 438 00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:38,732 Rod, outside. 439 00:29:38,843 --> 00:29:39,969 Fine. 440 00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:42,139 Have fun being married to Satan! 441 00:30:08,673 --> 00:30:10,163 Nice work, Rico! 442 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:26,584 So, Denise. Tell me about Jonathan. What's that dude all about? 443 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:30,419 Well, we've been going out for about a year. 444 00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:33,128 - And it's going well? - Yeah. Yeah. 445 00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:36,461 I mean, every relationship has its ups and downs, but... 446 00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:38,195 Right. I've heard that. 447 00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:40,271 And he's a nice guy? 448 00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:42,896 Oh, yeah. I mean, he's really smart. 449 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:46,170 He's actually in line to become a junior partner at his law firm. 450 00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:49,075 Right. Totally. You guys should break up. 451 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,307 - What? - Nothing. Hey, Dave's back. 452 00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:54,385 You guys, the bathroom here is nuts. 453 00:30:58,756 --> 00:31:00,087 What do I owe you? 454 00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:02,250 $7.25. 455 00:31:30,288 --> 00:31:31,721 So, 456 00:31:33,124 --> 00:31:34,148 hi. 457 00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:36,659 $2.39's your change. Thank you. 458 00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:40,796 We don't talk much, do we? Cathy, was it? 459 00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:43,492 I'm Rod. I do awesome stunts. 460 00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:46,536 All the time, with my friends. You probably didn't know that. 461 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:49,402 And you probably have lots of cool stuff about you that I don't know. 462 00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:52,135 The point is, if you don't sit down with someone and really talk 463 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,040 and get to know them, you never find those things out. 464 00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:58,340 So, what do you say? You wanna make this thing official? 465 00:31:58,449 --> 00:32:00,349 Are you asking me out? 466 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,245 Oh, Cathy! 467 00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:11,825 Wow, Rod. I can't believe she said yes. 468 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:15,627 Yeah, well, you have only to believe if you wish to achieve, Kevin. 469 00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:17,530 That rhymed. Unintentional. 470 00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:21,799 Man, Rod. I am just green with jealous rage right now. 471 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,199 - She's really pretty. - I know, D. 472 00:32:24,309 --> 00:32:27,301 But it's more than that with Cathy. It's emotional. 473 00:32:27,412 --> 00:32:29,107 She really gets me. 474 00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:31,579 Tell you what. Why don't you grab that brainy beau of yours 475 00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:33,446 and we'll make it a double date. 476 00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:34,540 Really? 477 00:32:34,652 --> 00:32:37,416 - Sure. - Okay. That sounds like fun. 478 00:32:37,522 --> 00:32:41,117 Great, because I also think it sounds like fun. 479 00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:42,685 A lot. 480 00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:53,734 Frank. 481 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,600 I know you're sleeping, 482 00:32:56,708 --> 00:33:00,769 but I just wanted you to know that training is going really great. 483 00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:03,937 My reflexes are sharp. 484 00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:07,040 I'm crazy agile. 485 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,181 And I have a date. 486 00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:15,318 So, anyways, that's the update. 487 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,656 Sleep tight. 488 00:33:20,264 --> 00:33:22,164 Who are you talking to? 489 00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:27,302 Oh, when you're going on a date 490 00:33:27,405 --> 00:33:29,032 You put on a shirt 491 00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:33,372 And you drive your bike to the date 492 00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:43,485 Looks like you got stood up, huh? 493 00:33:44,055 --> 00:33:45,682 No, she's coming. 494 00:33:46,057 --> 00:33:47,149 Okay. 495 00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:49,283 Hey, guys, can I take your order? 496 00:33:49,394 --> 00:33:50,793 No, we're actually waiting for... 497 00:33:50,895 --> 00:33:53,159 Yeah, we'll take three Flaming Dr. Peppers. 498 00:33:53,264 --> 00:33:54,322 Okay. 499 00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:55,865 So, Super Dave. 500 00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:58,663 Denise tells me you're working on some pretty big-time stuff. 501 00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:01,500 Yeah, well, I been doing stunts since I was a kid, 502 00:34:01,606 --> 00:34:03,904 so it's not really a big deal to me. 503 00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:05,908 Yeah, me neither. I was just being polite. 504 00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:07,637 But thanks for letting me off the hook. 505 00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:08,803 Jonathan. 506 00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:09,937 Here we go. 507 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,640 Oh, speak of diablo. 508 00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:13,614 Bombs away. 509 00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:20,752 Boom! There's the flavor! 510 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:28,958 So, how's your mom holding up, Rod? 511 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,934 Oh, pretty good, I guess. 512 00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:34,766 I mean, sometimes I think she's really sad. 513 00:34:34,872 --> 00:34:38,035 Holy shit, is that Sullivan? Sully! 514 00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:40,440 - Bro, no way! - No way, Sully. 515 00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:42,206 Babe, I gotta say "what up" to Sullivan. 516 00:34:42,313 --> 00:34:43,439 - Okay. - Sweet. 517 00:34:43,548 --> 00:34:46,984 Hey. Don't you two go falling in love while I'm gone. 518 00:34:48,352 --> 00:34:49,580 Like that'll happen. 519 00:34:49,687 --> 00:34:52,952 Sullivan, you chode! I owe you a shot to the nuts! 520 00:34:56,527 --> 00:34:59,121 Maybe you should call her, Rod. Just check in. 521 00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:02,927 Nah. She hates it when I try and keep tabs on her. So... 522 00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:11,274 Hey, Denise? 523 00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:13,605 Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? 524 00:35:13,711 --> 00:35:15,975 - No. - Oh, you've gotta see it. 525 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,570 He's super dead. 526 00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:22,976 - That's him? - Yeah. 527 00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:25,516 He looks so nice. 528 00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:27,084 He was a stuntman? 529 00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:28,920 Oh, yeah. 530 00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:33,424 He used to work for Evel Knievel, testing his bikes before big jumps. 531 00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:35,226 He would do the jumps first, to make sure they were safe 532 00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:38,427 and then let Evel come in and get all the glory. 533 00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:41,266 And, after a while, the old man said, 534 00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:44,535 "To hell with that. I want the credit I deserve." 535 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:49,239 So, one afternoon, he set out to jump ten milk trucks. 536 00:35:50,281 --> 00:35:54,980 He nailed the takeoff, but when he landed, something terrible happened. 537 00:35:55,953 --> 00:35:58,683 His front tire exploded like a cannonball 538 00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:01,986 and his handlebars went straight through his head. 539 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:04,123 Blood was everywhere. 540 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,490 His teeth were ground down to a powder 541 00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:12,333 and the front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. 542 00:36:14,772 --> 00:36:16,603 He died instantly, 543 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,434 the next day. 544 00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:21,402 That's horrible. 545 00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:23,111 I know. 546 00:36:23,214 --> 00:36:24,181 When my mom married Frank, 547 00:36:24,282 --> 00:36:27,843 I kept my dad's last name to honor his memory. 548 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:32,679 And every time I do a stunt, I know he's watching. 549 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:42,966 Okay, people, training's going great, but Frank's running out of time. 550 00:36:43,067 --> 00:36:45,160 So I'm officially kicking off phase two, 551 00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:47,964 Operation Fiscal Jackhammer. 552 00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:52,009 Starting right now, we're gonna fill this jug with 5 grand. 553 00:36:52,109 --> 00:36:53,474 Let's work! 554 00:37:29,814 --> 00:37:32,510 - All right. Who has the keys? - Oh, man. 555 00:37:32,617 --> 00:37:34,084 Rod, we're gonna be right there! 556 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:35,743 Oh, my God. Find them, find them! 557 00:37:39,657 --> 00:37:41,284 I found the key. 558 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,289 They grow up so fast. 559 00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:45,919 Get the fuck off my porch. 560 00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:47,298 Sounds good. 561 00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:50,660 Oh, no, Kevin! 562 00:38:58,969 --> 00:39:02,803 For he's a jolly good fellow 563 00:39:02,907 --> 00:39:06,070 For he's a jolly good fellow 564 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,805 For he's a jolly good fellow 565 00:39:08,913 --> 00:39:10,608 - Is everything ready? - Now? 566 00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:12,740 - No, not now! - Blow it now! 567 00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:29,656 - You're a terrible stuntman. - What? 568 00:39:30,634 --> 00:39:33,125 - You're a terrible stuntman! - What? 569 00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:35,496 You're a terrible stuntman! 570 00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:39,201 I'm just kidding. I can hear you. It was just really mean. 571 00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:44,913 Tai chi teaches that if you focus your body and mind, 572 00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:50,216 you'll be able to perform at the peak of your abilities. 573 00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:52,053 Yes, sensei. 574 00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:54,488 You don't have to call me sensei, Rod. 575 00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:56,219 Got it. 576 00:39:58,028 --> 00:40:00,292 Sensei, I have a question. 577 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:01,490 Is there a tai chi move 578 00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:04,500 that would make a grown man crap his pants, and not know why? 579 00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:08,197 I'm not gonna lie to you, Rod. That move does exist. 580 00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:11,137 But you're not ready for it yet. 581 00:40:12,109 --> 00:40:14,202 As you wish, sensei. 582 00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:18,407 Now we take the ball and we push the ball away. 583 00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:21,208 Yeah, we could. 584 00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:26,317 Or you could cut the kiddie stuff and show me the crap-yourself move. 585 00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:36,762 That didn't work. 586 00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:40,804 Anyways, I'm gonna get going, so, 587 00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:45,236 take it easy. I'm gonna go see what Frank's doing. 588 00:40:45,342 --> 00:40:46,866 You wanted to see it, Rod. 589 00:40:46,977 --> 00:40:51,004 Yeah, I did want you to show me, and you didn't, 'cause it didn't work. 590 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:54,084 So now I'm gonna go, 'cause there's nothing left for me to learn. 591 00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:57,382 Thank you, though, for trying. That was very nice of you to try. 592 00:40:58,689 --> 00:41:03,319 Please believe I do my laundry with no pants on 593 00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:10,029 Hey, half-brother. 594 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,431 What you working on? 595 00:41:11,535 --> 00:41:14,368 - Nothing. I'm just messing around. - Oh, yeah? 596 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,734 Let's take a look. 597 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,365 - Okay, but it's not really finished, so... - Got it. 598 00:41:21,879 --> 00:41:24,871 That's something else that I'm working on. For Mom. 599 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:26,643 - Not for me. - Right. 600 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:28,217 Mom likes that stuff, so... 601 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,809 Here's the right one. 602 00:41:36,727 --> 00:41:37,853 Dominique Wilkins. 603 00:41:44,368 --> 00:41:47,269 I'm Rod Kimble, stuntman extraordinaire. 604 00:41:51,775 --> 00:41:53,072 Life is short. 605 00:41:59,617 --> 00:42:02,051 - That's it. - Holy moly, Kev-bot. 606 00:42:02,653 --> 00:42:04,553 - That was beautiful. - You liked it? 607 00:42:04,655 --> 00:42:06,623 Are you kidding me? I loved it! 608 00:42:06,724 --> 00:42:08,658 You're the next Douglas Bubbletrousers! 609 00:42:08,759 --> 00:42:10,283 Wow, Rod. Thanks. 610 00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:14,455 Kevin, I just had a great idea. 611 00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:26,101 Hey, Frank. 612 00:43:26,203 --> 00:43:27,761 It's me, Rod. 613 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:32,375 I just wanted to let you know, we've already raised over $3,000. 614 00:43:32,476 --> 00:43:34,501 Soon, I'll jump 15 buses 615 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:37,639 and then I'm gonna kick your ass. 616 00:43:40,718 --> 00:43:44,779 I'm gonna assume you're laughing at some funny dream you're having. 617 00:43:44,888 --> 00:43:47,049 You're a pussy. 618 00:43:48,192 --> 00:43:50,251 What is that, sleep-talking? 619 00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:51,555 You suck. 620 00:43:51,662 --> 00:43:54,324 Frank, open your eyes. You are not asleep! 621 00:43:54,431 --> 00:43:57,867 I am asleep, homo. 622 00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:02,169 Oh, it's so good to see him smiling again. 623 00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:07,106 Yeah! And you know what won't make him smile? 624 00:44:08,278 --> 00:44:10,212 When I murder him! 625 00:44:15,052 --> 00:44:18,180 And I am genuinely sorry about the window! 626 00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:21,356 Enjoy the show. Hey, how are you? 627 00:44:22,059 --> 00:44:23,026 Enjoy the show. 628 00:44:27,865 --> 00:44:30,197 Yeah, I have various responsibilities within the crew, you know. 629 00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:34,532 I'm kind of a jack-of-all-trades, really. I one time manned a flamethrower. 630 00:44:34,638 --> 00:44:35,662 Cool. 631 00:44:35,773 --> 00:44:38,333 Of course it's cool. It's awesome as shit. 632 00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:41,673 Here you go, Mr. And Mrs. Powell. Front row seats. 633 00:44:41,779 --> 00:44:43,212 I hope you all enjoy the show. 634 00:44:43,313 --> 00:44:45,611 I can assure you I won't. 635 00:44:45,716 --> 00:44:47,377 - Thank you, Rico. - Okay. 636 00:44:47,484 --> 00:44:48,917 Goodbye, Rico. 637 00:44:49,319 --> 00:44:51,219 Hey, I just did the numbers. 638 00:44:51,321 --> 00:44:54,484 We sold 200 tickets at 5 bucks apiece, which comes to $1,000. 639 00:44:54,591 --> 00:44:56,718 Now, you add that to the money from the birthday parties, 640 00:44:56,827 --> 00:44:58,624 and it's over $4,900. 641 00:44:58,729 --> 00:45:01,163 Rod, we're really gonna do this jump. 642 00:45:01,265 --> 00:45:03,995 Of course we are, Kevin. We're geniuses! 643 00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:07,593 Oh, heads up. 644 00:45:08,305 --> 00:45:09,294 Oh, man. 645 00:45:53,117 --> 00:45:54,778 This guy's a moron! 646 00:45:54,885 --> 00:45:55,909 Shut up! 647 00:46:00,524 --> 00:46:02,048 You suck! 648 00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:09,425 We're all laughing at Rod! 649 00:46:12,369 --> 00:46:13,996 The devil's lies 650 00:46:15,072 --> 00:46:19,441 Run, red man Run for your life 651 00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:26,473 Oh, my God. Bear. No, there's a bear. Bear! 652 00:46:27,217 --> 00:46:28,878 Kevin, turn it off! 653 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,020 - Rod... - I said, turn it off! 654 00:46:33,257 --> 00:46:35,452 I try to drink at least two a day. 655 00:46:37,661 --> 00:46:39,925 Oh, yeah! 656 00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:42,489 My Native American healer... 657 00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:49,231 Hey, what happened to the crazy movie! 658 00:46:49,339 --> 00:46:51,432 Take it easy! Whoa, whoa. 659 00:46:52,676 --> 00:46:54,144 What the hell was that all about? 660 00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:54,371 What the hell was that all about? 661 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:56,810 Rod, I'm sorry. I don't know what they're laughing at. 662 00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:58,541 Your video made me look like an idiot! 663 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:01,846 - I didn't mean to. - What was it, Kev? Jealousy? 664 00:47:01,952 --> 00:47:04,921 You couldn't take everyone loving my stunts and thinking you're short? 665 00:47:05,022 --> 00:47:06,785 - I'm not short. - Yes, you are! 666 00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:08,323 No, I'm not! 667 00:47:08,725 --> 00:47:10,215 Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, guys. 668 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:11,385 - Oh, you guys. - Come on, they're serious, 669 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:12,928 let them work it out. Let them work it out. 670 00:47:13,030 --> 00:47:13,997 Let them work it out. 671 00:47:15,699 --> 00:47:18,031 Okay, I'm out. Peace, I'm out. 672 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:21,334 What do you want? 673 00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:45,125 Come sit down, honey. 674 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,461 I failed, Mom. 675 00:47:53,904 --> 00:47:57,396 I lost all the money and people laughed at my stunts. 676 00:47:57,507 --> 00:48:00,101 Dad would've been ashamed of me. 677 00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:03,478 Rod, there's something I have to tell you. 678 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:07,009 Something that I should've told you a long time ago. 679 00:48:07,117 --> 00:48:08,311 What? 680 00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:12,286 I haven't been completely honest with you about your father. 681 00:48:12,990 --> 00:48:15,288 You see, he wasn't a stuntman. 682 00:48:15,926 --> 00:48:17,086 What? 683 00:48:17,194 --> 00:48:19,526 He was a cashier in a tire shop. 684 00:48:21,098 --> 00:48:23,191 But what about the picture? 685 00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:25,029 It was just a picture. 686 00:48:25,135 --> 00:48:29,265 Evel Knievel came to town, and he posed with everyone in the store. 687 00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:32,103 You lied. 688 00:48:32,209 --> 00:48:34,268 You had such an imagination as a boy, 689 00:48:34,378 --> 00:48:35,868 and when you saw that picture 690 00:48:35,979 --> 00:48:38,948 you started to make up these wonderful stories. 691 00:48:39,049 --> 00:48:42,507 And I didn't have the heart to tell you it wasn't true. 692 00:48:42,819 --> 00:48:45,049 You have to believe me. I did it out of love. 693 00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:48,153 So, how did he die? 694 00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:50,089 He choked on some pie. 695 00:48:50,193 --> 00:48:52,821 What? Come on. Seriously? 696 00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:55,455 He wanted to win that contest so badly. 697 00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:57,033 Well, 698 00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:01,795 I guess if he wasn't a stuntman, then neither am I. 699 00:49:02,539 --> 00:49:03,733 Rod. 700 00:49:04,741 --> 00:49:05,969 Rod! 701 00:49:07,444 --> 00:49:09,378 You did the right thing, honey. 702 00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:42,877 There he is. 703 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:44,743 Rod! Hey, Rod! 704 00:49:44,848 --> 00:49:46,110 Hold it right there, Rod. 705 00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:49,049 What in the hell do you think you're doing? 706 00:49:49,152 --> 00:49:50,551 Grocery shopping. 707 00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,315 I don't understand, Rod. 708 00:49:52,422 --> 00:49:56,688 I'm not a stuntman, Dave. I never was. Just a normal dude. 709 00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:59,658 Well, what the hell are we supposed to do, huh? Where's that leave us? 710 00:49:59,763 --> 00:50:01,253 I dunno, Rico. You tell me. 711 00:50:01,365 --> 00:50:03,595 What ever happened to "Live as a team, die as a team?" 712 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:06,726 It's a sham, okay? There's no such thing as a team. 713 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,031 You live and die alone. 714 00:50:08,138 --> 00:50:11,869 Do you see what you're doing to him? You're making him upset. 715 00:50:11,975 --> 00:50:13,738 How important is this to you? Huh? 716 00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,675 I don't even cry, and look at me. 717 00:50:15,779 --> 00:50:17,804 You're about to make tears come out of my face. 718 00:50:17,914 --> 00:50:19,677 I'm sorry, okay? This isn't what I wanted. 719 00:50:19,783 --> 00:50:21,683 Who am I supposed to build ramps for? 720 00:50:21,785 --> 00:50:24,583 Who am I supposed to build ramps for now? 721 00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:28,521 I just wanna be friends, Rod. 722 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,323 I want us to... 723 00:50:32,929 --> 00:50:34,362 For serious. 724 00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:43,198 You wanna know why I joined the crew, Rod? 725 00:50:43,306 --> 00:50:44,898 It's 'cause ever since we were kids, 726 00:50:45,008 --> 00:50:48,171 you've always done exactly what you wanted to do. 727 00:50:48,612 --> 00:50:53,311 And everybody else just grew up, and got boring, and sold out. 728 00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:56,011 But you stayed exactly the same. 729 00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:57,984 Who cares what anyone thinks? 730 00:50:58,088 --> 00:51:01,421 You don't get it, do you, Denise? I used to be legit. 731 00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:04,925 In fact, I was too legit. 732 00:51:05,028 --> 00:51:07,189 I was too legit to quit. 733 00:51:07,297 --> 00:51:09,788 But now I'm not legit. 734 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,834 I'm un-legit. 735 00:51:11,935 --> 00:51:14,369 And for that reason, I must quit. 736 00:51:14,471 --> 00:51:15,529 You don't mean that. 737 00:51:15,639 --> 00:51:17,004 Yeah. I do. 738 00:51:18,942 --> 00:51:20,307 Stay sweet. 739 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:53,406 - Hello? - Rod. Hey, buddy, it's Dave. 740 00:51:54,211 --> 00:51:56,270 - From the crew. - Yeah? 741 00:51:56,379 --> 00:51:57,607 Hey, man, what's going on, man? 742 00:51:57,714 --> 00:52:00,706 I just, you know, wanted to call, see how you're doing. 743 00:52:00,817 --> 00:52:03,285 Maybe you'd wanna hang out, you know? 744 00:52:03,386 --> 00:52:05,183 Possibly take me to the hospital? 745 00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:07,916 - You know? If you're free. - Is everything okay? 746 00:52:08,024 --> 00:52:10,925 Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Everything's great. 747 00:52:11,027 --> 00:52:14,326 No, no. But, you know, it's probably just precautionary, you know. 748 00:52:14,431 --> 00:52:15,830 If you just wanna swing by, man, 749 00:52:15,932 --> 00:52:17,365 I'd totally appreciate it. 750 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:20,402 Yeah, sure. Just give me a minute. 751 00:52:20,937 --> 00:52:23,929 Rod, thank you so much... 752 00:52:41,057 --> 00:52:43,048 Hey, Rod. Thanks for the ride... 753 00:52:44,694 --> 00:52:45,991 Hey, buddy, how's it going? 754 00:52:46,096 --> 00:52:48,428 Dave, what happened to your eye? 755 00:52:48,532 --> 00:52:49,658 - This? - Yeah. 756 00:52:49,766 --> 00:52:51,529 - Is it really noticeable? - Yeah. 757 00:52:51,635 --> 00:52:56,038 Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early. 758 00:52:56,139 --> 00:52:59,040 And you know my buddy, Derrick? Well, he was like... 759 00:52:59,142 --> 00:53:02,407 "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." 760 00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:03,536 And I was all like, 761 00:53:03,647 --> 00:53:05,740 "Well, I'll do it." 762 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,308 So I did it. 763 00:53:09,553 --> 00:53:12,989 And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... 764 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:16,159 I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. 765 00:53:17,460 --> 00:53:19,985 So, I decided to get on my bench grinder 766 00:53:20,096 --> 00:53:23,190 and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. 767 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:24,528 It was pretty awesome. 768 00:53:24,634 --> 00:53:26,829 And that brings us to now. 769 00:53:26,937 --> 00:53:30,100 Yeah, well, just try and relax. 770 00:53:30,774 --> 00:53:33,299 Can do, man. Can do. 771 00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:38,438 I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. 772 00:53:38,648 --> 00:53:42,641 You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you 773 00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:46,088 and you've got a mountain for a face. 774 00:53:46,189 --> 00:53:48,089 I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave. 775 00:53:48,191 --> 00:53:51,160 Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan. 776 00:53:51,261 --> 00:53:54,355 Yeah, well, it's my mom's. 777 00:53:56,466 --> 00:53:58,127 Balls, man! 778 00:53:59,102 --> 00:54:00,967 Man, we just ran over a small bus. 779 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,005 This really small bus, we just ran over it. 780 00:54:03,106 --> 00:54:04,368 I didn't see anything. 781 00:54:04,474 --> 00:54:06,499 Hey, we're here. 782 00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:08,942 Seriously, man, this is, like, 783 00:54:09,045 --> 00:54:12,708 one of the top ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me. 784 00:54:12,816 --> 00:54:14,613 Don't worry about it. 785 00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:23,559 Hey, 786 00:54:24,194 --> 00:54:27,322 I know things are feeling pretty bad for you right now, 787 00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:31,696 what with your biological dad not being a real stuntman and whatnot, but, 788 00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:35,830 I dunno, the way I look at it, you've still got this other dad at home, 789 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:39,238 sick in bed, and you sure do love him, man. 790 00:54:39,342 --> 00:54:41,708 And if he's sick, and you've got the talent to make him better, 791 00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:44,109 well, that's pretty special. 792 00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:46,774 And to deny that would just be 793 00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:48,812 dumb. 794 00:54:49,919 --> 00:54:52,649 All right. Take it easy, mountain-face! 795 00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:59,428 - Hospital? - Trash can! 796 00:55:01,531 --> 00:55:03,328 Sweet. Thanks, buddy. 797 00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:19,312 Teacher, there are things 798 00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:22,214 That I don't wanna learn 799 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:26,114 'Cause there ain't no joy 800 00:55:26,923 --> 00:55:28,857 For an uptown... 801 00:55:35,932 --> 00:55:37,229 Hey. 802 00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,059 Hey. 803 00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:40,899 So, look, 804 00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:46,436 I was way out of line, and I'm sorry. 805 00:55:47,510 --> 00:55:48,875 It's okay. 806 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:51,275 Sorry about your dad. 807 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:53,543 Thanks. 808 00:55:54,984 --> 00:55:57,817 So, cool beans? 809 00:55:58,788 --> 00:56:00,153 Cool beans. 810 00:56:01,691 --> 00:56:02,817 Cool beans. 811 00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:04,990 Cool beans. 812 00:56:05,562 --> 00:56:06,654 Cool beans. 813 00:56:06,763 --> 00:56:08,162 - Cool beans. - Cool beans. 814 00:56:08,264 --> 00:56:10,027 - Cool beans. - Cool beans. 815 00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:11,858 - Cool, cool. - Bean, beans. 816 00:56:11,968 --> 00:56:12,935 - Cool. - Beans. 817 00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:14,663 - Cool, cool. - Beans, beans. 818 00:56:14,771 --> 00:56:15,738 - Cool... - Beans. 819 00:56:15,839 --> 00:56:17,431 - Cool, cool - Beans, beans 820 00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:18,507 - Cool - Beans 821 00:56:18,608 --> 00:56:21,270 - Cool - Beans 822 00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:22,936 - Cool, cool - Beans, beans 823 00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:24,070 - Cool - Beans 824 00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:25,772 - Cool, cool - Beans, beans 825 00:56:25,882 --> 00:56:26,871 - Cool - Beans 826 00:56:26,983 --> 00:56:28,678 - Cool, cool - Beans, beans 827 00:56:28,785 --> 00:56:29,752 - Cool - Beans 828 00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:31,684 - Cool, cool, cool - Beans 829 00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:33,016 Cool beans! 830 00:56:36,192 --> 00:56:38,387 So, cool beans? 831 00:56:38,828 --> 00:56:41,092 Yeah. Cool beans. 832 00:56:41,197 --> 00:56:43,961 Good. Because I have some exciting news. 833 00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:45,289 So, before the screening, 834 00:56:45,435 --> 00:56:47,733 I took the liberty of posting some of the stunt footage online. 835 00:56:47,837 --> 00:56:48,963 Great. 836 00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,437 Well, I guess people liked what they saw, 837 00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:52,235 because it started to get sent around. 838 00:56:52,342 --> 00:56:53,832 As of this morning, it's been downloaded 839 00:56:53,943 --> 00:56:56,309 over 100,000 times. 840 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:57,539 Seriously? 841 00:56:57,647 --> 00:57:02,311 Yeah. It's bouncing around the web like a beach ball at a Nickelback concert. 842 00:57:02,619 --> 00:57:04,610 But that's not even the best part. 843 00:57:04,721 --> 00:57:06,552 KNER called us. 844 00:57:06,656 --> 00:57:09,284 - The AM radio station? - Yeah. 845 00:57:09,392 --> 00:57:11,952 They heard about the web stuff, and how we're trying to save Frank 846 00:57:12,061 --> 00:57:13,494 and they wanna sponsor the bus jump, 847 00:57:13,596 --> 00:57:16,030 with all the proceeds going to Frank's surgery. 848 00:57:16,132 --> 00:57:18,123 And what'd you tell them? 849 00:57:19,903 --> 00:57:22,201 I think you'll be needing this. 850 00:57:47,497 --> 00:57:49,158 Oh, hey, Mr. Pasternack. 851 00:57:49,732 --> 00:57:51,199 Hey, Kevin. 852 00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:55,101 Hi. Mr. Pasternack, I'd like to introduce you to my brother, Rod. 853 00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:57,139 - Pleasure to meet you, son. - Hi. 854 00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,834 Mr. Pasternack is the owner of the radio station that's funding the jump. 855 00:57:59,943 --> 00:58:01,808 And I'm the number one DJ. 856 00:58:01,911 --> 00:58:03,344 No shit. 857 00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:07,238 I've gotta tell you, boys, I couldn't be more excited about this jump. 858 00:58:07,350 --> 00:58:11,719 When people hear me describing it over the radio, they are going to remember 859 00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:16,451 that AM radio is a viable and modern source for news and entertainment. 860 00:58:16,559 --> 00:58:18,186 Totally. 861 00:58:18,294 --> 00:58:20,421 I used to be number one in this town, 862 00:58:20,530 --> 00:58:22,828 but people don't listen to AM like they used to. 863 00:58:22,932 --> 00:58:25,765 Seems like it's more about FM and color TV. 864 00:58:25,869 --> 00:58:28,030 - That's stupid. - It sure is, Kevin. 865 00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:32,073 In fact, I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. 866 00:58:32,175 --> 00:58:36,612 It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. 867 00:58:36,713 --> 00:58:40,342 And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. 868 00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:41,940 Implausible, I know, 869 00:58:42,085 --> 00:58:44,383 but I like to imagine that he had sex the night before, 870 00:58:44,487 --> 00:58:47,718 and now a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, 871 00:58:47,824 --> 00:58:50,486 allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions. 872 00:58:50,593 --> 00:58:54,529 You may also note that an AM radio is sitting, safely dry, in the middle. 873 00:58:54,631 --> 00:58:56,428 It's on a little magic carpet there. 874 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:58,626 Oh, yeah, look at that. 875 00:58:58,735 --> 00:59:03,468 Now, Rod, I've spent the station's last $15,000 on this. 876 00:59:03,573 --> 00:59:06,906 So it has to be a big success. You understand? 877 00:59:07,010 --> 00:59:09,740 - You can count on me, sir. - Excellent. 878 00:59:09,846 --> 00:59:13,942 This is the big one, boys. This is the one that brings us back. 879 00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:18,380 Soon, AM radio will reign king once more! 880 00:59:35,872 --> 00:59:38,033 Honey, your phone's ringing. 881 00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:39,731 What? 882 00:59:40,109 --> 00:59:41,974 Don't worry, I got it. 883 00:59:45,381 --> 00:59:46,348 Hello. 884 00:59:46,449 --> 00:59:48,610 Hi, may I speak to Denise, please? 885 00:59:48,718 --> 00:59:51,585 No, she's in the can. Can I take a message? 886 00:59:51,688 --> 00:59:53,656 - Jonathan? - Yup. 887 00:59:53,756 --> 00:59:55,587 Okay. You got a pen? 888 00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:57,557 Yes, sir. Got one right here. 889 00:59:57,660 --> 00:59:59,093 The message is, 890 00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:00,924 "Denise, it's Rod. 891 01:00:01,030 --> 01:00:05,899 "I'm jumping 15 buses tomorrow at the fairgrounds. Hope you can make it." 892 01:00:06,002 --> 01:00:08,903 Fifteen buses. 893 01:00:09,005 --> 01:00:10,768 Wait, did you really write it down, 894 01:00:10,873 --> 01:00:13,068 or are you just waving your arm around in the air? 895 01:00:13,176 --> 01:00:16,634 Come on. Rod, you've got some imagination, kid. 896 01:00:16,746 --> 01:00:18,680 Don't worry about it. I'm gonna get her the message. 897 01:00:18,781 --> 01:00:20,043 Okay. 898 01:00:21,484 --> 01:00:23,076 Who was that? 899 01:00:23,186 --> 01:00:24,676 Wrong number. 900 01:00:35,898 --> 01:00:37,422 I give the old man a week. 901 01:00:37,533 --> 01:00:39,501 Really insensitive, Bob. 902 01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:47,306 He's had a bad day. 903 01:00:47,944 --> 01:00:50,208 Maybe you should sit with him. 904 01:01:04,594 --> 01:01:05,959 Hey, Frank. 905 01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:09,695 I know you're not feeling so good, but I need you to hold on a little longer. 906 01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:12,868 The big jump's tomorrow. 907 01:01:13,603 --> 01:01:15,127 We're gonna sell tickets 908 01:01:15,238 --> 01:01:17,798 and people are gonna hear about it at home on the AM radio 909 01:01:17,907 --> 01:01:19,602 and donate money. 910 01:01:19,976 --> 01:01:21,671 It's basically the perfect plan. 911 01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:27,180 You're gonna get yourself killed. 912 01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:31,442 Well, I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass. 913 01:01:35,925 --> 01:01:36,983 Rod. 914 01:01:39,996 --> 01:01:41,054 What? 915 01:01:41,164 --> 01:01:43,530 You know why I've been so hard on you? 916 01:01:43,633 --> 01:01:48,093 Because when I'm gone, you're gonna have to be the man around here. 917 01:01:48,638 --> 01:01:54,235 Frank, if I do land this jump, will you respect me? 918 01:02:02,385 --> 01:02:05,877 Not until you beat me in a fight, you pathetic washout. 919 01:02:06,289 --> 01:02:08,553 I can't wait to punch your face in. 920 01:02:08,758 --> 01:02:11,090 And I can't wait for you to try. 921 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:05,231 What the hell? Was that because of us? 922 01:05:05,334 --> 01:05:09,065 I dunno, man. It started off super positive, then it just got crazy. 923 01:05:09,171 --> 01:05:10,638 I did not like that at all. 924 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,833 No, Kev. None of us did. 925 01:05:12,942 --> 01:05:15,376 Yeah, it was totally messed up. 926 01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:18,847 It's disgusting how people will just, you know, take something good 927 01:05:18,948 --> 01:05:21,348 - and just take advantage of a situation. - Yeah. 928 01:05:21,450 --> 01:05:23,782 There was no time to do anything, except just leave 929 01:05:23,886 --> 01:05:26,411 and just hope that you're not hurt. 930 01:05:26,522 --> 01:05:27,784 It's great to have you guys back, by the way. 931 01:05:27,890 --> 01:05:29,016 - Well, thank you, man. - Feels good to be back. 932 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,389 - So, you wanna... - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 933 01:05:31,494 --> 01:05:35,692 The dog walked itself home, ate a pizza, and took a nap. 934 01:05:36,032 --> 01:05:39,092 In local news, self-proclaimed stuntman Rod Kimble 935 01:05:39,201 --> 01:05:42,602 is going to attempt to jump fifteen buses today. 936 01:05:42,705 --> 01:05:44,730 We would bring you coverage of the jump, 937 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:49,937 but apparently an AM radio station has the exclusive broadcasting rights. 938 01:05:50,046 --> 01:05:52,378 In other news, riots broke out... 939 01:05:52,481 --> 01:05:53,539 Terrific. 940 01:05:54,216 --> 01:05:56,013 Buckle your seatbelts and open your ears, 941 01:05:56,118 --> 01:05:59,451 it's a jump for the ages today on KNER AM. 942 01:05:59,555 --> 01:06:03,548 But first, here's Duke Wentworth with A Jim-Jam Jubilee. 943 01:06:04,694 --> 01:06:07,219 - All right, there you go. - Here, Rod. 944 01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:08,763 - Cool, what's your name? - Matt. 945 01:06:08,864 --> 01:06:13,392 Matt. You are cool. Don't be like Frank. 946 01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:15,894 Rod. There you go. 947 01:06:16,005 --> 01:06:17,233 Thanks, Rod. 948 01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:20,104 All right, thanks, guys. And don't let your dads eat pie. 949 01:06:20,209 --> 01:06:21,904 Hey, Kev. 950 01:06:22,411 --> 01:06:25,005 - Have you seen Denise anywhere? - No, I haven't seen her all day. 951 01:06:30,386 --> 01:06:33,116 - What was that? - We just hit a raccoon. 952 01:06:33,689 --> 01:06:35,520 Jonathan, don't you think we should stop? 953 01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:38,287 Oh, trust me, babe. That raccoon would not have stopped for us. 954 01:06:38,394 --> 01:06:39,554 Are you serious? 955 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:42,995 Oh, my God. I can't wait to tell Sullivan. He'll be so psyched. 956 01:06:46,435 --> 01:06:49,893 I'm gonna grab a Vitaminwater. Should I make that dos? 957 01:06:50,206 --> 01:06:51,571 No, thanks. 958 01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:53,005 Coolio. 959 01:06:53,676 --> 01:06:55,439 Hey, maybe I'll get a box of dong bags 960 01:06:55,544 --> 01:06:57,409 so we can knock boots later, what do you think? 961 01:07:00,449 --> 01:07:03,043 Truly a momentous day for listening 962 01:07:03,252 --> 01:07:06,881 as stuntman Rod Kimble will jump 15 buses 963 01:07:06,989 --> 01:07:09,082 in a last-ditch effort to save his stepfather. 964 01:07:09,191 --> 01:07:10,522 My oops, forgot my wallet. 965 01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:12,526 Jonathan, Rod's doing the jump. 966 01:07:12,628 --> 01:07:14,687 Oh, my God, who cares? 967 01:07:14,797 --> 01:07:16,822 Babe, why do you hang with those nerds? 968 01:07:17,466 --> 01:07:18,899 I like those nerds. 969 01:07:19,001 --> 01:07:21,196 Well, guess what? You're embarrassing yourself. 970 01:07:21,837 --> 01:07:25,295 It's only embarrassing if you care what people think. 971 01:07:25,408 --> 01:07:27,069 That's a good one. I like that. 972 01:07:27,943 --> 01:07:30,343 - Babe? - Goodbye. 973 01:07:30,613 --> 01:07:32,513 Babe, wait. Babe, wait. 974 01:07:32,615 --> 01:07:35,709 Babe, wait! Babe! 975 01:07:35,818 --> 01:07:38,480 Babe, wait! Babe. Babe. Babe. 976 01:07:38,587 --> 01:07:41,385 Babe! Babe, wait. Babe, no! 977 01:07:41,490 --> 01:07:43,390 Babe, no! Babe, no! 978 01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:47,928 Babe! 979 01:07:48,030 --> 01:07:51,727 Babe, babe, babe! No, babe! 980 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:53,092 Wait! 981 01:08:03,145 --> 01:08:04,305 No way. 982 01:08:04,413 --> 01:08:05,880 You're gonna look like a champion, Rod. 983 01:08:05,981 --> 01:08:08,279 You guys, this thing is number one. 984 01:08:08,384 --> 01:08:10,375 - Wait, Rod, there's more. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 985 01:08:10,486 --> 01:08:13,114 We were worried that the moped might not be fast enough 986 01:08:13,222 --> 01:08:15,349 to clear the jump, so... 987 01:08:18,527 --> 01:08:19,858 No way. 988 01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:23,732 Whoa. 989 01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:26,260 Dave, this thing is number one! 990 01:08:26,368 --> 01:08:29,394 Now, I know she doesn't look like much, but trust me, man. 991 01:08:29,505 --> 01:08:32,133 - She's got some kick. A lot. - All right. 992 01:08:32,241 --> 01:08:33,435 There's one more thing, Rod. 993 01:08:33,542 --> 01:08:36,511 I know how you like explosions and showmanship and stuff. 994 01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:38,773 So, I rigged the whole jump with fireworks. 995 01:08:38,881 --> 01:08:40,041 Cool. 996 01:08:40,149 --> 01:08:42,982 And I got you this rock to represent all my hard work. 997 01:08:43,085 --> 01:08:45,110 Oh, cool, Rico. 998 01:08:46,355 --> 01:08:47,686 That's number one. 999 01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:51,248 Yeah, you can pretty much just toss that after the fireworks go off. It's cool. 1000 01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:52,588 Thanks. 1001 01:08:53,496 --> 01:08:54,520 Thanks, all of you. 1002 01:09:33,602 --> 01:09:37,231 Okay, everyone. It's the moment we've all been waiting for. 1003 01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:41,105 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Rod Kimble! 1004 01:10:06,235 --> 01:10:07,497 He's going in circles! 1005 01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:12,529 Rod! 1006 01:10:13,709 --> 01:10:15,040 Rod! 1007 01:10:20,282 --> 01:10:21,249 Rod! 1008 01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:34,357 Who wants to see me do a big-ass stunt? 1009 01:10:41,370 --> 01:10:43,565 Ladies and gentlemen. 1010 01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:45,840 What is destiny? 1011 01:10:46,442 --> 01:10:47,932 What is fate? 1012 01:10:48,444 --> 01:10:52,581 I dedicate this jump to fathers and father figures everywhere. 1013 01:10:53,148 --> 01:10:59,712 I hope that in some small way all of their sons manage to jump them. 1014 01:10:59,822 --> 01:11:03,258 Frank, I'm gonna get you better, you old sack of shit. 1015 01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:08,922 And then I am gonna uncork the ass-beating of a lifetime on you! 1016 01:11:09,031 --> 01:11:11,556 And you will respect me! 1017 01:11:11,667 --> 01:11:12,827 Peace! 1018 01:11:25,147 --> 01:11:28,207 Kimble clearly has a few issues with his stepfather there. 1019 01:11:28,317 --> 01:11:30,547 But who doesn't? I know I do. 1020 01:11:35,391 --> 01:11:36,653 You got this, man! 1021 01:11:36,759 --> 01:11:40,251 Just remember. Drive really, really, really fast, okay? 1022 01:11:40,362 --> 01:11:42,523 And hold on tight! You'll be fine! 1023 01:11:42,631 --> 01:11:44,895 I'm so nervous for you! 1024 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,992 And everybody here is! We're nervous for you! 1025 01:11:48,103 --> 01:11:49,229 I was just in the bathroom, 1026 01:11:49,338 --> 01:11:52,899 and everybody's talking about how crazy this is. 1027 01:11:53,008 --> 01:11:54,202 - Okay. - Don't worry about it. 1028 01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,904 You're gonna do great! Now go kick those buses' ass! 1029 01:11:59,381 --> 01:12:01,872 You good? 1030 01:12:03,419 --> 01:12:06,855 Do you like stunts? What about terminally ill stepfathers? 1031 01:12:07,289 --> 01:12:09,450 Well, if you answered yes to one or both of those questions, 1032 01:12:09,558 --> 01:12:13,551 you couldn't have picked a better day to stumble upon KNER radio. 1033 01:12:36,218 --> 01:12:37,651 Hey, Rod! 1034 01:12:37,753 --> 01:12:39,345 Denise. You came. 1035 01:12:39,455 --> 01:12:41,855 Of course. 1036 01:12:41,957 --> 01:12:43,083 Oh, wow. 1037 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:44,489 Yeah. 1038 01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:48,929 - Denise, I don't know what I'm doing. - What? 1039 01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:52,125 I mean, this jump is huge. I could die. 1040 01:12:53,435 --> 01:12:55,460 You're the bravest guy I know, Rod. 1041 01:12:57,439 --> 01:12:58,929 I don't know what to believe anymore. 1042 01:12:59,808 --> 01:13:01,867 Believe in this. 1043 01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:12,315 Oh, wait. 1044 01:13:12,421 --> 01:13:14,048 What? You don't... 1045 01:13:14,156 --> 01:13:17,455 No, I do. I do. I just... 1046 01:13:17,559 --> 01:13:20,858 - Your mouth was all open. - Oh, God. 1047 01:13:20,963 --> 01:13:23,295 It was just like... 1048 01:13:23,599 --> 01:13:24,725 Anyways. 1049 01:13:29,538 --> 01:13:33,269 Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister, man? 1050 01:13:33,375 --> 01:13:35,775 Denise isn't his sister. 1051 01:13:35,878 --> 01:13:38,346 - She's not? - No. 1052 01:13:38,447 --> 01:13:40,608 Man, that shatters my entire universe. 1053 01:13:40,716 --> 01:13:42,946 I'm not saying that kiss was hot, listeners, 1054 01:13:43,052 --> 01:13:47,182 but if the boner police are here, I demand a lawyer! 1055 01:13:47,289 --> 01:13:50,122 - Good luck, Rod. - Thanks. 1056 01:13:54,096 --> 01:13:57,327 All right, swing man. Back in business. 1057 01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,560 Hey, how are you? 1058 01:14:03,639 --> 01:14:06,904 Kimble's preparing for his final approach. 1059 01:14:07,009 --> 01:14:11,537 Ascending the multiple ramp levels to the tippy-top. 1060 01:14:42,044 --> 01:14:44,535 Why'd the numbers stop? 1061 01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:47,080 I guess people wanna see what happens. 1062 01:14:50,085 --> 01:14:53,020 Souls of the animal kingdom. 1063 01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:59,618 Eagle, fox, bottlenose dolphin, octopus, house cat. 1064 01:15:01,263 --> 01:15:03,527 Okay. 1065 01:15:03,632 --> 01:15:05,293 Let's jump this jump. 1066 01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:13,737 Come on, Rod! 1067 01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:19,541 Here he goes. 1068 01:15:21,016 --> 01:15:24,679 He's driving the bikey-thing with his hands and legs. 1069 01:15:24,786 --> 01:15:27,016 This needs to be seen to be believed! 1070 01:15:28,023 --> 01:15:31,481 Three, two, one, liftoff! 1071 01:16:04,359 --> 01:16:06,793 Oh, he's like a broken doll. 1072 01:16:13,769 --> 01:16:15,236 Oh, this does not look good. 1073 01:16:15,337 --> 01:16:17,362 Rod's crew is running to his side. 1074 01:16:17,472 --> 01:16:19,997 I, for one, hope none of them had a fight with Rod this morning, 1075 01:16:20,108 --> 01:16:22,303 because he is more than likely dead. 1076 01:16:22,444 --> 01:16:24,071 - Rod. - Oh, no. 1077 01:16:25,447 --> 01:16:27,881 - Rod, are you okay? Can you hear me? - Step aside, please. 1078 01:16:27,983 --> 01:16:30,474 Rod, stay away from the light, man. Don't go towards that light. 1079 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,945 Rod? 1080 01:16:38,660 --> 01:16:39,649 Oh, God, he's probably having 1081 01:16:39,761 --> 01:16:42,594 some sort of profound, out-of-body experience. 1082 01:16:56,478 --> 01:16:57,604 Hi. 1083 01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:06,516 Oh, yes. Yes. 1084 01:17:10,325 --> 01:17:11,383 Yes. 1085 01:17:12,561 --> 01:17:14,620 - I'm not getting any vitals. - Oh, Rod. 1086 01:17:17,532 --> 01:17:18,590 Rod? 1087 01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:20,292 Finish him! Finish him! 1088 01:17:20,402 --> 01:17:22,063 Yes, taco! 1089 01:17:23,739 --> 01:17:25,832 Rod? Rod? 1090 01:17:25,941 --> 01:17:27,238 Denise? 1091 01:17:27,342 --> 01:17:28,809 Hoobastank. 1092 01:17:28,910 --> 01:17:30,707 He's alive. 1093 01:17:32,214 --> 01:17:35,012 Denise. You were right. 1094 01:17:35,117 --> 01:17:36,106 The taco won. 1095 01:17:37,386 --> 01:17:39,911 Okay, Rod. Okay. 1096 01:17:40,022 --> 01:17:41,046 Time to get up. 1097 01:17:41,156 --> 01:17:43,989 - No, no, Rod, don't move. Don't move. - You could have internal injuries. 1098 01:17:44,092 --> 01:17:46,959 Sorry, guys. I'm walking out of here. 1099 01:17:47,062 --> 01:17:50,554 No, no, no. No, no, no, Rod. 1100 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:51,690 Wait a minute. 1101 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:55,964 It appears Kimble is awake, and he's trying to stand up. 1102 01:17:56,071 --> 01:17:58,471 Seriously, you're probably hurt pretty bad. 1103 01:17:58,573 --> 01:18:00,200 I'd say definitely, Kevin. 1104 01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:03,403 I'd wager 10 to 20 broken bones, minimum. 1105 01:18:05,013 --> 01:18:06,503 But life is pain 1106 01:18:06,615 --> 01:18:10,415 and we've got to scrape the joy out of it every chance we get. 1107 01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:12,953 - Excuse me. - Okay. 1108 01:18:13,855 --> 01:18:15,220 Rod. 1109 01:18:15,490 --> 01:18:18,516 Rod! Rod! Rod! 1110 01:18:18,627 --> 01:18:22,461 The crowd is cheering Kimble back to life. 1111 01:18:23,298 --> 01:18:26,324 Rod! Rod! Rod! 1112 01:18:28,970 --> 01:18:33,373 Rod! Rod! Rod! 1113 01:18:42,584 --> 01:18:45,075 And the phones are ringing off the hook! 1114 01:18:55,530 --> 01:18:59,466 Rod. Rod, look. Look. 1115 01:19:12,147 --> 01:19:13,978 We did it! 1116 01:19:18,019 --> 01:19:19,111 They've done it! 1117 01:19:19,221 --> 01:19:24,523 They've raised $50,000 for Frank's conveniently-priced surgery. 1118 01:19:30,632 --> 01:19:32,532 Rod, Rod! Over here! 1119 01:19:32,634 --> 01:19:34,226 We did it, Richardson! 1120 01:19:34,936 --> 01:19:36,904 Rod knows my name. Rod knows my name. 1121 01:19:37,005 --> 01:19:38,063 Rod knows my name! 1122 01:19:38,173 --> 01:19:41,006 People are screaming and jumping up and down. 1123 01:19:41,109 --> 01:19:43,304 The fairgrounds are literally shaking! 1124 01:19:44,913 --> 01:19:47,848 A cooked goose for everyone! 1125 01:19:47,949 --> 01:19:49,883 It's Ebenezer Scrooge! 1126 01:19:49,985 --> 01:19:52,783 Yes, a cooked goose. 1127 01:19:54,055 --> 01:19:55,920 Dave. 1128 01:20:29,891 --> 01:20:33,349 - Rod, do you really need to do this? - Yes. 1129 01:20:33,462 --> 01:20:35,953 Come on, Rod. The doctor said his heart's even stronger than before. 1130 01:20:36,064 --> 01:20:37,326 You're not gonna win. 1131 01:20:37,432 --> 01:20:39,593 Kevin, it's not up for discussion. 1132 01:20:41,903 --> 01:20:45,361 Gods of war! 1133 01:20:45,474 --> 01:20:47,942 May your hammer be mighty 1134 01:20:50,946 --> 01:20:52,208 Here I am, Frank. 1135 01:20:53,882 --> 01:20:57,443 Get ready to meet your maker. Oh, God! 1136 01:20:57,552 --> 01:20:59,281 We hadn't even started yet! 1137 01:20:59,387 --> 01:21:01,480 Never underestimate your opponent. 1138 01:21:07,462 --> 01:21:11,262 What's up now, Frank? I'm doing this because I love you! 1139 01:21:17,472 --> 01:21:20,908 - Never underestimate your opponent. - Well, well, well. 1140 01:21:21,009 --> 01:21:26,174 Finally, a fight I might actually... 1141 01:21:27,349 --> 01:21:29,909 - Got you. - What the hell? Is that a throwing star? 1142 01:21:55,877 --> 01:21:58,311 Oh, hell, yeah, Roddy! Kick his ass! 1143 01:21:58,413 --> 01:22:00,711 Come on, old man! Come on! 1144 01:22:00,815 --> 01:22:03,648 Old man, young heart! 1145 01:22:05,554 --> 01:22:06,748 Good Lord! 1146 01:22:08,490 --> 01:22:11,823 Oh, shit. No mercy. 1147 01:22:12,694 --> 01:22:14,457 Guys, come on, come on. That's rented. 1148 01:22:17,032 --> 01:22:18,465 Jesus Christ. 1149 01:22:20,035 --> 01:22:21,798 He just rocked him with a brick! 1150 01:22:22,671 --> 01:22:23,797 Oh! 1151 01:22:25,307 --> 01:22:26,433 Here we go. 1152 01:22:28,276 --> 01:22:30,574 - Should we stop them? - Oh, no, they're fine. 1153 01:22:36,818 --> 01:22:39,378 - Oh, no. - Say it, Frank! 1154 01:22:39,487 --> 01:22:41,819 - Say I'm a man. - Never. 1155 01:22:45,427 --> 01:22:48,260 - Say it! - You're a man. 1156 01:22:48,363 --> 01:22:49,660 Say it again! 1157 01:22:50,899 --> 01:22:53,527 You're a man, son. 1158 01:22:58,139 --> 01:23:00,308 You've gotta be kidding me. 1159 01:23:00,508 --> 01:23:01,941 Yeah!