1 00:00:04,703 --> 00:00:07,807 [TENSE MUSIC] 2 00:00:11,877 --> 00:00:14,046 [POLICE SIREN] 3 00:00:14,146 --> 00:00:16,649 Hey, you got a permit for those guns? 4 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:19,619 I got your permit right here. 5 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:28,261 [80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC] 6 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:32,165 Catchy tune. 7 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,770 [SOUND EFFECTS AND SHOOTING FROM ARCADE GAMES] 8 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:42,007 [GEEK IN ARCADE] Fuck this game. 9 00:00:42,107 --> 00:00:44,043 FUCK YOU! [ARCADE GAME BEEPING] 10 00:00:44,143 --> 00:00:46,613 [STATIC FROM ARCADE GAME] 11 00:00:48,614 --> 00:00:53,319 [CLANKING AND WHIRRING OF MACHINERY] 12 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:02,695 [CAR HORNS HONKING AND PEOPLE SCREAMING] 13 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:09,869 [PEOPLE SCREAMING AND BABY CRYING] 14 00:01:18,711 --> 00:01:22,248 [SIGNAL FROM POLICE WALK TALKIE] We need backup, we need Kung Fury. 15 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:26,452 [GUN SHOTS AND SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE] 16 00:01:26,552 --> 00:01:30,757 [SEDUCTIVE 80'S SAXOPHONE MUSIC] 17 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:40,266 Yeah, that's my bicep. 18 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:41,600 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 19 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:42,902 One second babe. 20 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:45,571 Hello? 21 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:47,806 [POLICE OFFICER] We got an arcade machine down here going crazy, 22 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:49,008 it is killing everybody, it's destruction, chaos, terror- 23 00:01:49,108 --> 00:01:50,176 [CRUNCHING OF PLASTIC] 24 00:01:50,943 --> 00:01:52,045 What are you gonna do? 25 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:53,246 My job. 26 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:56,816 [80'S SYNTHPOP ACTION MUSIC] 27 00:01:58,984 --> 00:02:02,522 [CAR ENGINE REVVING] 28 00:02:04,623 --> 00:02:07,527 [PEOPLE SCREAMING AND DOG WHIMPERING] 29 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:11,498 [CAR HORNS HONKING AND CAR ACCELERATING] 30 00:02:21,340 --> 00:02:25,845 [80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC] 31 00:02:28,247 --> 00:02:32,018 [INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC] 32 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:34,687 [MUSIC KICKS BACK IN] 33 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:42,295 [FUTURISTIC GUN SHOTS] 34 00:02:50,903 --> 00:02:55,842 [INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC] 35 00:02:57,309 --> 00:02:59,646 [END OF 80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC] 36 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:02,248 Game over. 37 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,684 [STATIC FROM FAILING MACHINERY] 38 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:11,924 [KUNG FURY] I'm a cop and damn good at my job. 39 00:03:12,024 --> 00:03:14,127 It all began years ago. 40 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:15,594 In the line of duty, 41 00:03:15,694 --> 00:03:16,962 me and my partner were chasing down 42 00:03:17,062 --> 00:03:20,399 a mysterious Kung Fu-master. 43 00:03:20,499 --> 00:03:22,001 [KUNG FURY] You're under arrest, punk. 44 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:23,369 Show us your hands. 45 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:25,237 [CLINKING OF METAL CLASPS CLOSING] 46 00:03:25,337 --> 00:03:26,805 Good work, Dragon. 47 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:28,941 That crazy stunt could've killed us both. 48 00:03:29,041 --> 00:03:31,477 But goddammit, you're the best partner I've ever had. 49 00:03:31,577 --> 00:03:34,947 Thanks, I learned from the best. 50 00:03:35,047 --> 00:03:37,083 You're like a father to me. [SWORD SWINGING] 51 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:39,919 [KUNG FURY] With one fatal blow, he hit my partner. 52 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:41,821 [SQUELCHING] 53 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:44,123 [KUNG FURY] I could tell he was dead straight off. 54 00:03:44,223 --> 00:03:46,659 [TENSE MUSIC AND KUNG-FU MASTER GRUNTING] 55 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:50,262 [EERY ECHOING AND DRIPPING OF BLOOD] 56 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:53,232 [KUNG FURY] Before I could pull the trigger 57 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,835 I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra. 58 00:03:56,935 --> 00:03:59,104 I blacked out. 59 00:03:59,204 --> 00:04:01,574 [EERY ECHOING AND SOFT TINKLING] 60 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:04,877 And saw images of ancient Shaolin temples and monks, 61 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,179 mastering the art of Kung Fu. 62 00:04:07,279 --> 00:04:08,714 There was an ancient prophecy, 63 00:04:08,814 --> 00:04:11,216 about a new form of Kung Fu so powerful, 64 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:13,386 only one man could master it. 65 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:14,721 The chosen one. 66 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:18,290 When I woke up, 67 00:04:18,390 --> 00:04:20,626 I saw the Kung Fu master running towards me. 68 00:04:20,726 --> 00:04:22,695 I could feel my body mutate 69 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:25,765 into some sort of Kung Fu freak of nature. 70 00:04:26,632 --> 00:04:29,335 [KUNG FU MASTER SCREAMING] 71 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:35,341 [80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC WITH A KUNG FU UNDERTONE] 72 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:38,411 You! 73 00:04:39,311 --> 00:04:40,713 You are the chosen one! 74 00:04:42,581 --> 00:04:44,784 - Knock, knock. - Who's there? 75 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:47,420 Knuckles. 76 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:55,928 [KUNG FU MASTER SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE] 77 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:06,039 [TENSE MUSIC AND FIRE CRACKLING] 78 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,808 [KUNG FURY] As a memento, 79 00:05:09,908 --> 00:05:12,678 I put on a strip of cloth from the dead Kung Fu master. 80 00:05:12,778 --> 00:05:15,381 I decided I would use my new super Kung Fu powers 81 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:16,949 to fight crime. 82 00:05:17,049 --> 00:05:18,818 So, I became the best cop in the world. 83 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:21,487 I became, Kung Fury. 84 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:25,992 [80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC] 85 00:05:46,745 --> 00:05:50,350 [80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC FADES OUT] 86 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:59,792 [STATIC FROM RADIO AND NOISES FROM THE CITY] 87 00:06:13,005 --> 00:06:14,840 [CHIEF MCNICKLES] I don't wanna hear it Kung Fury. 88 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:18,544 I just got back from city hall, $50 million worth of damages, 89 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:21,947 and I got the mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. 90 00:06:22,047 --> 00:06:25,784 How am I going to explain this to the press, hm? 91 00:06:25,884 --> 00:06:29,521 You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake. 92 00:06:29,621 --> 00:06:31,423 Didn't you tell me to block it out? 93 00:06:31,523 --> 00:06:33,092 I told you do it by the book. 94 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:34,493 Cut the bullshit. 95 00:06:34,593 --> 00:06:35,895 Nobody else could have stopped 96 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:37,964 that arcade machine and you know it. 97 00:06:39,998 --> 00:06:43,068 [CHIEF MCNICKLES] Oh man, listen to me Kung Fury. 98 00:06:43,168 --> 00:06:46,672 You need to start following the rules like the rest of us, 99 00:06:46,772 --> 00:06:48,774 so I'm assigning you a new partner. 100 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,910 What? Hell no, I work alone. 101 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:52,478 Not anymore you don't. 102 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:56,181 Say hi to your new partner, Triceracop. 103 00:06:56,281 --> 00:06:58,250 Very nice meeting you Kung Fury, 104 00:06:58,350 --> 00:07:00,719 looking forward to working with you. 105 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,822 You're like a father to me. 106 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:07,159 I work alone. 107 00:07:07,259 --> 00:07:09,495 Either you team up with Triceracop, 108 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,330 or you're off the case. 109 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:12,965 I'm not off the case, 110 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:14,100 I quit. 111 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:23,442 [80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC] 112 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:25,144 [80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC COMING FROM RADIO] 113 00:07:25,244 --> 00:07:28,347 Yeah Yeah, I did the blood test. 114 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,149 It was positive, yeah? 115 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:31,250 [GIRL ON PHONE] What the hell are you talking about? 116 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:33,052 Yeah no problem. 117 00:07:33,152 --> 00:07:34,286 [HITLER] Give me the phone. 118 00:07:34,386 --> 00:07:36,756 [TENSE MUSIC] 119 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:40,626 [HITLER DIALLING PHONE] 120 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:43,028 What the hell is this? 121 00:07:43,128 --> 00:07:44,930 [TELELPHONE RINGING] 122 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:48,734 - Chief McNickles speaking. - Is this the police? 123 00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:51,270 - Yeah, this is the police. - Fuck you! 124 00:07:52,838 --> 00:07:56,242 [POLICE OFFICERS SHOUTING HYSTERICALLY] 125 00:07:58,944 --> 00:08:02,148 [BULLETS PINGING OFF WALLS AND GLASS SMASHING] 126 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:08,688 MALFUNCTIONING? 127 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:08,688 [PHONE BEEPING] 128 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:12,425 I need someone to trace that call! 129 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:14,393 But that's impossible! 130 00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:15,895 [HACKERMAN] Not for me it isn't. 131 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:23,102 [ROCK AND ROLL GUITAR RIFF] 132 00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:26,072 [KUNG FURY] Hackerman, he's the most powerful hacker of all time. 133 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:30,977 Follow me. 134 00:08:34,246 --> 00:08:36,482 [HACKERMAN] I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal 135 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:37,850 and trace the caller. 136 00:08:39,284 --> 00:08:41,453 His name is Adolf Hitler. 137 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:44,724 Hitler, he's the worst criminal of all time. 138 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:46,258 Do you know him, sir? 139 00:08:46,358 --> 00:08:47,793 I guess you could say that. 140 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:51,597 In the 1940's, Hitler was a Kung Fu champion. 141 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,465 [KUNG FURY] He was so good at Kung Fu, 142 00:08:53,565 --> 00:08:57,136 that he decided to change his name to Kung Führer. 143 00:08:58,237 --> 00:08:59,705 But he didn't stop there. 144 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:01,773 He knew of the Kung Fury prophecy, 145 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,608 and wanted to claim the throne. 146 00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:05,844 He and his posse of Nazi soldiers 147 00:09:05,944 --> 00:09:07,747 conducted experiments for years. 148 00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:14,353 [TENSE MUSIC WITH A KUNG FU UNDERTONE] 149 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,559 But they weren't able to figure out 150 00:09:20,659 --> 00:09:23,162 how to master the art of Kung Fury. 151 00:09:24,262 --> 00:09:25,730 And one day, 152 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:27,999 he disappeared from the face of the earth. 153 00:09:28,099 --> 00:09:30,335 And no-one has seen him ever since. 154 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,137 Until now. 155 00:09:32,237 --> 00:09:35,073 I guess he figured if he could find and kill the chosen one, 156 00:09:35,173 --> 00:09:37,142 he would become Kung Fury himself. 157 00:09:37,242 --> 00:09:39,712 He must have traveled in time in order to get here, 158 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:42,514 that's probably why he disappeared. 159 00:09:42,614 --> 00:09:43,983 So, what're you gonna do? 160 00:09:44,516 --> 00:09:45,885 My job. 161 00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:48,353 I'm gonna go back in time to Nazi Germany, 162 00:09:48,453 --> 00:09:50,255 and kill Hitler, once and for all. 163 00:09:50,355 --> 00:09:52,457 [HACKERMAN] So, how are you gonna do that? 164 00:09:52,557 --> 00:09:54,393 I'm not sure. 165 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:56,295 I need some sort of time machine. 166 00:10:00,298 --> 00:10:01,800 Wait a minute, 167 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,869 using an RX modulator, I might be able to conduct 168 00:10:03,969 --> 00:10:06,638 a mainframe cell direct and hack the uplink to the download. 169 00:10:06,738 --> 00:10:08,340 What does that mean? 170 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,277 With the right algorithms, I can hack you back in time. 171 00:10:12,277 --> 00:10:14,313 Just like a time machine. 172 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,815 Well then, it's hacking time. 173 00:10:16,915 --> 00:10:21,253 [80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC] 174 00:11:06,264 --> 00:11:08,401 [80'S ACTION MUSIC FADES TO STATIC] 175 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:17,677 [ACTION MUSIC KICKS BACK IN] 176 00:11:31,456 --> 00:11:33,259 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 177 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,427 Oh, no! 178 00:11:39,764 --> 00:11:42,667 [INTERFERENCE IN 80'S ACTION MUSIC] 179 00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:44,804 [SILENCE] 180 00:11:46,738 --> 00:11:49,775 [EERY ECHOING AND WIND BLOWING] 181 00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:54,714 [SOFT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC] 182 00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:21,740 [ELECTRICAL SURGE] 183 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,276 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 184 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,423 Fuck! 185 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,157 That's a Laser-Raptor. 186 00:12:39,257 --> 00:12:41,493 I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago. 187 00:12:41,593 --> 00:12:43,462 [TENSE MUSIC] 188 00:12:51,503 --> 00:12:55,274 [MACHINE GUN SHOOTING AND LASER-RAPTOR WAILING] 189 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:59,478 [SOFT, INDIGENOUS MUSIC] 190 00:13:03,515 --> 00:13:05,717 [BIRD CAWING IN THE DISTANCE] 191 00:13:05,817 --> 00:13:07,219 Who are you? 192 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,420 My name, 193 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,023 is Barbarianna. 194 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:17,462 [ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC] 195 00:13:17,562 --> 00:13:19,264 What year is this? 196 00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:20,933 It's the Viking age. 197 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,568 That explains the Laser-Raptor. Fuck! 198 00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:25,671 I went too far back in time. 199 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,739 You need to get out of this valley. 200 00:13:27,839 --> 00:13:30,142 This place is swarming with Laser-Raptors. 201 00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:33,578 I'll meet you at the God's drop. Katana can help you get there. 202 00:13:33,678 --> 00:13:35,347 Who's Katana? 203 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:36,582 [KATANA] I'm Katana. 204 00:13:40,185 --> 00:13:42,521 I can give you a ride to Asgard. 205 00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:44,390 A ride on what? 206 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:48,627 [UPBEAT ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC] 207 00:14:01,072 --> 00:14:04,076 [ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC FADES OUT] 208 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,747 So, who are you? 209 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:11,650 I'm a cop from the future. 210 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,852 I was sent back in time to kill Hitler, 211 00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:18,424 but I accidently went too far back in time 212 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,859 and ended up in this place. 213 00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:25,264 I know someone who might be able to help you. 214 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:29,134 [INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC] 215 00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:33,472 Thor! 216 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:40,346 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 217 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,022 [THOR] Behold! It is me, Thor! 218 00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:54,059 Son of Odin and protector of mankind. 219 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:56,094 Check out my pecs. 220 00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:57,596 Your pecs are epic. 221 00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,064 [THOR] Thanks bro! 222 00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,905 So, anyway. 223 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:09,474 Thor, this is Kung Fury, he's a cop from the future. 224 00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:13,111 [KUNG FURY] Yeah, I need to get to Nazi Germany and kill Hitler... 225 00:15:13,211 --> 00:15:15,681 - so if you could help me with-- - Stop! 226 00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:17,583 [SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING] 227 00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,084 Hammer time. 228 00:15:20,385 --> 00:15:22,821 [DRAMATIC 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC] 229 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:27,693 Walk through this portal and you'll end up in Nazi Germany. 230 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,329 Good luck to you Kung Fury! 231 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,497 Thanks Thor! 232 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,973 Well, looks like this is my ride. 233 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:44,610 Hey, future cop, where are you going? 234 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:52,084 You know what. Here, take my number. 235 00:15:52,984 --> 00:15:55,220 And use this phone to call me. 236 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,323 It's a personal, transportable, cellular telephone. 237 00:15:58,423 --> 00:16:01,693 It features 645 channel capacity, 238 00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:06,031 10 number speed dial, and an electronic security lock. 239 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,401 This revolution in communication could make it possible 240 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:12,604 for more and more people to have a phone in their car! 241 00:16:12,704 --> 00:16:14,707 [80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC] 242 00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,609 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 243 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:29,755 [TENSE MUSIC] 244 00:16:32,023 --> 00:16:34,059 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 245 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,151 Tank you. 246 00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:36,088 [TENSE MUSIC] 247 00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:46,064 I'm the greatest Kung Fu master of all time, 248 00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:47,466 right guys? 249 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:54,606 [CROWD CHEERING AND WHISTLING] 250 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:57,142 [HITLER] Thank you! 251 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,883 [TANK ENGINE REVVING AND ACCELERATING] 252 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,090 [KUNG FURY] I'm disarming you. 253 00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,259 My arm! My arm! 254 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:19,631 [ARM MIMICS THE SOUND OF A HELICOPER] 255 00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,636 [DULL THUD] 256 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:27,439 [LOW INTENSE DRONE] 257 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,241 Kill him! 258 00:18:31,142 --> 00:18:34,580 [CLAMOR OF NAZI SOLDIERS] 259 00:18:36,581 --> 00:18:39,751 [NAZI SOLDIERS GROANING IN PAIN AND KUNG FURY GRUNTING] 260 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,837 [80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC] 261 00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:03,268 You don't need that spine, 262 00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:06,805 it's holding your back! 263 00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,210 [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY] 264 00:20:24,956 --> 00:20:28,994 [SOFT, SAD MUSIC] 265 00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,296 [NAZI SOLIDERS GROANING] 266 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,233 [KUNG FURY GROANING IN PAIN] 267 00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:37,969 [HITLER] A-ha! 268 00:20:38,069 --> 00:20:39,470 Fuck you Kung Fury. 269 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:43,541 Now nothing can stop me and my army of death. 270 00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:46,578 [HITLER LAUGHING AND CROWD APPLAUDING] 271 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:49,314 [MUSIC BUILDS] 272 00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:53,885 [CROWD WHISTLING AND CHEERING] 273 00:20:55,753 --> 00:20:56,989 Thank you guys! 274 00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:01,893 [MUSIC BUILDS TO A CRESCENDO AND THEN FADES OUT] 275 00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:04,062 [SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING] 276 00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:05,597 What the fuck? 277 00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:07,866 [CROWD CHATTERING HYSTERICALLY] 278 00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:11,903 [THUNDER AND LIGHTENING] 279 00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:16,008 [LOW RUMBLING] 280 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:22,714 [THUNDER CLAPPING] 281 00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:25,417 [EERY ECHOING] 282 00:21:30,488 --> 00:21:36,528 [BEEPING AND WHIRRING OF MACHINERY] 283 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,336 [SILENCE] 284 00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:49,206 [NAZI SOLDIERS PRATTLING AND LASER-RAPTOR SNARLING] 285 00:21:49,307 --> 00:21:50,608 Kill them! 286 00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:53,979 [80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC] 287 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,807 [MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY AND SHOOTING OF GUNS] 288 00:22:23,074 --> 00:22:24,910 [NAZI SOLDER SCREAMING] 289 00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:31,583 [80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC KICKS BACK IN] 290 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:36,455 [FUTURISTIC GUN SHOTS AND CROWD SCREAMING IN AGONY] 291 00:22:40,024 --> 00:22:41,592 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 292 00:22:41,692 --> 00:22:45,731 [NAZI SOLDIER GROANING IN PAIN] 293 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:51,136 Alright Hitler, the gig is up, show me your hands. 294 00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:57,209 [CLANKING AND WHIRRING OF MACHINERY] 295 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:58,844 [TRICERACOP GRUNTING IN CONFUSION] 296 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:03,815 [BIRD CAWING] 297 00:23:08,986 --> 00:23:12,057 [TRICERACOP] Hackerman, have you seen Kung Fury? 298 00:23:14,325 --> 00:23:16,828 [HACKERMAN] Oh, no! We were too late. 299 00:23:19,497 --> 00:23:24,102 [UPBEAT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC] 300 00:23:43,521 --> 00:23:46,458 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 301 00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:48,693 [CARTOON KUNG FURY GRUNTS IN CONFUSION] 302 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:55,967 Who the hell are you? 303 00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:59,170 My name is Cobra. 304 00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:02,908 I've been expecting you Kung Fury. 305 00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:05,243 I'm your spirit animal. 306 00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:07,212 What the hell is this place? 307 00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:11,716 This is heaven, I'm afraid you're dead. 308 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:13,919 What? 309 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:16,321 But it looks so real. 310 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:20,558 Yeah, no it's totally real. 311 00:24:20,658 --> 00:24:22,793 Mr. Cobra, I'm a police officer. 312 00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:26,264 I need you to send me back to earth, pronto. 313 00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:28,566 I'm sorry, I can't help you with that. 314 00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:31,368 You see, you're dead. 315 00:24:31,469 --> 00:24:33,705 - You're under arrest! - What? 316 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:38,476 For obstruction of justice, you're breaking the law! 317 00:24:38,576 --> 00:24:41,847 [ACTION MUSIC WITH DRAMATIC SINGING] 318 00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:48,119 [CARTOON KUNG FURY SCREAMING AND MUSIC FADES OUT] 319 00:24:52,223 --> 00:24:53,758 What the hell happened? 320 00:24:53,858 --> 00:24:56,494 I hacked away all of your bullet wounds Kung Fury. 321 00:24:56,594 --> 00:24:57,829 Thanks! 322 00:24:57,929 --> 00:25:00,499 [BIRD CAWING AND LASER-RAPTOR SHRIEKING] 323 00:25:10,207 --> 00:25:14,613 [TENSE MUSIC] 324 00:25:19,084 --> 00:25:23,054 I want to welcome you and your friends to Germany. 325 00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:28,460 We are not so different, you and I. 326 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,963 I mean we both got good style, you know? 327 00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:33,732 Red, you know? 328 00:25:34,432 --> 00:25:35,700 So, that's cool! 329 00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:41,306 We both like doing moves, check it out! 330 00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:43,308 [HITLER GRUNTS IN EXERTION] 331 00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:47,646 And killing people, I love it, you clearly do, too! 332 00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:49,981 And that's cool! 333 00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:52,617 Join me, 334 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:56,087 we could be brothers, we are so alike. 335 00:25:56,187 --> 00:25:58,990 It's almost like we finish each other's... 336 00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:00,625 - Balls. - What? 337 00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:05,230 [HITLER GROANS IN PAIN] 338 00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:25,417 Oh, my, not much left of him is there? 339 00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,385 The important thing is that he is gone. 340 00:26:28,786 --> 00:26:30,821 Sorry I doubted you Triceracop. 341 00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,857 You're the best damn partner I've ever had. 342 00:26:32,957 --> 00:26:36,027 I came back in time for you Kung Fury, 343 00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:38,429 because, damn it, I love you. 344 00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:42,367 [TRIUMPHANT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC] 345 00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:45,770 Team work is very important. 346 00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:50,141 So, what happens now Kung Fury? 347 00:26:53,010 --> 00:26:55,280 Well, I need to head back to the office. 348 00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,784 Looks like it's gonna be hell of a lot of paperwork. 349 00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:07,092 [TRIUMPHANT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC] 350 00:27:12,864 --> 00:27:15,967 [CAR HORNS HONKING AND PEOPLE SCREAMING] 351 00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:22,307 [CAR HORNS HONKING AND CAR ENGINE ACCELERATING] 352 00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:23,841 Open the doors, Hoff. 353 00:27:23,941 --> 00:27:26,678 I'm sorry Fury, I can't let you do that. 354 00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:28,480 Open the doors, Hoff! 355 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:31,782 I'm sorry, I can't let you open the doors Kung Fury. 356 00:27:31,882 --> 00:27:33,517 Goddammit, open the doors! 357 00:27:33,617 --> 00:27:37,222 - Sorry I can't-- - Open the doors! 358 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:42,827 Did anyone ever tell you not to hassle the Hoff 9000? 359 00:27:42,927 --> 00:27:45,964 Oh, Hoff 9000, you son of a bitch. 360 00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:50,769 [UPBEAT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC] 361 00:27:53,972 --> 00:28:00,411 [INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC COMING FROM RADIO] 362 00:28:00,511 --> 00:28:02,546 Piece of shit. 363 00:28:02,646 --> 00:28:07,718 [INTERFERENCE IN RADIO SIGNAL] 364 00:28:07,818 --> 00:28:11,222 [TENSE DRUM MACHINE MUSIC] 365 00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:20,631 [TRICERACOP] Oh, my, not much left of him is there? 366 00:28:20,731 --> 00:28:24,101 [KUNG FURY] The important thing is that he is gone. 367 00:28:24,201 --> 00:28:26,037 [MUSIC BUILDS] 368 00:28:35,847 --> 00:28:37,315 Game over. 369 00:28:38,949 --> 00:28:40,385 Wait a minute, 370 00:28:41,986 --> 00:28:44,322 I've seen that symbol before... 371 00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:47,859 somewhere. 372 00:28:57,268 --> 00:28:58,469 Hitler! 373 00:28:58,569 --> 00:29:00,004 [BIRD CAWING] 374 00:29:01,405 --> 00:29:05,009 [TENSE MUSIC] 375 00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:11,182 [80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]